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25th, March 2014 Strange But True

Dying Mario Meets The Giraffes At Rotterdam’s Diergaarde Blijdorp Zoo

FACE of the week belongs to Mario, a mentally handicapped man dying of cancer, whose job was to muck out the giraffe enclosure at Rotterdam’s Diergaarde Blijdorp zoo. Dying, he asked to bale to save farewell to his friends... More »

24th, March 2014 Flashback

Lip Tester, Circa 1948

Which Lip Type Are You...? More »

24th, March 2014 Flashback

Watch The Nazi-Musical Mash-Up: 'Schichlegruber Doing the Lambeth Walk, Assisted by the Gestapo Hep Cats'

IN 1941, Charles A. Ridley of the British Ministry of Information added footage of Leni Riefenstahl’s Triumph of the Will to the music of Me and My Girl... More »

24th, March 2014 Music

GWAR Front Man Dave Brockie RIP: Scumdogs of the Universe Lament Their Loss

ONE of the funnest, daftest and most bizarre rock bands on the planet, are GWAR. A cavalcade of ogre faces, missing limbs, pantomime villainy, showers of blood and all manner of hilariously gruesome content, they were a b-movie writ large, parading around festivals and gigs, mixing schlock horror with stadium-sized metal... More »

24th, March 2014 Politicians

The Vladimir Putin Butt Plug And Enema

Putin, scourge of gays, is now a homosexual act prevention device... More »

24th, March 2014 Celebrities

Julie Newmar In Playboy, Photos And On Growing Old

JULIE Newmar was Catgirl. On April 27, 2013, we went to see Julie take questions at the Chicago Comic & Entertainment Expo at McCormick Place, in Chicago. Julie was the first Catwoman to TV's Batman. Her fabulous portrayal of the comic book temptress in the 1960s Batman has been praised in musical and film... More »

24th, March 2014 Celebrities

Watch This 1979 Kate Bush Documentary On Her Liverpool Empire Show

KATE Bush is touring again. Why did she ever stop? This 1979 BBC Nationwide documentary might shed some light on that question... More »

24th, March 2014 Flashback

1970 In Photos: England World Cup Footballers Get Free Ford Cortinas In Brentwood, Essex

Feel the glamour... More »

24th, March 2014 Flashback

1958: Anti-French Cartoons Showing A Fat Marianne Murdering Algerian Children

An anti-French cartoon, showing a fat Marianne killing Algerian women and children while held up by a U.S. - marked bayonet in Cairo, Egypt, March 30, 1958... More »

24th, March 2014 Books

What Men Don't Like About Women - Read This 1945 Guide To Being A Man

IN 1945, Thomas D Hornton wrote the book What men don't like about women... More »

24th, March 2014 Money

It's EU, Stupid: Apple And Amazon Get Stung By Osborne In The Budget

THAT'S what the newspapers are reporting this morning, that Osborne has stung the big internet companies like Amazon and Apple by changing the rules on VAT rates. Although it's not actually Osborne who has done this, it's the EU... More »

24th, March 2014 Sports

Real Madrid And Barcelona Balls: El Classico Dishes Up The Fabled Double Face-Grab

THE El Clasico football rubber between Real Madrid and Barcelona was at 2-2 when Cesc Fabregas and Pepe executed the fabled double face-grab. It is the peek-aboo... More »

23rd, March 2014 Sports

Chelsea Balls: Romeo Ashley Cole Makes Pascal Craymer Think Of Brad Pitt

READERS who recall stories of Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole's vomit-fuelled extra-martial sex will enjoy the Sun's report on the player's love affair with "Ex-Towie star: Pascal Craymer... More »

23rd, March 2014 Flashback

1983: Simon Birrell of Norwich Shows His BBC Micro Computer Game Bug Bomb To Virgin Interactive's Richard Branson

Sixteen-year-old Simon Birrell (r), of Norwich, with millionaire Richard Branson, of Virgin Records fame, with the new video computer game, called 'Bug Bomb', which was designed by Simon... More »

23rd, March 2014 Books

Read Robert Crumb's Weirdo Comic Book On Philip K Dick's LSD-Driven Meeting With God

WE get to see the face of God in Robert Crumb's Book Of Genesis. But was the representation of the Creator accurate? In 1974, Crumb gave us another image of God... More »

23rd, March 2014 Flashback 1

Norwich City Council Takes Delivery Of A Massive Computer In 1957

You should see the size of the pockets... More »

23rd, March 2014 Liverpool 1

Liverpool Balls: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Auditions For The Manchester United Job

All post-match interviews will be like this, with the man once nicknamed The Baby-Faced Assassin translating other managers' words into what they really mean to say... More »

23rd, March 2014 Strange But True

Drunk Yorkshire Woman Drove To McDonald's Drive Thru When Staff Refused To Seve Her Unless She Was In A Car

WENDY Simpson had been drinking when she walked up to the Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, branch of McDonald's... More »

23rd, March 2014 Madeleine McCann

Madeleine McCann: Police At War Over Euclides Monteiro, The Black African White Child Snatcher

MADELEINE MCCANN: Anorak's look at the missing child in the news... The Sunday Express is the only appear to lead with the missing child. And its news is chilling... More »

22nd, March 2014 Reviews

Fox News WTF Question Of The Decade: 'It took 2000 years to find Noah's ark, will we ever find flight MH370?'

FOX News' anchors are are required by the terms of their contract to ask the most asinine questions imaginable... More »

22nd, March 2014 Key Posts

Fred Phelps' Dying Words: 'I Do It With Boys' And Other Magic Moments In The Westboro Baptist Church

FRED Phelps, the man whose catchphrase was "god hates fags" and whose media-savvy Westboro Baptist Church of Kansas commandeer the dead and famous for their own self-promotion, is dead... More »

22nd, March 2014 In Pictures

The Best of SellotapeSelfies

This is exactly how plastic surgery. At last three of the people below are A-list Hollywood stars. Can you spot them?... More »

22nd, March 2014 Reviews

Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370: Fox News Fail Illustrates The Importance Of The Comma

MALAYSIA Airlines Flight MH370 illustrates the importance of the comma... More »

22nd, March 2014 Celebrities

The Moment The Tabloids Feasted On L'Wren Scott's Death And Mick Jagger's Face

WHEN fashion designer L'Wren Scott was found dead, her boyfriend Mick Jagger was in Australia, on tour with the Rolling Stones... More »

22nd, March 2014 Reviews

Torquay Police Bypass Journalists And Publish Direct On Local Newspaper Website

AFTER the hacking scandal broke, there were many stories about cosy the police, media and politicians had become. It looks like sensitive information is now mere merchandise. Where are the checks and balances? Who is watching whom?.. More »