DEATH is a terrible inevitability. You could pop your considerable clogs at any given moment. You might be half way through a banana. You could be mid-poo, like Elvis. You could be *this close* to finishing that computer game that proved so difficult all those years. You might suddenly die just before someone finishes a joke... More »
ARSENAL were out-thought, outfought and outplayed in Borussia Dortmund. They were also out-scored, losing 2-0... More »
16th, September 2014
Reviews
THE DAILY Express has a delicious headline about its favouite bugbear: immigrants. News is that an "illegal immigrant" was found hiding "UNDER: a family's camper van... More »
THE Daily Mail is outraged at the standards of education. It blames "liberal education dogma" for the lowering of education standards.. More »
WHEN Minnesota's Kahler Nygard headed to Denver he was flagged as a person of interest. At Denver Airport, the airline Spirit, the TSA and above all KEITH decided he hadn't been searched properly. The Keithians wanted to analyse Kahler after he'd flown. They wanted an extra feel... More »
16th, September 2014
Fashion
That shirt is to die for...and in... More »
16th, September 2014
Celebrities
KANYE West began his move into TV evangelism by commanding an audience to 'Stand up'... More »
IT'S Day three of the Sun's serialisation of former Manchester United player Rio Ferdinand's autoibiography. Having dealt with the John Terry racism debarcle and David Moye's disgust at low-fat chips, Rio turns to "banter"... More »
16th, September 2014
Reviews
7 THE coming political furore of the Scottish question is not yet fully realised by Britain's Home Counties... More »
Says Watts: “I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!!!!!!!” More »
16th, September 2014
Key Posts
IN September 1994, a reel-to-reel tape emerged and was put up for auction. Sotheby's were all over it because this wasn't any old recording they had on their hands... More »
16th, September 2014
Film
YOU'LL have seen the sweary letter signed 'Stanley Kubrick' written to the head of AGM about the sequel to 2001: A Space Odyssey.... More »
16th, September 2014
manchester united
Transfer Balls: Criatiano Ronaldo Finds £500,000 Reasons To Love Manchester United... More »
THE Sun says Chelsea are looking to sign 17-year-old Romanian Cristian Manea for £2.3million. He's a good player who will surely go on to have a professional career at some level... More »
15th, September 2014
Reviews
KYRON Horman has made it into the pages of the National Enquirer. In a article entitled "TAKEN! KIDNAP EPIDEMIC ROCKS AMERICA", readers are told "Kyron Hormon gone from school"... More »
FOLLOWING Manchester Unied's 4-0 victory over struggling QPR, a lot has been said about United's new players, chiefly that you can buy your way out of trouble... More »
With the untold wealth that comes with Kim K's life, she's looking at buying a house in Europe. A bedsit in Montrose? A terrace in Telford? Of course not! She's looking at buying Beckingham Palace - David and Victoria Beckham's mansion in Hertfordshire... More »
15th, September 2014
Arsenal
TALKING Balls: A look at media reporting on Arsenal's Germnan midfielder Mesut Ozil and Manchester United's Radamel Falcao... More »
TRANSFER Balls: a l0ok at the Daily Express' dire reporting on Cristiano Ronaldo... More »
15th, September 2014
Reviews
2 Edumacating for life... More »
15th, September 2014
Arsenal
1 ARSENAL Balls: Mathieu Debuchy has an injured ankle. How long will he be injured for?... More »
15th, September 2014
manchester united
AS former Manchester Untied defedner Rio Ferdinand returned to Old Trafford with new club QPR - and looked on as the visitors shipped four goals - the Sun picked up the scent of chips. .. More »
15th, September 2014
Politicians
SIR Gerald Howath, a former defence minister and current Tory MP fo Aldershot, who said Enoch Powell's 1968 ‘rivers of blood’ speech was spot on, has turned his eye to Joanna Lumley, the actress who campaigned for Gurkhas’ rights... More »
