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10th, July 2014 Music

Insane Clown Posse's FBI lawsuit is laughed out of town

THE Insane Clown Posse are an odd bunch. For starters, they think magnets are powered by witchcraft or something. And their fans? Well, their fans are VERY devoted (seriously - they make fans of The Smiths look like rational, reasonable people without a worrying neediness that burps out of their every pore). More »

8th, July 2014 Strange But True

This Is The World's Fluffiest Rabbit

Spot the rabbit... More »

8th, July 2014 Reviews

Russian Footballers To Wear Skirts, Necklaces And Wimples To Defeat Homosexuality

A RUSSIAN priest has claimed that he is “glad” Russia’s players failed to make any progress at the World Cup as the coloured boots they wore were an affront to God – a “homosexual abomination” if you will... More »

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Transfer Balls: Matt Hummels Is Exclusive To Manchester United

TRANSFER Balls: Matt Hummels is "exclusively Manchester United's in the scoop-tastic Daily Star... More »

8th, July 2014 Film

The World's Worst Star Wars Expo Might Just Be The Best Ever (Photos)

THE Star Wars exhibition in Wolfsburg, Germany, is face-meltingly good. .. More »

8th, July 2014 Key Posts

Thinking Outside The (Penalty) Box: Tackling The ‘Professional’ Foul

WITH the World Cup semi-finals upon us, it’s as good a time as any to remember Laurent Blanc, the French captain who received a red card – the only one of his entire career – in the semi-final of the 1998 World Cup, and missed the final thanks to Slaven Bilic’s theatrics.... More »

8th, July 2014 Money

Steve Jobs Was Right: Apple's iPhone 6 Is To Be Made By Robots

Jobs made the comment originally to President Obama. He was asking, well, all those jobs that are now in China, all those manufacturing jobs, when are they going to come back to America? The answer being "those jobs are never coming back"... More »

8th, July 2014 Liverpool

Liverpool Balls: Reds Fans Get Great Luis Suarez News

Ha-ha! More »

8th, July 2014 Money

Beer, Oh Happy Produce Of Our Isle - And Good For Us Too!

THE Mail brings us the glorious news that beer is actually good for us... More »

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Transfer Balls: Suarez Replaces Sanchez In Barcelona As Liverpool Seek New Camara

TRANSFER Balls: A regular look at rumour, speculation and opinion backed by anonymous sources presented as 'news' in today's mainstream media. The focus is on Luis Suarez... More »

8th, July 2014 Film

See Andre 3000 as Jimi Hendrix in All Is By My Side Trailer

Hendrix was a smooth, fascinating character with a preposterous talent and a gentle soul - that's not easy to capture. Moreover, Outkast's brilliant Andre 3000/Benjamin is playing the title role. There's no-one on Earth who wants this to fail... More »

7th, July 2014 In Pictures

Photos Of The Citroën Flying Cars

. Swedish artist Jacob Munkhammar is the first person to have spotted the obvous: these gliding French cars with the swivelling headlights and hydropneumatic self-levelling suspension system make great hover jets... More »

7th, July 2014 The Consumer

The Armadillo Bag Is A Thing Of Wonder

NO, that's not Donatella Versace. That's a dead armadillo handbag up for auction on eBay. If you can break your piggy bank (made from a real pig!) $299 ono... More »

7th, July 2014 Sports

Tour De France 2014 Photos: Stage Three - Cambridge to London

TOUR de France 2014: Stage Three - Cambridge to London... More »

7th, July 2014 Sports

Awkward Tour De France Vine: The Podium Kiss Off

Ouch! More »

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Well Of Course British Homes Are The Smallest In Europe

Because we're the only country in Europe stupid enough to insist that they must be small. This really isn't a surprising finding from Cambridge University... More »

7th, July 2014 Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Arsenal Endure Feast And Famine In The Daily Mirror

TRANSFER Balls has a quick look at the kind of to-deadline exclusive churned out by the Daily Mirror... More »

7th, July 2014 Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Alexis Sanchez Move To Arsenal Is An Undone 'Done Deal'

TRANSFER Balls - Anorak's regular look at speculation and rumour being presented as fact in the mainstream press. Today the Daily Mail leads with news that Barcelona's Alexis Sanchez is on his way to Arsenal... More »

7th, July 2014 Reviews 1

We Need A Free Press To Save Us From Child Abuse And Westminster Demons

WHY are we wasting money on this when we could be spending it on that?' is a favourite argument of the partisan. It's usually spurious. But this collection of front pages does make you wonder how the Press came to be the arch-villains of the unholy trinity of politicians, police, Press. And that in turn prompts further questions about the extent and expense of the phone-hacking inquiry... More »

7th, July 2014 Music

REVEALED: The Music Behind The Worst Album Art In The World

LESS than ten years ago, bad album covers suddenly became a “thing”. Sure, there had always been people like me: longtime vinyl enthusiasts who cherished these unholy creations; but, it took the Internet to really generate a widespread appreciation for the “bad album cover”... More »

6th, July 2014 Reviews

Wali Watch: The Truth About Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi And His 'Expensive' Wristwatch

Oliver Duggan adds that Abu Bakr has been "ridiculed" for his wristwatch... More »

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Transfer Balls: Liverpool Sell Suarez For £75.5m And Still Want Sanchez In Part-Exchange

TRANSFER Balls: a look at the media rpeorting on Alexis Sanchez, the Barcelaona player wanted by Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United (among others).... More »

6th, July 2014 TV & Radio

London Live TV Caption Hilarity (With Anthony Costa From Blue)

Just brilliant... More »

6th, July 2014 In Pictures

Tour de France 2014 Photos: Stage Two - York to Sheffield

Yorkshire laps up The Tour... More »

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Transfer Balls: Arturo Vidal Joins Manchester United For £22m Less Than Juventus Are Asking

What facts? More »