29th, September 2014
Sports
1 Ched Evans Should Be Able To Work Wherever He Can Find It
CHED Evans is a convicted rapist. He's also a former Sheffield United and Wales footballer. Next week, he's scheduled to leave prison... More »
29th, September 2014
Sports
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29th, September 2014
Reviews
Alton Nolen: Mark Vaughan Brought A Gun To A Knife Fight
GUNS in America: Vaughan Foods Chief Operating Officer Mark Vaughan, a reserve sheriff's deputy, had a handgun about his person when Alton Nolen beheaded Vaughan employee Colleen Hufford... More »
29th, September 2014
Reviews
CCTV Operator Convicted Of Voyeurism (Doesn't Get Promoted)
THIS is just great. A CCTV operator has been convicted of voyeurism... More »
29th, September 2014
manchester united
Manchester United Balls: Wayne Rooney Blames Defenders And His Independent Leg For Red Card
29th, September 2014
Sports
'Bigamous' Newcastle United Player Cheick Tiote Plays Three Back Home
NEWCASTLE United midfileder Cheick Tiote "has two wives ...and a mistress", says the Sun... More »
29th, September 2014
Reviews
Islamic State Awaits The Ataturk Revolution
Ban the bottle and get the bigots... More »
28th, September 2014
Celebrities
George Clooney Got Married: The Wedding Photos
GEORGE Clooney got married to his human rights lawyer fiancé Amal Alamuddin in Venice, Italy... More »
28th, September 2014
Celebrities
2 Local News Watch: The Torquay Herald Express Clarifies Sir Roger Moore's Scotch Egg Shun Scoop
James Bond 'shuns' Scotch egg... More »
28th, September 2014
Reviews
Samantha Lewthwaite Opens Ginger Suicide School In Syria
THE Mirror reports that "White Widow Samantha Lewthwaite" is "training ISIS female suicide bombers in Syria".... More »
28th, September 2014
Liverpool
Raheem Sterling: Liverpool Will Lose The Player They 'Mined' At QPR
THE Sun has an "EXCLUSIVE" to quicken the hearts of Liverpool FC Fans: "LIVERPOOL are finally ready to open contract talks with Raheem Sterling..." More »
28th, September 2014
Celebrities
Jasmine Tredevil: 'I Pay For Sex With Cheeseburgers'
JASMINE Tridevil is the women with a foam pillow trapped between her pneumatic breasts. But to the Sun she continues to be the "3-boob model". And today we read that she "made me live in cage as sex slave"... More »
Newcastle United Owner Wants To 'Murder' Alan Pardew: Gallowgate Jihadis Rejoice
VIVEK Chaudhary has news to gladden the hearts of Newscastle United fans. Writing in the Independent, Chaudhary broadcasts what Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley said about his side's manager, the man who looks like a surveryor on his way to a two-course lunch, Alan Pardew... More »
27th, September 2014
Sports
Swansea City's Jonjo Shelvey Becomes A Young Letter Writer's Hero
HARRY Jacobs, 8, wanted Swansea City’s Jonjo Shelvey to visit his North London school. His mum Nic wrote a letter to the player. Harry wanted to meet the former Liveprool and Charlton midfielder because, like him, he has Alopecia Totallis... More »
27th, September 2014
Reviews
Fat Men Last Longest In Bed And Almost Finish Last
BIG bellied men make the ebst lovers. Of course they do. Who wants to schtup a lump of gristle?... More »
26th, September 2014
Books
1 What There Is Before There Is Anything There: A Scary Story
It's the same every night when the lights go out... More »
26th, September 2014
Liverpool
Liverpool Balls: Brendan Rodgers Admits Suarez Was the 'Core' Of The Team
WHY are Liverpool doing not all that well in the Premier League? Brendan Rodgers, the Reds' verbose mangaer, knows... More »
26th, September 2014
Arsenal
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Arsenal Balls: You'll Never Guess Who Was The Real Star Of The Invincibles
26th, September 2014
Reviews
Chemical X Make A Rainbow of Ecstasy For Your Entertainment
Of the wall hangings... More »
26th, September 2014
Strange But True
Man Turns His Amputated Leg Into A Floor Lamp
THERE'S no arm on Leo Bonten's lamp. But there is a leg. His leg... More »
26th, September 2014
Politicians
5 Ed Miliband Wonders If You Think He's An Unelectable Spod Because He's a Jew
DO you think Ed Miliband is bit of a weirdo because he's a Jew? Rachel Sylvester writes in the Times... More »
26th, September 2014
Arsenal
Arsenal v Spurs Balls: The Sun Puts Words In Wenger's Mouth
THE Sun loves to turn football into a war. In readiness for Arsenal's Premier League match with local London rivals Spurs, the paper thunders... More »
26th, September 2014
Books
Condom Meals I Want to Make for You: Cooking With Rubber Johnnies
AS Fanny Cradock might have put it: "Having a Johnnie around the place is awlays useful": "Condom Meals I Want to Make for You"... More »
26th, September 2014
manchester united
Transfer Balls: Manchester United Sign Miranda Four Months After They Already Did
The Daily Expres and Daily Star in some tag-team balls.... More »
26th, September 2014
Money
Police Support Officer Jailed Over Gatwick Money Scam Gets Longer Sentence Than Thieving Politicians
THE most effective crimes are the simplest... More »
