28th, August 2014
Celebrities
SO. We've all seen those videos of tossers throwing iced water over themselves: everyone from terribly famous people like Giselle Bundchen and Bill Gates to random Belgians standing under firefighting planes. But little do people know that this is one of the great examples of "small world" theory... More »
More utter balls... More »
28th, August 2014
Reviews
4 Grudges against irregardless, synergy, like, don’t go there, or retard fit comfortably in the word rage department... More »
28th, August 2014
Madeleine McCann
MADELEINE McCann's face peers out from the cover of today's Daily Express. The news is, as ever, lacking in any fact other than one: she's missing... More »
RANSFER Balls: The Daily Express has news for careworn Manchester United fans. The team's rebuilder (former United saviour) Louis Van Gaal has signed Arturo Vidal from Juventus. Well, sort of.. More »
TRANSFER Balls: What news of Cheslea's Fernando Torres?... More »
HOW much is qualification to the Champions' League 2014 worth to Arsenal?... More »
THE police have charged Michael Jones, 55, with the murder of his Kentucky state cellmate Corey McQueary, 33, who died from eating the older man's underpants... More »
Giroud back in 2015... More »
27th, August 2014
Reviews
Both non-smoker and smoker remain unwell... More »
27th, August 2014
Reviews
HENRY Smith, a software developer, was working on a game called "Global Thermonuclear War." He drew a scence depicting a nuclear attack on Washington. As you can see from the above image, it was a drawing full of details... More »
27th, August 2014
Reviews
9 LET'S spare a thoght for the nine-year-old girl who lost control of her Uzi submachine gun and killed gun tutor Charles Vacca at a shooting range just south of Las Vegas. With the gun on "full-auto", the girl fired. The recoil sent the gun over her head, shooting Vacca... More »
TRANSFER Balls: Arsenal and Manchester United never did sign Mehdi Benatia... More »
TRANSFER Balls: Arsenal are going to sign... More »
The five top barbecue foods were burgers in buns, sausages, salad, potato salad and coleslaw, the study found. A plate with one portion of each has around 900 calories... More »
27th, August 2014
Reviews
Should give up the evil weed? Of course. But it's delicious. What you should not do is smoke those sad e-cigs, mini-totems of twattery that showcase the user to be a pillock... More »
27th, August 2014
Strange But True
I suffered from a slow growing cancer in my pineal gland while I attended art school and during subsequent years while my paintings developed with an underlined mythology that alluded directly to the pineal years before I even know of its existence... More »
From news of the sublime Edinson Cavani heading to Arsenal, comes news that the Gunners have all but agreed to sign... Nikola Zigic... More »
27th, August 2014
Music
1 Ken is the man that we all need, Ken is the leader of the GLC... More »
27th, August 2014
Fashion
It's what they would have wanted... More »
TRANSFER Balls: The Express leads with the news that Arsenal are lining up a £50m move for Paris St-Germain star and Manchester United target Edinson Cavani... More »
27th, August 2014
Key Posts
So. That headline figure stated as a fact is an educated guess... More »
HOW football journalism worsk with the Daily Mirror's Ben Burrows. He's looking at Arsenal. The headline begins with a quesion... More »
