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26th, September 2014 manchester united

Transfer Balls: Manchester United Figure On Cristiano Ronaldo

TRANSFER Balls: Is Cristiano Ronaldo leving Real Madrid to play for Manchester United?.. More »

26th, September 2014 Money

Well Done Ed Miliband! A New Tax That Raises No Revenue!

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26th, September 2014 Reviews

Big Fat Targets: Christina Briggs Lives On A Diet Of Rotten Tomatoes

CHRISTINA Briggs, 26, is fat. And flame-haired. She's on benefits, too. Give her pair of NHS-supplied false breasts and a ciggie and Briggs would be the nation's Aunt Sally with her own show on Channel 4... More »

26th, September 2014 In Pictures

Lowbrow Art For High Brow Ideas: Ken Christ Meets Virgin Barbie

POOL & Marianela make “Lowbrow art" from Barbie, Ken, Power Rangers and My Little Pony dolls... More »

26th, September 2014 Reviews

Numan Haider: Show Me The Knife And Get Me Some IS Fast Food

WHEN Numan Haider was shot dead by police in Australia, to some he became a martyr. To other, he was an 18-year-old Islamist and IS fan who'd stabbed one policeman in the neck and slashed another... More »

26th, September 2014 Reviews

Mickey And Minnie Mouse Fight Heckler In Spanish Square

A Mickey Mouse fight... More »

26th, September 2014 Strange But True

The Larva Of The Rhodinia Fugax Silkmoth Is A Real-Life Chew Toy

A real-life chew toy... More »

25th, September 2014 Technology

iPhone Camera Testing: The Same Shot Taken With Every iPhone Model Ever Made

So. Is the camera on your iPhone improving..? More »

25th, September 2014 The Consumer

Watch A Tattoo Being Applied In Super Slow Motion

Looks even more painful... More »

25th, September 2014 Chelsea 1

Transfer Balls: Manchester United To Spend £40m On 'Chelsea's' Nicolas Otamendi

TRANSFER Balls: The Daily Express says Manchester United are looking to spend £40m (!) on "Chelsea and Man City target Nicolas Otamendi to bolster defence"... More »

25th, September 2014 Reviews 1

Video: Idiot White Cop Shoots Unarmed Black Man Who Was Reaching For His Driving Licence

Smell that..? More »

25th, September 2014 Sports 2

NFL UK: American Football Rules for Beginners

We're going to miss a lot out, because these hints and tips are just for those complete novices who want to make sense of the game and thus far, haven't been able to... More »

25th, September 2014 Reviews

Thomas The Tanked-Up Engine: French Railway Workers Strike For Right To Booze On The Job

FRENCH railtway workers are striking for the right to booze on the job. More »

25th, September 2014 Key Posts

Free Speech: Mario Balotelli Is Guilty Of Tweeting Whilst Black

THE Mirror's Brian Reade wants to talk about the problem of grown men exercising their right to free speech. Not everyone gets paid to comment, like a by-lined journalist does. Some people just talk and tweet and write with no concern for deadline or encouraging reader interest and clicks... More »

25th, September 2014 Sports

Transfer Balls: Adrien Rabiot Leaves Roma To Play For Arsenal

TRANSFER Balls: The Mirror says "Arsenal target Adrien Rabiot will be sold by Paris Saint-Germain in January if he doesn't sign a new contract before then"... More »

25th, September 2014 Arsenal 2

Arsenal Balls: Chelsea's Cesc Fabregas Overlooks Ramsay To Blame Ozil For His Disloyalty

CHELSEA mifielder Cesc Fabregas "reveals how Mesut Ozil BLOCKED Arsenal return"... More »

25th, September 2014 Money

More Sex Means Worse Sex

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25th, September 2014 Reviews

The Metro Imitates The Day Today: 'It's Time For A War On War'

Obama: 'It's time for a war on war'... More »

25th, September 2014 Money

Not So Clever Warren Buffett Has Lost $750 Million On Tesco Shares

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25th, September 2014 Music

Jason Orange Quits Take That To Spend More Time With His Knitwear

BIG news from the world of showbiz - big enough to take over the Sun 's front page: Jason Orange has quit Take That... More »

25th, September 2014 Reviews

Devon Gardener Asks BBC Viewers To Identify Her Big Cannabis Plant

DEVON local Patricia Hewitson wanted help identifying the huge weed growing in her gaden. She asked BBC Radio Devon's The Potting Shed for help... More »

25th, September 2014 Reviews 1

Pravda UK: Not A Single British Newspaper Lead With The Daily Mirror Hacking Story

Is hacking still front-page news? Or is it only front-page news whan Rupert Murdoch's titles are under the cosh?.. More »

24th, September 2014 manchester united 3

Spurs Fans Attack Manchester United In The Saddest Way Imaginable

IN football, you define yourself by your rivals. And Spurs - who last won the league title in 1961 - have decided that the team they can rib and goad is Manchester United, who have won the league title in colour... More »

24th, September 2014 Reviews

Having Your Cake And Eating It: The Guardian's Hereditary Journalists

WRITING in the Guardian, Nick Cohen writes: Politics, journalism, the arts – they are all increasingly controlled by nice people from wealthy backgrounds. And their niceness is strangling us... More »

24th, September 2014 The Consumer 1

Cute Dog Returns Lost Items for KLM Airlines

KLM, the Royal Dutch Airlines, uses a beagle (name: Sherlock) to help deliver items left by passengers landed at Amsterdam Airport Schiphol to their rightful owners... More »