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23rd, September 2014 Arsenal

Manchester United: Just another Chelsea

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23rd, September 2014 Chelsea

Transfer Balls: Manchester City And Chelsea Hope Everton's Ross Barkley Forgets His 'Dream'

TRANSFER Balls: Is Everton's Ross Barkley leaving Goodison Park to play for Manchester City or Chelsea?... More »

23rd, September 2014 Reviews

Josh Lederman, Barack Obama And The War On Bush And Facts

BARACK Obama has ordered air strikes on Islamic State. Washington, France and five named Arab nations have joined the fight on the jihadists... More »

23rd, September 2014 Reviews

Woman Jammed Her Finger Up Staffordhire Terrier's Bum To End Attack On Her Beloved Jack Russell

"SHE'S my soulmate, and I love her so much and I was so glad she was actually saved," says Ann Bendouli. "It said if you have a lighter, put it onto its bottom"... More »

23rd, September 2014 Politicians

Hope And Change In Syria And Iraq: Vote Obama Get Romney

HOW'S that pledge not to be like Mitt Romney going? Two months before the 2012 presidential election, Vice President Biden warned on the campaign trail that Mitt Romney wanted to go to war with Syria... More »

22nd, September 2014 Arsenal

Arsenal Balls: Debuchy And Walcott Star In Hospital Drama

Arsenal players assume the position... More »

22nd, September 2014 Celebrities

The BBC's Futile Attempt To Erase Jimmy Savile

THE BBC very much regrest including the face of dead DJ Jimmy Savile during a Top Of The Pops highlights show this September. Sir Jimmy, as he was known at the time of filming (both a Papal knight and knight of the realm), is not a BBC highlight and must be shown only on the news... More »

22nd, September 2014 Money

Americans for Shared Prosperity Create This Car Crash of An Advert

The woman is trying to get back on her feet, trapped, as she seems to be, in an airy, stylish apartment of the type most Britishers recognise from magazines about fine living, home decer and Jennifer Aniston's womb... More »

22nd, September 2014 Key Posts

Florida Woman Gets Third Breast Implanted To Deter Men (Photos)

THE British Association of Bra Makers salutes the work of Tampa massage therapist, Jasmine Tridevil, who underwent surgery to get just a third breast - and give the bra business a new lease of life... More »

22nd, September 2014 Reviews

Wonderful TV: KTVA Charlo Greene Quits Live TV After Revealing She Founded The Alaska Cannabis Club

Just brilliant. ANd, no, not a comedy sketch... More »

22nd, September 2014 manchester united

Manchester United Balls: Di Maria Invites You To Kick His Family In The Face

EVERY time you kick Manchester United's Angel Di Maria in the shins, you kick his wife and daughter in the face. Well, not really them, more the photograph of the player's family he keeps tucked into his socks... More »

22nd, September 2014 Liverpool

Liverpool Balls: The Travelling Reds Beat West Ham United 2-0

LIVERPOOL Balls: The BBC's Mark Lawrenson wrote in his Premier League predictions on Liverpool's trip to West Ham United... More »

22nd, September 2014 Music

Jake Bugg: Everything That's Wrong in Modern Music

Jake Bugg can bemoan modern music all he likes, but if he wants to correct a dire pop-cultural problem in 2014, he might look at himself, the scene he's in... More »

22nd, September 2014 Reviews

Study: Internet Trolls Are As Narcissistic As Newspaper Columnists

HOW about that online debate? In this month's issue of Personality and Individual Differences a study was published that confirms what we all suspected: internet trolls are horrible people... More »

22nd, September 2014 Sports

PAO: Exercise Your Facial Muscles and Shape Up

WITH Pao you can exercise your facial muscles and get your face in shape!... More »

22nd, September 2014 TV & Radio

Jeremiah McDonald Explains The Creative Process

Nicely done... More »

22nd, September 2014 Sports

The Southbank Centre Lets The Skateboarders Play

HOW'S that Olympic legacy coming along? ... More »

22nd, September 2014 Strange But True 1

Miracle Worker Healer Arrested For Killing Follower He Promised To Bring Back To Life

“WHY should I mourn when I know that my brother is in heaven?” said Samina, whose brother 40-year-old Muhammad Niaz volunteered for a miracle... More »

22nd, September 2014 Reviews

Koh Tao Murders: Sex, Gangsters And Shaking Hands

KOH Tao murders: A look at reporting on the murders or David Miller and Hannah Witheridge... More »

21st, September 2014 Arsenal

Manchester City And Cheslea Balls: Watch Diego Costa Not Throttle Pablo Zabaleta

Shots are fired... More »

21st, September 2014 Reviews

IndyRef: Glasgow Rangers And Celtic Fans Laugh At The IndyRef 'Riots'

You can get a criminal record for singing a song in Scotland - a song the authorties don't like.... More »

21st, September 2014 The Consumer 1

It Takes 41 CUPS of Coffee To Kill A Man

YOU can kill a 125lbs man by feeeding him 41 cups of coffee or 88 shots of espresso in 24 hours; or 125 pounds and drink down 106.64 cans of a standard Red Bull. Death by Caffeine has the facts.

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21st, September 2014 Strange But True

Great Excuses: Nesting Pigeon Evaded Bath Travelodge Cleaners

GREAT excuses: Rosie shares her Bath Travelodge room with a super-sneaky nesting pigeon... More »

21st, September 2014 Chelsea

Manchester City Balls: Chelsea Fans Display Banner Praising Frank Lampard's Goalscoring

OF course Frank Lampard, Chelsea's record goalscorer (203), struck for Manchester City to deny Chelsea three points at the Etihad... More »

21st, September 2014 Liverpool

Mario Balotelli Bombarded With Racist Abuse After ‘LOL’ Man United Tweet

NOW at Liverpool and once of Manchester City, Mario Balotelli tweeted a 'LOL' in response toManchester United’s spectacular collapse against Leicester City. Of course, Balotelli's big-spending Liverpool were only yesterday beaten by West Ham United. So. Manchester United players are free to 'LOL' right back at him... More »