Daily Mirror Hacked Phones: John Prescott Still Takes Their Cash For Columns
AND lo it came to pass: Trinity Mirror has admitted that some of its staff were involved in ilegal phone hacking... More »
24th, September 2014
Politicians
24th, September 2014
Music
Find Out Who Will Win at the MOBO Awards 2014
THE MOBO Awards have doled out their nominations, inevitably prompting spectacularly thick people to say "WHY DON'T WE GET A MOWO AWARDS EH?" Classical music awards are exactly that, you berk... More »
24th, September 2014
Reviews
Police Filmed Beating Up Man On Dash Cam Just Doing Routine Stuff
This is what the chap looked like after the police had processed him.. More »
24th, September 2014
Reviews
How To Avoid Ebola: The Cut-Out-And-Keep Wall Mural
A local Liberian artist paints a mural forming part of the countrys fight against the deadly Ebola virus by education in the city of Monrovia, Liberia... More »
24th, September 2014
manchester united
Transfer Balls: Manchester United Buy Vidal For £10m Less Than They Bought Him For
Utter balls... More »
24th, September 2014
Reviews
Jeremy Meeks, Naked Emma Watson, Jasmine Tridevil And The Hoaxing of Lazy Journalism
LUKE O'Neill looks at the state of modern journalism. After the threat to publish nude photos of Emma Watson was a viral marketing hoax by a company called "Rantic" and the Jasmine Tridevil story - she's the woman who has three beasts that only she has seen in the flesh - O'Neill wonders why so many stories are taken on face value.... More »
24th, September 2014
manchester united
Transfer Balls: Manchester United Linked To Gerard Pique Who Is Happy To 'Fail' At Barcelona
TRANSFER Balls: The Daily Express (natch.) has news that "MANCHESTER UNITED are lining up a sensational return for Barcelona and Spain star Gerard Pique"... More »
24th, September 2014
Reviews
1 Numan Haider: The Good Muslim Who Wasn't A Muslim But Just A Single Lad Looking For Love
WHO was Nudam Haider, the teenager shot dead in Australia? Was he primarily a nutcase, a Muslim or a teenager?.. More »
24th, September 2014
Reviews
3 IS in Qatar Is Richer Than Ireland And Better At Extortion Than Hamas
THE US-led attack on Islamic State is leading the news cycle. Every report contains the fact that five Arab states are backing the assault. But who is paying IS? ... More »
24th, September 2014
The Consumer
Department Store Had No Idea It Was Selling T-shirts Mocking Rape Victims
TO the SM department store in the Philippines, where shopper Karen Kunawicz has spotted a top bearing the legend: "It’s not rape, it’s a snuggle with a struggle"... More »
24th, September 2014
Reviews
Mexico's Templar Knights Drugs Cartels Filmed Buying Journalists
MEXICAN news site MVS has relased a video of two reporters from Mexico’s Michoacan state appearing to accept money from one of the country’s most wanted drug lords, Servando Gomez, leader of the Knights Templar Cartel... More »
24th, September 2014
Celebrities
Quack! Quack ! Ooops! Dave Lee Travis Finds A Hairy Cornflake In His Porridge
HATS of to the Sun for its front-page report on Dave Lee Travis. The former BBC Radio 1 DJ has been found guilty of groping a TV researcher’s breasts almost 20 years ago... More »
23rd, September 2014
Celebrities
John Malkovich Is In Every Great Photo You Every Saw
JOHN Malkovich can do Diane Arbus's photo of identical twins, Pierre et Gilles' lumo Jean Paul Gaultier? .. More »
23rd, September 2014
Chelsea
Chelsea Balls: Wtch Jose Mourinho Play For Rio Ave In 1981
ONCE upon a time, Jose Mourinho wanted to be a professional footballer, like his father Felix... More »
23rd, September 2014
Money
What The Hell Is It That Tesco Has Done Wrong? This
DESPITE Tesco being a little bit less everyone's favourite supermarket than it used to be it's still a bit of a shocker to find out that the company has been lying about its profits. The question is though, what is it that they've been doing? As no one is coming right out with exactly what it is let's try to work it out from what we are being told... More »
23rd, September 2014
Money
Is This The Most Perfect Job In The World Or What?
People pay this bloke (and pay his fees as well, of course) to visit prostitutes and have sex with them... More »
23rd, September 2014
Celebrities
Beyond Parody: The Daily Telegraph Muses On How Emma Watson's Wardrobe Furthers Women's Rights
The new UN Women Goodwill Ambassador made waves with her speech on gender equality in New York – and her sophisticated wardrobe...“ More »
23rd, September 2014
Sports
New York Police Criminalise Cycling After Death
WHEN a pedestrian died after being struck by a cyclist in Central Park, the NYPD reacted by launching a blitz on cycling violations... More »
23rd, September 2014
The Consumer
In 1979 The War On Drugs Outlawed The McDonald's Spoon
MCDONALDS alientated a key demographic among its clientele: the drugs user... More »
23rd, September 2014
Celebrities
Daily Mail Irony: Emma Watson Wear A White Belted Coat For Women's Rights
SO. How does the Daily Mail report on Emma Watson's appearance at a UN sexual equality do? ... More »
23rd, September 2014
Celebrities
Jasmine Tridevil: Want To See The Surgery Video?
HAVING realised that two fake Jordans is hackneyed, Alisha Hessler got three boobs and changed her name to Jasmine Trivdevil... More »
23rd, September 2014
Celebrities
Faces Of The Day: When Amy Winehouae And Nicole Kidman Met The Lemurs
Fame hurts... More »
23rd, September 2014
Technology
The Chinese iPhone Black Market
STOOD in the line outside Apple's NYC emporium, Casey Neistat spotted Chinese resellers looking to resells the gadgets before they're launched in China... More »
