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23rd, June 2014 Strange But True

22 Firefighters Perform C-Section On Man Stuck Inside Huge Vagina

FOR one American student, the huge marble vulva at Germany's University Institute of Microbiology was an invitation not to be passed up... More »

23rd, June 2014 In Pictures

Making Cannabis Peanut Butter Jelly Cups At Denver's Sweet Grass Kitchen (11 Photos)

WOULD you eat cannabis-infused foodstuffs? Do you make hash browns? We went to Denver's Sweet Grass Kitchen, a well-established gourmet marijuana edibles bakery which sells its confections to retail outlets, in Denver... More »

23rd, June 2014 In Pictures

Fidel Castro's GAZ-built Chaika Limo - Photos

TAXI Moises Suarez turns on the radio inside the Soviet-made limousine taxi cab that once belonged to Fidel Castro's fleet which he rents from the government in Havana, Cuba... More »

23rd, June 2014 Film

Fartzenegger Blows: The Best Farts From Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies

Arnie blows! More »

23rd, June 2014 Sports

Luis Suarez Balls: Twitter Plot To Rape And Kill Liverpool Star's Wife And Young Daughter

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23rd, June 2014 Sports

Daily Mail Sexism: Maria Sharapova Is Only There To Support The Men

WIMBLEDON is here. And that means the ...TWAGS. Who they? They're the Tennis (players') Wives And Girlfriends... More »

23rd, June 2014 Sports

Ban The Washington Redskins Name And You Label All The Team's Fans As Bigots

IS the term Redskins racist?... More »

23rd, June 2014 Reviews

Hamas Steals Your Chidhood: Palestinian Children Rejoice In Kidnap Of Israeli Teenagers

THREE Israeli teenagers have been kidnapped by Islamists. Naftali Frenkel and Gilad Shaar, both 16, and 19-year-old Eyal Yifrach were hitchhiking their way home when they vanished... More »

23rd, June 2014 Liverpool 2

Transfer Balls: Luis Suarez Leaves Children Behind In Liverpool To Play For Barcelona

TRANSFER Balls catches up with Liverpool's Luis Suarez. By now you'll be wondering what he's been up to this summer... More »

23rd, June 2014 Chelsea

Transfer Balls: Paul Pogba Hates Arsenal, Loves Chelsea And Thinks Mourinho Should Be Sacked

TRANSFER Balls salutes the work of the Daily Star which conjures utter balls and turns it into news... More »

22nd, June 2014 Celebrities

Justin Bieber Uses Wash And God To Deep-Clean His Soul

LATE breaking news on Anorak is that Justin Bieber has reacted to the footage of his adolescent self telling funnies about "niggers" by taking a bath... More »

22nd, June 2014 Strange But True

World's Ugliest Dog 2014 Might Be Cheating

Not as nature intended... More »

22nd, June 2014 Reviews

The Daily Mail: Lifestyle Gives You Cancer

Everything you do gives you cancer... More »

22nd, June 2014 Books

Terrifying Quiz From 1987 Evangelical Book 'How to Raise 'Purfect' Kids'

IN 1987, John Ray Bohlen taught parents how to raise children in his guide How to Raise ‘Purfect’ Kids. You can read more of his wisdom on the Great Commission Ministries Website... More »

21st, June 2014 Photojournalism

Faces of The Day: Bridget Mulread And Mona Venables Enjoy The Kildare World Cup Party

It's all kicking off in Kildare... More »

21st, June 2014 Reviews

Other Parents: Woman Branded Children To Identify Them As Hers

Those other parents... More »

21st, June 2014 Reviews

Mug Shot: Woman With Moustache Denies Sexually Assaulting Minors

Looks matter. Usually when a female is accused of sexually molesting an underage male, the comments vary between "Lucky sod" and "Very lucky sod". But on the Billings Gazette, readers respond... More »

20th, June 2014 Celebrities

Gerry Goffin RIP: His Greatest Hits That Never Get Old

THE songwriting behemoth Gerry Goffin, has passed away, aged 75 in Los Angeles. If you don't recognise the name, you'll recognise some of the songs he's played a part in - 'The Locomotion', 'Will You Love Me Tomorrow' and '(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman'.... More »

20th, June 2014 Sports

Look Alike: England's Joe Hart Keeps Goal Like Russ Abbot

A READER writes... More »

20th, June 2014 Film

Straight Outta Central Casting: First Look At The Cast For The NWA Biopic

Straight outta central casting.... More »

20th, June 2014 Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Arsenal Make Balotelli Captain Of Their All-Star A-Team

The A, B, C of Balls.. More »

20th, June 2014 Film

'The Same Animals…Only Functioning Less Perfectly:' The Five Most Underrated George A. Romero Movies

GEORGE Romero’s impressive movie-making career stretches back to the Pittsburgh area in the late 1960s and spans over forty years... More »

19th, June 2014 Flashback 2

Bumping Geriatric Balls in the 60s : The Album

THIS record is proof of a glitch in the Matrix. Life is an illusion, a computer simulation, created by aliens to harness our biologic energy.... it’s literally the only explanation for this record... More »

19th, June 2014 Sports

RATS! Joey Barton 1 - Bloody Luis Suarez 0

Rats! More »

19th, June 2014 Chelsea

Transfer Balls: Manchester United's Manchester United To Join Chelsea

Utter balls.... More »