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20th, April 2014 Politicians

Ed Miliband: Once A Jew Always A Jew (Like Disraeli)?

ED Miliband has been in Israel, rediscovering his Jewish roots. The Daily Mail quotes the Labour leader as saying: "I would be the first Jewish prime minister if we win the election."... More »

20th, April 2014 In Pictures

The Power And The Gory: The 23 Bloodiest Jesus Christs Of Easter 2014

WHEN Jesus died for our sins and was born again, he split history in two; it divided BC from AD. All other major religious figures are dead and buried. Only Jesus is alive - and he's giving jobs to actors who want it play him in Passion plays... More »

19th, April 2014 Sports

Chelsea Balls: Mourinho's Assistant Rui Faria Throws A Tantrum After Sunderland Score

CHELSEA lose 2-1 at home to bottom-of-the-table Sunderland, and Jose Mourinho's assistant Rui Faria lets a long day in the sun and the excitement of being allowed to stay up with the grown ups get the better of him... More »

19th, April 2014 Reviews

Selfie Train Idiot Jared Michael Cashes In With His Idiot Abroad Video

THE lad stood by the rumbling train track, his camera raised up high, the driver spotted the lad and kicked him in the eye... More »

19th, April 2014 Liverpool

Liverpool Balls: Luis Suarez Interviews Everton Fan Paul McCartney

IT'S a Liverpool love in as Paul McCartney meets Luis Suarez.... More »

19th, April 2014 In Pictures 1

The Gory Passion Reenactment In The Village of Nicker in Co Limerick - Photos

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19th, April 2014 Strange But True

Nominative Determinism: Edward Cocaine Arrested On A Drugs Charge

NOMINATIVE Determinism: An occasional look at names that describe the named. The Florida court calls drug possession suspect Edward Cocaine.... More »

19th, April 2014 Reviews

Epic Obituaries: So, Farewell David W. Cummings, aka 'Pervert' Dave

OBITUARY of the day is from the Tampa Bay Times.... More »

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Liverpool Balls: Threatening Luis Suarez Puts Bite Into The PFA

WHEN Liverpool's Luis Suarez took a nip of raw Serb - today's dish is Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic - we loved it. Suarez should become this year's Professional Footballers’ Association Player of the Year. .. More »

19th, April 2014 Money

Yahoo! Is Now Officially Worth Less Than Nothing, Say Matt Yglesias and Matt Levine

AS two different people have now noted, Matt Yglesias and Matt Levine, Yahoo is now officially valued at less than nothing. Which, for a company that has a $40 billion price tag on the markets is a pretty strange thing to try and say. But it also happens to be true... More »

19th, April 2014 Celebrities

1980s: Bunny Girl Dolly Parton Seduces The Easter Bunny

That you, Joshua..? More »

19th, April 2014 Flashback

Snooker 1958-64: The B.A and C.C Harry Young Boys' Snooker Championship

SNOOKER - 1958-1963.... More »

18th, April 2014 Money

Indian Man Found With 400g of Gold In His Stomach

“THIS is the first time I have recovered gold from the stomach of a patient,” said C S Ramachandran, a senior surgeon at Sir Ganga Ram Hospital, Delhi.... More »

18th, April 2014 Politicians 3

War On Free Speech: Starkville, Mississippi Aldermen Want Twitter Parodist Arrested

THE War on Free Speech marches into Starkville, Mississippi, where police are seeking the master criminals who lampooned Starkville Aldermen David Little and Ben Carver using the Twitter accounts @DavidLittleBOA and @BenCarverPray.... More »

18th, April 2014 Reviews 1

Manchester City Balls: £200,000 A Week Yaya Toure Says He Is Undervalued Because He's A Black African

YAYA Toure, Manchester City's midfield force of nature, tells the BBC's Football Focus on BBC World News, that he would be held in higher regard were he not African... More »

18th, April 2014 In Pictures

Artist Dan Witz Captures The Magic Of The Mosh Pit In These Hyper-Realistic Pantings

DAN Witz lets the viewer teeter on the edge of the mosh pit. The mass of human faces, heads, limbs and legs act like a magnet. You want to join in, be part of the joyous, violent, happening mob.... More »

18th, April 2014 Celebrities

Letters To The Editor: 'JUSTIN BIEBER IS ON THE CROSS HE IS THE MESSIAH RESURRECT HIM'

ONE THING the internet cannot yet do that newspapers can is field hand-written letters sent through the post... More »

18th, April 2014 Reviews 1

Ilinois Mayor Jim Ardis Joins The War Against Free Speech: Police Raid Home Of Twitter Parodists

MAYOR Jim Ardis of Peoria, Illinois, has no sense of humour. If you parody him on the internet, he will be upset... More »

18th, April 2014 Money

Dan Snay Invents A New Way To Upset Parents On Social Media: Boasting Florida Teen Costs Parents A Mint

DANA Snay just cost her father £80,000. When dear Dana realised her father had won an age-discrimination lawsuit against his former employer, the Miami-based Gulliver Preparatory School, she started to boast... More »

18th, April 2014 Flashback

1973: Arsenal Hooligans Ejected From The FA Cup Third-Fourth Place Match With Wolverhampton Wanderers

FLASHBACK to August 18, 1973... More »

18th, April 2014 Key Posts

Mic Wright’s Remotely Furious: Sod the Big Allotment Challenge, Bring on The Great British Moan Off

THE BBC seems intent on presenting Britain as a land of twee crafting-obsessed hobbyists whose interests differ only marginally from those of 1950s housewives and labourers making the most of their one day off before the moustachioed factory boss forces them to sever another figure in the lathe. Having only recently finished another bombardment from The Great British Sewing Bee and it’s less soporific sibling The Great British Bakeoff, BBC2 has once again reheated the format for the less boastfully titled Big Allotment Challenge.... More »

18th, April 2014 Flashback

1970-1975: The FA Cup Third Place Playoff Experiment

FLASHBACK to1 8/08/1973: Back in the days of yore, the losing FA Cup semi-finalists competed to see which one of them qualified for a non-existent bronze medal and the other nothing. The match lasted just five years, running between 1970 and 1975... More »

18th, April 2014 Celebrities

Man Claims He's Allergic To Kim Kardashian: Makes His Palms Sweat

Mike Amess has claimed that he's allergic to Kim Kardashian. Of course, Kim Kardashian is the prime target in the world for people who want to knock someone without having to actually think of someone worthy of being a target... More »

18th, April 2014 Celebrities

1978: Kellie Everts Was The Miss Nude Universe Who Became God's Stripper

IN 1978, the Associated Press met Kellie Everts, the Miss Nude Universe who became as a striptease artist performing on a Washington stage because "God told her to quiet her job as a social worker and return to the stage to perform her strip act".... More »

18th, April 2014 Flashback 6

16 Retro Board Game Curiosities That No Family Played Twice

A WHILE back, we covered some pretty peculiar games; however, there still remain board game curiosities which cry out for your attention. It seems there was no limit to the imagination (and debilitating insanity) of board game manufacturers. For every winner (i.e. Monopoly, Risk, Candyland) there were a hundred losers. Here’s a look at some of those losers. More »