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15th, May 2014 Reviews

Malala Yousafzai Sells A Bloody Mattress In India And Gets Shot Over And Over Again

IT was all worthwhile... All that defying the Islamist bigots and misogynists... All that getting shot in the head for liberty and women's suffrage... All that nearly dying... All that bravery... It was all worthwhile because Malala Yousafzai got to flog mattresses for Indian company Kurl-on.... More »

15th, May 2014 Reviews

Guardian Typo Of The Day: Nigel Farage And His Closet Gay Friends

GUARDIAN typo of the day: UKIP says over 70s are uncomfortable with homosexuals. A reader writes to the Guardian.... More »

15th, May 2014 Arsenal

Transfer Balls: Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester United And Maybe Man City And Chelsea All Get Benzema

TRANSFER Balls, with Real Madrid striker Karim Benzema... More »

14th, May 2014 Reviews

Tabloids Summer Heatwave Sweepstake: Which Paper Can Guess The Right Temperature First?

SIGNS are that the Daily Express is locked in a weather war with its tartier stablemate the Daily Star... More »

14th, May 2014 Celebrities

Elvis Presly Fans Dance On A Traffic Island Outside The Palais De Danse Hall in Nottingham

AUGUST 22, 1977... More »

14th, May 2014 Film 2

The 5 Greatest Godzilla Movies Ever Made

SINCE his first silver screen appearance in 1954, Toho’s giant monster Godzilla has starred in more than two dozen epic movies. The big green lizard has been featured as a terrifying villain, as a defender of the Earth, and, occasionally, even traveled to American shores to wreak havoc. In this span, Godzilla has stood alone, acted as a tag team player (with friends like Anguirus and Rodan…), battled ancient threats to humanity, and even fended off alien invaders on more than one occasion... More »

14th, May 2014 Key Posts

Mic Wright's Remotely Furious: Coming Soon – Comedians Throwing Cash At Kids In The Congo

24 Hours to Go Broke could easily have been retitled Ha! Poor People and executive produced by the Bullingdon Club. One of the infrequent forays into original programming by Dave, home to the EU Top Gear repeat stockpile, the premise is two comedians are sent to a foreign country to blow a pile of loot. The joke? That living costs in the locale are so low that they struggle to get shot of the £10k before the deadline and a poorly-defined forfeit... More »

14th, May 2014 Strange But True 1

Watch Tara The Pet Cat Rescue A Boy From A Dog's Jaws

REASONS for not totally trusting cats are many. But in Bakersfield, California, a pet cat appears to have saved a young boy from being savaged by a dog... More »

14th, May 2014 Celebrities

Justin Bieber: Celebrating Another Day Not Being Punched In The Throat

MAKE no mistake about it - Justin Bieber is a little turd. However, this is not necessarily an insult to the gyrating singer. See, if there's anything we all want out of a popstar, it is occasional bad behaviour... More »

14th, May 2014 Sports

World Cup Balls: Real Madrid's Ronaldo In Bear Poops In Woods Scoop

Stating the obvious becomes BBC news... More »

14th, May 2014 Reviews

Donald Sterling And The Right To Private Speech

WHEN Donald Sterling's private phone calls became public knowledge, the media began the feeding frenzy. Bill Maher took a view... More »

14th, May 2014 In Pictures

Artist Tessa Farmer Makes Sepllbinding Art From Death And Insects

"Tessa's miniscule sculptures reinvigorate a belief in fairies: not the sweet Tinkerbell image in popular conscience, but a biological, entomological, macabre species translating pastoral fable into nightmarish lore. Constructed from bits of organic material, such as roots, leaves, and dead insects, each of Tessa's figures stand barely 1 cm tall, their painstakingly intricate detail visible only through a magnifying glass.... More »

14th, May 2014 Music

In Which A Cruise Ship Plays Seven Nation Army On Her Horn

Ronseal... More »

14th, May 2014 Money

Of Course Beer Goggles Exist: How Else Do you think Us Mingers Get Laid?

IT'S quite remarkable how scientists manage to come up with proofs of what everyone over the age of 12 already knows. Time and time again we get press releases telling us that this or that piece of obvious, culturally embedded, good sense is indeed actually true. That they're proving these things with our tax money does rather grate but perhaps it's better that these people be kept in the labs rather than being out in the community or anything.... More »

14th, May 2014 Flashback

Vintage Adverts : Feminine Hygiene-A-Go Go!

FEMININE hygiene adverts prior to the late 1960s basically depicted menstruation as a shameful curse, a sickening burden upon womankind. By the time the Baby Boomers started needing these products en masse, a revolution in feminine hygiene was underway. There was still a sense of shame in these adverts, but now it was all about offering new features (i.e. “It’s flushable!). While this may not be the most appealing topic you've ever read about, the advertising is still rather interesting and even a little humorous. Take a look at a few examples... More »

14th, May 2014 Celebrities

Alec Baldwin - Still Hates New York City Which Hates Idiots On Bicycles

NOT too long ago, Alec Baldwin was shooting his mouth off, saying that he was going to leave New York. Everyone started spreadin' the news. He didn't want to be a part of it. New York. New York... More »

14th, May 2014 Film 2

May the Force Be With Them: The 5 Best Star Wars Knock-Offs of the Seventies and Eighties

WHEN George Lucas’s space fantasy Star Wars premiered in the summer of 1977 --- and promptly became the highest grossing film in history -- it was only a matter of time before intrepid filmmakers sought to imitate and thus re-capture the movie’s magic in a slew of lookalike films... More »

14th, May 2014 Manchester City

Manchester City Balls: Daily Mail Only Counts English Players As Worthy Premier League Winners

WHEN Noel Gallagher confronted the allegation that Manchester City bought the Premier League, we enjoyed his unravelling of those Financial Fair Play rules... More »

14th, May 2014 Chelsea

Chelsea Balls: Blues Sign 'Dead' Diego Costa

Chelsea are an equal opportunities employer.. More »

13th, May 2014 Celebrities

Charlie Chaplin's Visit to A Starstruck London in 1921

CHARLIE Chaplin was woken on the morning 17 September 1921 while in his bed at the Ritz Hotel in London. “Visitors from Hoxton” he was told. From outside the window he could hear children singing the same song over and over again.... More »

13th, May 2014 Books 1

Attack Of The A-Frame: The Design Virus That Spanned Decades

THERE'S only a finite number of ways you can arrange a canvas. Naturally, there's going to be some patterns that emerge, and certain motifs will be copied and repeated to oblivion within the pop art landscape. An artful conception will suddenly be mimicked on comic book covers to movie posters to paperbacks to album covers, and it will continue for decades... More »

12th, May 2014 Manchester City 1

Manchester City Balls: What The Experts Said About Pelligrini, The Foreign Alan Pardew

MANUEL Pelligrini might looks like an accountant apprising a new Jaguar car, but it turns out that he's a pretty good football manager. His Manchester City have won the Premier League title and League Cup in his first season in charge. So. Time to see what the media experts said of the Chilean... More »

12th, May 2014 Celebrities 1

Lily Allen Orders: Don't Play My Music in Lifts

GUESS what? Lily Allen is talking again, this time, saying that we shouldn't play her music in public because it makes her hide under tables. She says: "Usually if I'm in a club and my music comes on I find the nearest table and hide underneath it. That's generally how I deal with it."... More »

12th, May 2014 Music 1

Watch Beyonce, Solange and Jay Z in elevator scrap! Here are the theories...

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12th, May 2014 Arsenal

Manchester City And Arsenal Balls: Richard Wright Is The Luckiest Man In Football

RICHARD Wright has won two more Premier League winners' medals than Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard... More »