30th, September 2014
Chelsea
Chelsea Balls On Twitter: Filipe Luis Flashes A 'Crows Cum-Shot Agonisingly Across The Face'
Spot the error? More »
30th, September 2014
Chelsea
30th, September 2014
Politicians
Photoshop Challenge: David Cameron Watches David Cameron Inside His Birmingham Hotel Room
A night in with Dave... More »
30th, September 2014
In Pictures
Photos Of The Day: September 30 2014
Today's best news photos... More »
30th, September 2014
Sports
Virgin Media Fights The Great English Football Swindle
irgin Media has asked broadcast regulator Ofcom to open an investigation into the way that the Premier League sells their TV rights to live football games... More »
30th, September 2014
Reviews
Bradford Muslims Invite Israelis To Perform At Literature Festival
HOW are George Galloway’s moves to make Bradford an ‘Israel free zone’ going? Is Bradford a hotbed of racial intolerance and bigotry? No... More »
30th, September 2014
Arsenal
Arsenal Balls: Aaron Ramsey Is Out For 2 Games, Four Week, One Month And Til November
Injury balls... More »
30th, September 2014
Reviews
1 Russia Moves Into Hungary As Oban Collapses
Budapest has announced that it will freeze its gas deliveries to Ukraine, as the Hungarian prime minister, Viktor Orban, said his country could not afford to run the risk of losing its own Russian gas supplies... More »
30th, September 2014
Technology
Apple's Watch Could Earn You A £100 Fine
HERE'S a bit of a problem for Apple's new Watch: looking at one while driving could earn you a £100 fine... More »
30th, September 2014
manchester united
Transfer Balls: Cristiano Ronaldo Picks Up His Manchester United Pension
CAN the Daily Express keep the Cristiano Ronaldo to Manchester Untied story alive for ages? Yes. It's cooked up a cracking non-story... More »
30th, September 2014
Reviews
Who Is The Black-Eyed Child Of Cannock Chase?
TO Cannock Chase, where paranormal investigator Lee Brickley is on a case. He's received an email telling of the ghost of a black-eyed child. Lee says the ghoul was first spotted in Staffordshire in the 1980s... More »
30th, September 2014
Manchester City
Manchester City: Joe Hart Forgets The Wright Stuff
City's sweary Russ Abbott-look-alike goalkeeper, Joe Hart, is talking about competition for places... More »
30th, September 2014
Reviews
Man Erect Large Crucifix To Late Wife Atop Workington Slag Heap
"MY intentions were never to cause any ill feelings or trouble..." More »
30th, September 2014
Strange But True
You'll Never Guess What They Call The Lamb With Two Faces
SO. What did the owners of a New Zealand lamb born with four eyes, two noses, two mouths, two faces – that's two mouths, two noses, three (maybe four) eyes call the thing?... More »
30th, September 2014
Music
Hear The Original Village People Sing YMCA Without The Music
Village People's YMCA video without music... More »
30th, September 2014
Reviews
One In 10 Church of England Bishops Could Be Secretly Straight
THE Telegraph brings news that one in 10 bishops "could be secrely" gay. Or to put it another way, one in 10 bishops could not be secretly gay... More »
29th, September 2014
Reviews
Do Women Ask For Happy Ending Massages?
AN intrepid reporter went undercover to book a 'Happy Ending' massage... More »
29th, September 2014
Sports
Ryder Cup Mistaken For British Jihadist Training Camp
TO Holywood, where the owner of a house hosting a Ryder Cup Party hears a knock at the door. He tells the BBC... More »
29th, September 2014
Arsenal
Transfer Balls: French Striker's Agent Namechecks Arsenal And Liverpool
An agent speaks... More »
29th, September 2014
Chelsea
Chelsea Balls: Mourinho Is A 'Liar' To Keep Costa Out Of Spain
CHELSEA Balls in The Daily Express, which says "Diego Costa in Chelsea training... despite Jose Mourinho saying he can't!".. More »
29th, September 2014
Fashion
Woman Sells Tacky Homemade Christmas Sweaters Like She's Being Held Hostage
They made me wear it... More »
29th, September 2014
Celebrities
1 Donald Trump Falls Foul of Fred West Prank (Photo)
So what is he up to now? Well, today, he tweeted a nice photograph of murderers Fred and Rose West, because he'll unthinkingly do things without a clue as to whether or not they're dodgy or not... More »
