Middlesbrough Manager Aitor Karanka 'Aims To Break In New Boys Gently'
Here's hoping his aim is every bit as good as it used to be... More »
Here's hoping his aim is every bit as good as it used to be... More »
Angel Delight Watch: Manchester United's Di Maria Is The Taste Of 1970s... More »
FREE Speech looks to the Economist, a magazine read by business suits and people keen to appear smart and knowing. But the Economist is no leader, no thought provoker. It's a publication as uncertain as a worm in flip-flops... More »
IS that a living statue in East Vancouver? It's nine-feet tall. And evern the most stoic artist would be hard pressed to keep that raging erection awake for so long. More »
A defrocked Catholic priest was found guilty Friday of raping dozens of children and a sled dog in the Canadian Arctic.. More »
Despite the fact that I have been employed as an actor, repeatedly and sometimes unfortunately (an occupation where looks can be very much an issue) I remain immune to my physical charms... More »
“OK, last decision. What colour should the middle bit be?" "Oh, I don't know, how about a fleshy beige?" More »
MATCH of the Day is most football fans' first chance to see what their team got up earlier in the day.... More »
In his book Civilisation and Its Discontents, Freud wrote: “It is clearly not easy for man to give up the satisfaction of this inclination to aggression... More »
Once upon a time... More »
QUEEN'S Park Rangers defender Rio Ferdinand says Chelsea "Legend" John Terry "is the biggest idiot"... More »
TO California, where Ryan Eddy Watenpaugh, 34, of Palo Cedro, is accused of killing this girlfriend's Pomeranian dog, Bear, and feeding it to her... More »
Neighbour Cheryl Ann Pifer, 60, allegedly took up her loaded rifle, took aim at the child and screamed, “Fire in the hole!”... More »
TRANSFER Balls: The Daily Express has an "EXCLUSIVE" about Cristiano Ronaldo leaving Real Madrid for a "shock" return to Manchester United...or Manchester City... More »
With E Numbers... More »
ARTIST Jonathan Yeo paints women in the reposeful aspect of cosmetic surgery patients... More »
THE Telegraph has been serialising Looking For Madeleine by Anthony Summers and Robbyn Swan. The book is available to order from Telegraph Books at £16.99 + £1.95 p&p.... More »
WHEN is a war not a war? That question to Obama, who calls the assault on ISIS an "effort"... More »
"Who threw the best parties in the 1960s? Obviously me!.." More »
ROTHERHAM Borough Council said in 2012 that two "not indigenous white British" were removed from their foster parents because the adults supported UKIP and the council disapproved of that party's stance on immigration... More »
THE 15-year-old boy arrrested in connection with the blaze at Manchester Dogs' Home has been bailed. The fire killed around 60 animals, but 150 dogs were rescued... More »
IRAQ: "Only by redeploying our troops can we press the Iraqis to reach comprehensive political accommodation and achieve a successful transition to Iraqis’ taking responsibility for the security and stability of their country..." More »
More utter balls in the Daily Express... More »
“The vast majority of cyclists on our roads are young, white men... most elderly people are not going to cycle, and it would be dangerous for them to start on our streets now... women of any ethnic group who wish to wear modest clothing, and I count myself in that category, are not going to cycle. It is a discriminatory form of transport”... More »