Transfer Balls: Manchester City And Chelsea Hope Everton's Ross Barkley Forgets His 'Dream'
TRANSFER Balls: Is Everton's Ross Barkley leaving Goodison Park to play for Manchester City or Chelsea?... More »
Josh Lederman, Barack Obama And The War On Bush And Facts
BARACK Obama has ordered air strikes on Islamic State. Washington, France and five named Arab nations have joined the fight on the jihadists... More »
Woman Jammed Her Finger Up Staffordhire Terrier's Bum To End Attack On Her Beloved Jack Russell
"SHE'S my soulmate, and I love her so much and I was so glad she was actually saved," says Ann Bendouli. "It said if you have a lighter, put it onto its bottom"... More »
Hope And Change In Syria And Iraq: Vote Obama Get Romney
HOW'S that pledge not to be like Mitt Romney going? Two months before the 2012 presidential election, Vice President Biden warned on the campaign trail that Mitt Romney wanted to go to war with Syria... More »
Arsenal Balls: Debuchy And Walcott Star In Hospital Drama
Arsenal players assume the position... More »
The BBC's Futile Attempt To Erase Jimmy Savile
THE BBC very much regrest including the face of dead DJ Jimmy Savile during a Top Of The Pops highlights show this September. Sir Jimmy, as he was known at the time of filming (both a Papal knight and knight of the realm), is not a BBC highlight and must be shown only on the news... More »
Americans for Shared Prosperity Create This Car Crash of An Advert
The woman is trying to get back on her feet, trapped, as she seems to be, in an airy, stylish apartment of the type most Britishers recognise from magazines about fine living, home decer and Jennifer Aniston's womb... More »
Florida Woman Gets Third Breast Implanted To Deter Men (Photos)
THE British Association of Bra Makers salutes the work of Tampa massage therapist, Jasmine Tridevil, who underwent surgery to get just a third breast - and give the bra business a new lease of life... More »
Wonderful TV: KTVA Charlo Greene Quits Live TV After Revealing She Founded The Alaska Cannabis Club
Just brilliant. ANd, no, not a comedy sketch... More »
Manchester United Balls: Di Maria Invites You To Kick His Family In The Face
EVERY time you kick Manchester United's Angel Di Maria in the shins, you kick his wife and daughter in the face. Well, not really them, more the photograph of the player's family he keeps tucked into his socks... More »
Liverpool Balls: The Travelling Reds Beat West Ham United 2-0
LIVERPOOL Balls: The BBC's Mark Lawrenson wrote in his Premier League predictions on Liverpool's trip to West Ham United... More »
Jake Bugg: Everything That's Wrong in Modern Music
Jake Bugg can bemoan modern music all he likes, but if he wants to correct a dire pop-cultural problem in 2014, he might look at himself, the scene he's in... More »
Study: Internet Trolls Are As Narcissistic As Newspaper Columnists
HOW about that online debate? In this month's issue of Personality and Individual Differences a study was published that confirms what we all suspected: internet trolls are horrible people... More »
PAO: Exercise Your Facial Muscles and Shape Up
WITH Pao you can exercise your facial muscles and get your face in shape!... More »
Jeremiah McDonald Explains The Creative Process
Nicely done... More »
The Southbank Centre Lets The Skateboarders Play
HOW'S that Olympic legacy coming along? ... More »
Miracle Worker Healer Arrested For Killing Follower He Promised To Bring Back To Life
“WHY should I mourn when I know that my brother is in heaven?” said Samina, whose brother 40-year-old Muhammad Niaz volunteered for a miracle... More »
Koh Tao Murders: Sex, Gangsters And Shaking Hands
KOH Tao murders: A look at reporting on the murders or David Miller and Hannah Witheridge... More »
Manchester City And Cheslea Balls: Watch Diego Costa Not Throttle Pablo Zabaleta
Shots are fired... More »
IndyRef: Glasgow Rangers And Celtic Fans Laugh At The IndyRef 'Riots'
You can get a criminal record for singing a song in Scotland - a song the authorties don't like.... More »
It Takes 41 CUPS of Coffee To Kill A Man
YOU can kill a 125lbs man by feeeding him 41 cups of coffee or 88 shots of espresso in 24 hours; or 125 pounds and drink down 106.64 cans of a standard Red Bull. Death by Caffeine has the facts.
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GREAT excuses: Rosie shares her Bath Travelodge room with a super-sneaky nesting pigeon... More »
Manchester City Balls: Chelsea Fans Display Banner Praising Frank Lampard's Goalscoring
OF course Frank Lampard, Chelsea's record goalscorer (203), struck for Manchester City to deny Chelsea three points at the Etihad... More »
Mario Balotelli Bombarded With Racist Abuse After ‘LOL’ Man United Tweet
NOW at Liverpool and once of Manchester City, Mario Balotelli tweeted a 'LOL' in response toManchester United’s spectacular collapse against Leicester City. Of course, Balotelli's big-spending Liverpool were only yesterday beaten by West Ham United. So. Manchester United players are free to 'LOL' right back at him... More »