7th, May 2014
Fashion
1 Miserable Men Out Shopping With Women - The Best Of
THE Instagram account Miserable Men captures men in shop with their better halves... More »
7th, May 2014
Fashion
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7th, May 2014
Politicians
1 Nigel Farage Stands In Front Of A Sign Saying 'TWAT'
It's life imitating The Thick of It... More »
7th, May 2014
Sports
World Cup Balls: Neymar Is Playing For England
IN readiness for the World Cup, Brazil's Globo newspaper has launched a webpage featuring the correct way to pronounce many of the tournament's players' names. Now commentators can get those funny foreign names spot on, no longer pronouncing Holland's Arjen Robben as "Tumbling Tosspot", as many English pundits do. .. More »
7th, May 2014
Politicians
Today In Sussex: Sussex MP Misspelled Sussex
TO Sussex, where the MP for Lewes, Liberal Democrat Norman Baker, is in the mire. He can't spell the name of his constituency... More »
7th, May 2014
Money
Saving AstraZeneca From The Filthy Foreigners Only Keep The Toffs Rich And Happy
YOU may have noticed in all this talk about whether Pfizer should be allowed to buy AstraZeneca a certain amount of economic nationalism going on. You know, It's ours, British, don't let the bastard foreigners have it? That this isn't in fact true... More »
6th, May 2014
Manchester City
Manchester City Balls: Time To Sack Pelligrini
HOW tabloid journalism, works, with the Sun's Neil Curtis... More »
6th, May 2014
Reviews
Would You Join The Mile High Club If Your Parents Were On The Same Plane? She Did
BEING in the mile high club (for those who don't know if means you've shagged in a plane more than a mile up in the air) isn't all that much of a distinction these days. Hell, even middle aged hacks have sometimes managed it. But quite how you manage it does offer the possibility of distinction... More »
6th, May 2014
Music
1 You Won't Believe Where Tupac Has Been Living
REMEMBER when Tupac died? That was sad wasn't it? Well, Suge Knight, who just so happened to be in the driver's seat of the car that was filled with bullets back in '96, which resulted in wounds that led to 'Pac’s death, isn't convinced that the rapper is actually dead... More »
6th, May 2014
Reviews
Liverpool Balls: Spurs Official Twitter Feed Mocks The Reds For 'Biggest Capitulation Since Newcastle'
IN the (chokes back vomit) football family, all clubs roots for one another. In every boardroom meeting, the men in suits line up to shake hands with other men in suits as the official Football Family anthem lulls everyone into a state of blissful apathy... More »
6th, May 2014
Money
Why The Hell Do We Have Markets Now In The NHS?
A NOT uncommon question: why the hell do we have markets now in the NHS? Given that everything is being paid for by the taxpayer, shouldn't we have the politicians, those representatives of the taxpayer, organising and running the NHS? Why should we let some private firm come in and skim some profit out of such a vital national resource?... More »
6th, May 2014
In Pictures
The 20 Best Photos Of Politicians Being Egged
YOU know you're a politician when you've been egged. And it can hurt. Get one in the head like Ruth Kelly, and kapow! Hard boil them, and the egg becomes a potentially lethal missile. But, then, it lacks the punchline. You know, the yolk. ('Ouch' - ed): More »
6th, May 2014
Music
Listen To Scott Bradlee's Greatet Hits: Pop Juggler And Coming To The UK
YOU may not know the name Scott Bradlee, but you'll definitely know the songs he performs. That's because you've probably seen his Postmodern Jukebox getting The Hits Of Today! and screwing them into the ground, kicking them around a little and uprooting and rearranging them as jazz standards, boozy ragtime belters and a whole load more... More »
6th, May 2014
Money
Sell Twitter Or Else! Says Daily Telegraph
IN what might not be the very best share tipping column ever the Daily Telegraph is telling us all that we should unload our Twitter shares immediately. This isn't sensible advice: or rather, it might be but it isn't for the reasons they're giving. Which is that the lock in is about to end and thus lots of people might start selling their stock... More »
6th, May 2014
Strange But True
Saudi Husband Hacked Government Website To Congratulate Wife For Exam Success
WHEN his wife passed her exams, one Saudi man congratulated her by hacking into the website of the Saudi Commission of Electricity and Cogeneration and writing her a note... More »
6th, May 2014
The Consumer
Artist Jenni Sparks Creates Wodnerful Hand Drawn Map Of London
This hand drawn map of London meticulously highlights the London boroughs and neighbourhoods complete with the quirky in-the-know hallmarks and landmarks that make the city so unique... More »
6th, May 2014
Strange But True
Liverpool: The Unluckiest Man In The City Is...
WHO is the unhappiest man in the Liverpool? The Liverpool Post leads with the poor unfortunate... More »
6th, May 2014
Liverpool
Liverpool Balls: The Best 'Constantinopool' Crystal Palace Memes
As one wag put it: "Sad to see Liverpool choke like Suarez on a particularly gristly bit of Ivanovic." More »
6th, May 2014
Flashback
1 West Ham United Inside the Chelsea Dressing Room After The 1975 FA Cup Semi-Final
FLASHBACK to April 9th 1975... More »
5th, May 2014
Liverpool
Constantinopool In Photos: Liverpool Do An AC Milan At Crystal Palace
IT was like the 2005 Champions' League final all over again - but this time it was Liverpool tossing away a 3-0 lead... More »
5th, May 2014
Politicians
2 Sarah Palin: 'Waterboarding Is How We Baptize Terrorists'
SARAH Palin was once destined to be the president of the USA's VeePee. She would be a heartbeat away from becoming Leader of the Free World. Recently the former Alaskan governor spoke to the National Rifle Association’s yearly convention in Indianapolis.... More »
5th, May 2014
Madeleine McCann
Madeleine McCann: Police And Sources Are Digging With Emotion At Praia Da Luz
Anorak's look at reporting on the missing child... More »
5th, May 2014
Flashback
2 Abominable Dolls: 13 Superbly Crazy Action Figures
A WHILE back, we brought you a list of action figure disappointments which featured the likes of a Love Boat and Grizzly Adams doll. However, there’s a bunch more that didn’t make the list, but desperately need to be shared. Plus, there are many that don’t necessarily fit into the “disappointment” category, but are nevertheless interesting and/or wildly insane. So, here are 13 additional dolls and figures. Enjoy. More »
4th, May 2014
Politicians
BEHOLD! The Huge Satanic Statue Made For The Oklahoma State Capitol
A 7-FT TALL STATUE of Satan could soon be sat on the lawns before the Oklahoma State Capitol next to a monument of the ten commandments, pictured below. Note the spellings of "SABETH" and "MAIDSERAUNT". The Divine hand was big on Creation but not too hot on spelling... More »
