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21st, September 2014 Reviews

Living In Dreamland: A Look Around Britian's Oldest Surviving Rollercoster And Theme Park In Margate

THE Dreamland site in Margate, Kent, is billed as "Britain's oldest surviving rollercoaster". By surviving the blurb means not yet fallen down... More »

21st, September 2014 The Consumer

Closed Chinese Restaurant Doesn’t 'Give A Shit About Gluten Free' Or 'Believe In Organic'

GLUTEN free diners closed down a Chinese restaurant in San Francisco... More »

21st, September 2014 NSFW

Watch A Couple Hav =ing Sex Inside An MRI Machine

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21st, September 2014 Reviews

Islamic State Soldiers Deserted Because Of Legalised Child Rape

In this interview "Omer" explains how he left his hometown in Iraqi Kurdistan to join the Syrian opposition and eventually became an IS member, what he witnessed and the reasons for which he risked his life to exit the extremist Islamic organisation... More »

21st, September 2014 Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Barcelona's Fabian Schar Joins Arsenal From Basel After Rejecting Borussia Dortmund

More utter balls... More »

21st, September 2014 Liverpool

Highlights Of My Five-Times-A-Night With Liverpool Striker Mario Balotelli

If you're ever in a restaurant with Mario and he asks for a goodnight kiss, get a good grip of the table corners first... More »

20th, September 2014 Liverpool

Liverpool Balls: Mario Balotelli Lets Off Fireworks In The Bedroom

How was it for you? Super. Always, Super... More »

20th, September 2014 The Consumer

Photographer Captures The Sublime Beauty Of Cigarette Smoke

CIGARETTE smoke is wonderful. Thomas Herbich has been taking picures of those sublime jets and swirls... More »

20th, September 2014 Reviews

Man Robbing Old Weapons Collector Stabbed With Medieval Spear

"This door is open within five seconds, probably within three seconds; this door was open and he was standing no more than two to three feet away from me..." More »

20th, September 2014 Reviews

Life Imitates Viz: Clemson University Calls In The Bottom Inspectors

TO the land of the free (that's still America according to the brochure, readers), where students at Clemson University are having their genitals inpsected for signs of wear and tear... More »

20th, September 2014 Key Posts

Only Hereditary Journalists And The Well-Connected Can Afford To Send Their Children To State Schools

IS private schooling fair? Janice Turner writes in the Times... More »

19th, September 2014 Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Arsenal Buy Rabiot Twice From PSG And Once From Roma

Utter balls... More »

19th, September 2014 Sports

Spurs Balls: Partizan Belgrade Fans Call Jews Fools And State A Desire For Homosexual Sex with Horses

AT the Europa League Partizan Belgrade v Spurs match, the home fans added a bit of homemade art to the local colour. The message on the banner declared, somewhat crytically: "Only Jews And Pussies".. More »

19th, September 2014 Celebrities

Joan River's Ghost Uses An iPhone 6

Joan Rivers uses an iPhone6... More »

19th, September 2014 Reviews

How Did CNN Cast The Scottish Independent Referendum? Like This

%110 can't be wrong... More »

19th, September 2014 Sports

Sepp Blatter Misses Irony of His Pro-Ethics Tweet

FOOTBALL fans (and even some football fans) will tell you that Sepp Blatter, arch ruler of FIFA and world football, is not a nice, upstanding bloke... More »

19th, September 2014 Arsenal

Savage Balls: Manchester City Should Breaks The Rules, Chelsea Buy Success And Liverpool Didn't Win

Robbie Savage does no research... More »

19th, September 2014 Reviews

Male Heart Patient, 60, Sues Hosptial For Sexual Assault By 33-Year-old Female Nurse

TO Chicago, where 33-year-old registered nurse Rachel Shaper has been sacked for allegedly assailing 60-year-old patient John Cantone with “initiated unsolicited sexual relations, including intercourse”... More »

19th, September 2014 Reviews

Daily Express: The Student Who Never Left Her Flat Except When She Did

THE Daily Express has news of a student who did not all that much... More »

19th, September 2014 The Consumer

Local News Watch: The Peterborough Telegraph Reviews Pizza Express

Pizza Express has been based in Cathedral Square for a fair few years and though I’ve walked past it close to a hundred times, I’ve never ventured in – until now... More »

19th, September 2014 Reviews 1

IndyRef: Photos Of The 9 Happiest And Saddest People In Scotland

Reactions to the vote... More »

19th, September 2014 Technology 3

The iPhone 6 Launch Is The X Factor For The Even Less Talented And Derranged: Photos Of Apple Fans At Large

THE iPhone launch has become a seasonal event. Like the X Factor auditions, it allows the sane the chance to look at the demented and desperate being wrangled by the rich and successful... More »

19th, September 2014 Technology

Apple Makes Security A Selling Point: Your iPhones Are Police-Proof

BAD news for spies. Apple will not comply with police orders to unlock your iPhones, iPads. Why? Because it can't... More »

19th, September 2014 Reviews

Marketing Balls: Made.Com Celebrates An Independent Scotland With Free 10 Groats Offer

Whoops... More »

19th, September 2014 Technology

Watch And Titter As First iPhone 6 Buyer Drops His New Toy On Live TV

TO Australia, where a bellend who queued to buy an iPhone 6 is showing it off to the excited Press... More »