12th, December 2013
TV & Radio
'Brad Pitt' Headbutts 'No Relation' At All
In this segment from Snatch The Director's Cut, Brad Pitt recounts life in the bare knuckle fighting game... More »
12th, December 2013
TV & Radio
12th, December 2013
Arsenal
Arsenal Balls: 'Gunzalo' Higuain Weeps For 'Dire', 'Superb' And 'Assured' Gunners
How bad or good were Arsenal in last night' Champions League defeat to Napoli? The Gunners qualified the contest's knock-out stages in second place... More »
11th, December 2013
Reviews
India Outlaws Homosexuality Because Great Britain Told Them It Was Unnatural
The Supreme Court ruled that the ancient law which prohibits “carnal sex against the order of nature with any man, woman or animal” stands... More »
11th, December 2013
Politicians
Nelson Mandela Balls: Madiba Helps Golfers Get The Putts
How Nelson loved his golf... More »
11th, December 2013
Reviews
Baby P: Tracey Connelly's Hair And Other Evils
The Sun is in danger of being labelled a stalker, obsessed with Tracey Connelly's hair... More »
11th, December 2013
Technology
Melt Your Baby's Brain With The Fisher-Price Ipad Apptivity Seat
The iCosh... More »
11th, December 2013
Money
This Just Isn't The Way To Make An Economic Argument
This is used to show that tax incentives to companies does not provide jobs. For, as you can see, we've been providing more subsidies but there are fewer jobs!.. More »
11th, December 2013
Reviews
At Last! Lie Detectors In Santa's Grotto
For years, lying little swine have got away with lying to Santa, saying they've been good all year when in fact, their school reports say something very different... More »
11th, December 2013
Money
The iPotty Is Declared Worst Toy Of The Year
By combining the two pieces of technology it could therefore be possible to automate this most tiresome of child rearing tasks.. More »
11th, December 2013
manchester united
Manchester United: Gloomy Fans Sing Up For Moyes' 'Fergie's Boys'
What news? More »
11th, December 2013
Reviews
Nelson Mandela's Fake Sign Language Interpreter Speaks Out
Those of you following the sign language interpreter at Nelson Mandela's televised memorial service should know that the alien bongi is not yet ready to cook the green bus... More »
11th, December 2013
Music
Lady Gaga Tribute Act Jeff Beck Rocks Them Mild At The Classic Rock Awards
How thrilled was Jeff Beck to win a Classic Rock Living Legend Award? The crowd went mild as Jeff played that rock classic Bad Romance, by Lady Gaga... More »
11th, December 2013
Sports
2 Chelsea Balls: John Terry's Poundland Christmas Toys
JT is not with Oscar, the Brazilian wonder, but 17-year-old Knaphill Atheltic winger and Chelsea fan Jack Jeffrey... More »
11th, December 2013
Flashback
1 5 Funky Black Yuletide Grooves
Most Christmas tunes on the radio were tailor made for the likes of Pat Boone and Andy Williams – two individuals who I believe legally patented the term “white bread”. I mean, I like Perry Como as much as the next guy, but sometimes it’s nice to funk things up with a little afro-centric vibe.. More »
11th, December 2013
Key Posts
18 Madiba Watch: A List Of Non-South Africans Calling Mandela By His Tribal Name
MADIBA Watch: a look at non-South African journalists and politicians calling Nelson Mandela 'Madiba'.... More »
11th, December 2013
Strange But True
Woman Glued To Seat Freed By WD40
Helpfully to the victim, someone videoed and photographed the scene as emergency workers set bout her buttocks with some WD40... More »
11th, December 2013
Strange But True
Waitress Invites Sword-Wielding Tacon Thief To Meet Her Boss
In Bexar County, San Antonio, Adam Benjamin Kramer has wandered into the Alondras De Jalisco restaurant. He orders six tacos... More »
11th, December 2013
Key Posts
3 Mandela Selfie-Gate Photos: Michelle Obama Makes Helle Freeze Over
The Danish Prime Minister is Helle Thorning-Schmidt. Look out for Obama never meeting her again. EVER!.. More »
10th, December 2013
Strange But True
Man Sick Of Shopping With Girlfriend Kills Himself at Mall
Buyer beware... More »
10th, December 2013
Politicians
Rick Santorum: 'Nelson Mandela Is Just Like Me'
US Senator Rick Santorum will now tell Bill O’Reilly of Fox News that Nelson Mandela’s battle against apartheid is just like his opposition to the Affordable Care Act... More »
10th, December 2013
Reviews
4 Free Speech Under Attack: Police Arrest Man For Nelson Mandela Joke
The worrying matter of Neil Phillips... More »
10th, December 2013
Flashback
'Our Nelson Mandelas' - The IRA's Balcombe Street Gang
On May 10 1998, four men made a dramatic appearance on the platform at a special Sinn Fein conference in Dublin. There was ‘stamping of feet, wild applause and triumphant cheering’ during a 10 minute ovation while the men known as the Balcombe Street gang stood grinning with clenched fists in the air... More »
10th, December 2013
Celebrities
Watch In Awe As Kanye West Shows You How To Remove A Heckler
The lady in question was front row and reportedly shrieked at 'Ye and asked him to remove his signature mask. No-one asks Yeezus to remove his mask... More »
