16th, June 2014
Money
Using Tinder and Grindr Gives You The Clap
. That, at least, is the finding of a new piece of scientific research, that using dating apps on smartphones, like Tinder or Grindr, gives you the clap... More »
16th, June 2014
Money
16th, June 2014
Tabloids
England Fans Drink 17 Pints Each Watching World Cup Defeat
GOOD to see that in this age of electronic journalism, the Daily Mail hacks are keeping their bottoms up in the pub... More »
16th, June 2014
Strange But True
Police Find Drugs Stash, Handgun But Not Jimmy Hoffa In Fat Man's Rolls
HOW fat is Christopher Mitchell. Why, he's so fat that he can hide his stash of weed in his stomach rolls... More »
16th, June 2014
Strange But True
Petrol Drinking Dog Spreads House Fire
WHAT does you dog like to drink? More »
16th, June 2014
Flashback
5 Hollywood Adaptations of Vintage TV Shows: An Awe-Inspiring String of Failures
Here are some of the tragic attempts made in the last decade or so. This list is by no means comprehensive. There are many more examples of Hollywood’s inability to get it right, but this is all I can ask of you to stomach in one sitting... More »
16th, June 2014
Arsenal
Transfer Balls: Thomas Vermaelen Says He Will Never Leave Arsenal As He Agrees To Join Manchester United
TRANSFER BALLS: The Telegraph says Arsenal club captain Thomas Vermaelen has agreed a deal to join Manchester United this summer. The Belgian will earn £100,000 a week for five years - £30,000-a-week more than his current salary... More »
15th, June 2014
Celebrities
RIP Casey Kasem - The Voice Of Scoobie-Doo's Pal Shaggy Dies
RIP Casey Kasem. You were the great radio DJ who counted down the Top 40... More »
15th, June 2014
Celebrities
Angelia Jolie Picks Up Yet Another UN Award To Make The Inept Organisation Look Good
Sainted mother... More »
15th, June 2014
Strange But True
Crystal Metheney Is Florida's Woman Of The Year
TO Florida, where the State's new Woman of the Year has been arrested in May for shooting a missile into a vehicle... More »
15th, June 2014
Arsenal
4 Chelsea Balls: 'Arsenal Fan' Cesc Fabregas Discovers That Everyone Hates Him
SO. CESC Fabregas the man with Barcelona "DNA" and Arsenal in his heart has joined Chelsea. Good for him. But no-one really likes him. He is just about the most disloyal player on the market... More »
15th, June 2014
Strange But True
Hospital Nightmares: Nurse Tries To Remove Healthy Eye Instead Of Prosthetic One
TO Småland, where an experienced nurse is attempting to remove a patient's prosthetic eye for cleaning... More »
15th, June 2014
Sports
1 England Laughs: Manchester United's Wayne Rooney And Liverpool's Stephen Gerrard Practice For Penalties
SO. England, noble England, were the gallant losers to a decent and better organised Italian side. Memories from the game are not many. But two stand out... More »
14th, June 2014
Madeleine McCann
Madeleine McCann - Sunday Express: 'I Killed Maddie, You're Next'
MADELEINE McCANN: The Sunday Express front page leads with the sensational headline: "I killed Maddie, you're next"... More »
14th, June 2014
manchester united
Transfer Balls: Bastian Schweinsteiger Joins Fabregas And Kroos At Manchester United
TRANSFER Balls: How's the Transfer Season been for Bayern Munich's Bastian Schweinsteiger?.. More »
14th, June 2014
Strange But True
3 Man Arrested For Agreeing To Trade His Salad For Oral Sex With A Cop
TO FLORIDA, where a 29-year-old Florida local Alonzo Liverman has been arrested for attempting to hire a prostitute with a salad... More »
14th, June 2014
TV & Radio
Mic Wright's Remotely Famous About Football Telly: Beckham On A Bike Versus Berks In Their Bedrooms
FOOTBALL. Football. Football. Adrian Chiles trying to be funny. Football. Football. Football. Gary Lineker marshalling his panel of experts like a sedated zookeeper at the world’s most boring chimps’ tea party. Football. Football. Football. Betting ads. Football... More »
14th, June 2014
Arsenal
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Arsenal Balls: Wenger Said Fabregas Would Join The Gunners in 2017
Balls... More »
14th, June 2014
Sports
Robbie Savage Tips Chile And Cameroon To Be The New Everton
TOP BBC pundit Robbie Savage shares his views on the World Cup dark horse... More »
13th, June 2014
Books
5 Loads Of Women Running From Houses: The Gothic Romance Paperback
It’s really a bit insane when you think about it: for several decades an entire genre (a quite popular one at that) featured the exact same cover with very little variation. It’s mental... More »
13th, June 2014
manchester united
Transfer Balls: Manchester United Expect Edinson Cavani To Play For Love
TRANSFER Balls: a look at what the media experts with a deadline to hit have been saying about Paris Saint-Germain's Edinson Cavani... More »
12th, June 2014
Technology
Find Out What Happens When People Answer Phone In This Cinema
Pay attention... More »
12th, June 2014
Money
Un-FARE! Uber Downloads Rise 850% As A Result of Taxi Protests
THIS is just lovely: as a result of the taxi protests about how awful Uber is in stealing the crusts from the mouths of the poor babbies of taxi drivers there's been a surge of interest in Uber itself... More »
12th, June 2014
Key Posts
The Sinking Sun: Today The Royal Mail Put Shit Through 22 Million Letter Boxes
NORMALLY if someone puts shit through your letterbox, that person is in breach of the law and could face prosecutions. Yet today 22 million homes had a piece of shit on the doormat, delivered courtesy of the Royal Mail.... More »
12th, June 2014
Chelsea
Chelsea Balls: Arsenal Fan Fabregas Follows The Money And Signs For Chelsea
FINALLY! Chelsea have signed Cesc Fabregas from Barcelona... More »
12th, June 2014
Celebrities
Pear Shaped: Everything You Needed To Know About Alan Yentob And BBC Arts In One Epic Vine
PRESENTING BBC man Alan Yentob being amazed by Ray Davies' listed pear tree... More »
