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3rd, October 2014 Key Posts

To Hell And BEK: Terrifying Meetings With Black-Eyed Child Ghosts

WITH any luck the plague of "black-eyed children" will have a taste for ebola, rather than a liking for blue-eyed children, who are the tabloids' preferred monsters... More »

3rd, October 2014 Reviews

How much are Asda's £1 bananas worth?

Alan said: "It's disgusting really. There are millions of people living on the poverty line, trying to reduce the cost of their shopping as much as possible and looking out for bargains."... More »

2nd, October 2014 Reviews

Dillon Taylor: Court Rules Utah Police Were Right To Shoot Dead Innocent Unarmed Man

WHEN Officer Bron Cruz of Salt Lake City, Utah, shot dead innocent, unarmed 20-year-old Dillon Taylor, it was lawful... More »

2nd, October 2014 Celebrities

Annie Lennox Thinks Beyonce's Feminism Is 'Cheap'

ONE of the big problems with feminism is that women like to spend great chunks of the debate, attacking each other. Of course, any movement needs criticism to adapt and sharpen the mind for future debates, but isn't it a bit sad to see women trying to pull other women down, when ostensibly, their aims are the same? More »

2nd, October 2014 Music

Charles Manson: Summer of Hate – The Musical: First Look

Charles Manson – the name is synonymous with an American nightmare. While Woodstock was celebrating the ‘summer of love’ in 1969, Manson became a gravedigger, condemning his followers to brutal ritualistic murders in the Hollywood Hills... More »

2nd, October 2014 Arsenal

Arsenal Balls: Ozil Stands Up To A Gale

Pundits punt... More »

2nd, October 2014 Reviews

Invading Mexican Muslims Pray On Football Shirts Along Texas Border

A MUSLIM prayer rug has been found on the Mexixo-Texas border. Fears are that it was trying to sneak into the USA, possibly hoping it would be mistaken for a picnic blanket or shawl... More »

2nd, October 2014 Money

Morrison's Promises To Compete Into Bankruptcy

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2nd, October 2014 Celebrities

17 Famous Faces Who Were Expelled From School

Kicked out! Even the great and the good are sometimes expelled from school... More »

2nd, October 2014 Madeleine McCann

Madeleine McCann: Blonde Child Spotted With Swarthy Adults In La Herradura

What facts..? More »

2nd, October 2014 Reviews

Hannah Witheridge and David Miller Murders: Win, Maw And Saw Arrested

An arrest is made... More »

2nd, October 2014 Reviews 1

Cross Dressers: Non Muslim Men Wear Burqas For Cheap Thrills (Video)

Tuesday... it's nuns... More »

2nd, October 2014 Reviews

Local News Watch: Big 'Storey' From Southampton

Southampton waits... More »

2nd, October 2014 Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Edinson Cavani Joins Arsenal But Wanted Heavenly Manchester United

TRANSFER Balls: The Guardian looks at Arsenal and a top player and wonders aloud: Football transfer rumours: Arsenal to end Edinson Cavani’s PSG hell? More »

2nd, October 2014 Chelsea

Chelsea Balls: Manchester City Made John Terry Cry

CHELSEA captain John Terry cries when he doesn't win.... More »

2nd, October 2014 Reviews 1

Student Arrested For Jogging Whilst Over The Drink Drivin Limit

TO Pennsylvania, where James Finan, 21, has been arrested for “jogging without any light”... More »

2nd, October 2014 Reviews

Is Nothing Safe: Men Tried For Sexually Assaulting Dying Man With Hard-Boiled Eggs

IS Nothing Safe? Two men face prison sentences despite being cleared of sexually assaulting a man with hard-boiled eggs... More »

2nd, October 2014 Key Posts

Talking Point: Very Important Fresher Service For Super-Rich Students And Other Bellends

Normally the only sounds disturbing the peace of our university towns come from sound systems and pizza delivery bikes, and the only horseshit is that which emanates from the social science department. That all changed this year, with the expansion in operations at UniVaggage.com... More »

2nd, October 2014 Key Posts

Nothing Changes: The Madeleine McCann Story Has Always Been Hijacked By Media Trolls

MADELEINE McCann is back in the news. Sky News is with "TROLLS" who have abused the missing child's parents online. There is not a shred of proof Kate and Gerry McCann were involved in their daughter's vanishing. But people say nasty things online... More »

1st, October 2014 NSFW

Anal Sex Is The Devil's Doorway, Says Born Again Born Star Joseph Sciambra

THOSE readers wondering about anal sex can study the words of US gay porn star turned ‘ex-gay’ Christian fundamentalist Joseph Sciambra... More »

1st, October 2014 Money

Apple's Fine From The EU Might Be As Much As .....Umm, 200 Million?

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1st, October 2014 Arsenal 1

Transfer Balls: Arsenal 'Sell' Higuain To Liverpool

TRANSFER Balls: a look at rumours and drivel reported as fact by the mainstream media. Today the Mirror wonders if Gonzalo Higuain is heading to Liverpool... More »

1st, October 2014 Arsenal

Arsenal Balls: About That Arteta 'Exclusive'

TRANSFER Balls: The Mirror has an Arsenal "EXCLUSIVE"... More »

1st, October 2014 Reviews

Yusra Hussein: Islamic State Paedophiles 'Groom' British Teens

THE papers lead with Yusra Hussein. She's left the UK to join ISIS. Well, so they say. Yusra travelled to Turkey with a 17-year-old. .. More »

1st, October 2014 The Consumer

Focus On The People Who Handle Show Animals

LONDON-based photographer Toby Coulson has trained his eye on animal show judges, who “examine each paw, claw, beak, and ear looking for the animal with the perfect dimensions”... More »