19th, September 2014
Celebrities
Jason Donovan Vows To Kill ISIS And All Terrorists
Especially for you.... More »
19th, September 2014
Celebrities
19th, September 2014
Arsenal
Transfer Balls: Edinson Cavani To Arsenal Unless Manchester United Or Liverpool Place A Big Bet
Transfer Balls: Edinson Cavani To Arsenal Unless Manchester United Or Hull Place A Big Bet... More »
18th, September 2014
Reviews
LA School District Surrenders The Grenade Launcher The Pentagon Donated But Keeps MRAP
DID you hear about the LA School district that surrendered the grenade launcher the Pentagon donated?... More »
18th, September 2014
Reviews
Tabloid Hell: London Evening Standard Declares #IndyRef The 'New 'Black'
A pen and ink... More »
18th, September 2014
Liverpool
Liverpool Balls: Anfield Thought Police Want Steven Gerrard To Be More Like Manchester United Fans
LIVERPOOL FC don't want their fans to swear at the match... More »
18th, September 2014
Money
Noooo! Venezuela Is Running Out Of Falsies!
Venezuela's chronic shortages have begun to encroach on a cultural cornerstone: the boob job... More »
18th, September 2014
Royal Family
Kate Middleton Pregnancy Watch - Day 10: Bring Your Daughter Not To Malta
KATE Middleton Pregnancy Watch - Day 10: The BBC has " BREAKING NEWS"... More »
18th, September 2014
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Transfer Balls: Manchester United Sell Mata To Juventus Because They Already Bought Vidal
TRANSFER Balls: Are Juventus going to buy Manchester United's Juan Mata?.. More »
18th, September 2014
The Consumer
5 You Can Buy Pope Francis' Skull Cap
What odds a nice Jewish boy buys one and wears it to synagogue? More »
18th, September 2014
Reviews
The 20 Best Internet Reactions To The Indy Scotland Vote
We invade at dawn... More »
18th, September 2014
Celebrities
Kay Burley Calls IndyRef 'Yes' Campaigner A 'Nob' And Worse
THE increasingly bizarre Kay Burley has been doing her thing on Sky News again, this time referring to a Yes campaigner in the Scottish Independence Referendum as 'a bit of a nob'... More »
18th, September 2014
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Manchester United Balls: Fan Gets 'Sir Alex Feguson' Is Dead Tattoo
Who is Sir Alex Feguson. And what did he do in his 27 years on Earth?.. More »
18th, September 2014
Reviews
Tabloid Highlights Of The Scottish Indy Referendum
HAVE you been getting your Indy Referendum news from the tabloids? If not, you missed some informative stuff... More »
18th, September 2014
Reviews
Publisher Features Porn Star On School Textbook
Rocket News 24 reports that the MuangThai Book Center featured Japanese porn star Mana Aoki on the cover of 3,000 copies of its latest maths textbook... More »
18th, September 2014
Key Posts
Koh Tao Murders: Christopher Ware Monstered And Hannah Witheridge Was Begging For It
Thailand blames the foreigners and the victims... More »
18th, September 2014
Reviews
Local News Watch: The Most Hampstead Story Of All Time
THIS might be the most Hampstead story of all time. It's grim up North London, as the Ham & High reports... More »
18th, September 2014
Arsenal
Chelsea Balls: Is Badge-Kissing Cesc Fabregas The Most Fickle Man In Football?
GOOD old Cesc Fabregas. He's the Spanish footballer with Barcelona “DNA”, Arsenal in his heart and Barcelona in his blood... More »
17th, September 2014
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Transfer Balls: Arsenal Sign Swansea's Wilfried Bony For Less Than Spurs And Liverpool Bought Him For
TRANSFER Balls: The Daily Express reveals that Liverpool, Arsenal and Tottenham are in for "£19m target Wilfried Bony". The headline ends a little esoterically: "CONFIRMS interest"... More »
17th, September 2014
manchester united
Transfer Balls: 'PSG Goalkeeper' Invites Manchester United Fans To Plunder Paris
TRANSFER Balls: The Daily Express continues to be rich source for utter drivel presented as rumour-based fact... More »
17th, September 2014
Technology
Apple's New Leukaemia Mystery
A NEW allegation about those massive factories in China that make all of Apple's iKit... More »
17th, September 2014
In Pictures
Makeup Artist Uses Her mouth To Create Your Favourite Face-Painted Cartoon Characters
Face-painting jut got better... More »
17th, September 2014
Sports
Manchester United's Eamon Dunphy & Leeds United's John Giles Star In Weird Dairy Milk Advert (With Apologies To Arsenal's Lim Brady)
JOHNNY Giles, memorably of Leeds United, and former Manchester United player Eamon Dunphy are now TV pundits in Ireland. The duo have been working for Cadbury's Dairy Milk, extolloing the benefits of a diet of sugar and fat in a budding sportsman's diet... More »
17th, September 2014
Celebrities
How To Erase U2 From Your Apple Cassette Player
THERE'S been much chatter about Apple's move to give away U2's new album Songs of Innocence to 500 million iTunes customers in 119 countries to coincide with its iPhone 6 and Watch launch... More »
17th, September 2014
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