Spurs Fan Sexually Assaults Manchester United's Partrice Evra
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3rd, December 2013
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3rd, December 2013
Sports
Gay Tom Daley Scooped The Tabloids
Tom Daley the London 2012 bronze-medal winning diver is gay. Yep, finally... More »
3rd, December 2013
Sports
Manchester United Balls:Paul Scholes - 40 Years Old and Still Got Goals
Paul Scholes misses the old days when he used to amble about on a football pitch, scoring some goals and scything other humans down who wanted to have a go with the ball... More »
3rd, December 2013
Reviews
And The Award For Most Baffling Letter To Santa Goes To...
Let's be honest here - Father Christmas is the Kanye of Yule. He's bigger than Jesus and he knows it. .. More »
3rd, December 2013
Celebrities
The Top Ten Purveyors of Embarrassing And Offensive Public Jokes
Sir Bradley Wiggins has apologised after cracking an unfortunate joke at the Firecracker Ball in aid of Barnado’s... More »
2nd, December 2013
Celebrities
2 Paul Walker Dies: The Touching, Weirdest And Sickest Reactions To 'Murder'
The internet gets to work... More »
2nd, December 2013
In Pictures
Funny Names: 15 Of Them To Titter At
Nominative determinism..? More »
2nd, December 2013
Sports
Spurs Balls: AVB V Harry Redknapp's Ghost Writer Martin Samuel And Neil Ashton
Tabloids take on Tottenham... More »
2nd, December 2013
Reviews
Norwich Police Check Your Lungs For Legal Substances
Norwich night owls are being invited to blow hard as they enter 30 of the city's clubs... More »
2nd, December 2013
Strange But True
Animals Stuck In Patio Furniture: The Cow In The Chair
Birds get entire houses made for them... More »
2nd, December 2013
Money
Man Arrested For Giving Away $1000
To Minnesota, where the rain is made of currency... More »
2nd, December 2013
Reviews
2 Essex Social Workers Dope Mother To Steal Her Baby
n Essex, a woman has had her baby removed form her womb. Essex social service thought it a good idea to take the child form her mother's womb by caesarean section... More »
1st, December 2013
Sports
Match Fixing: Matthew Le Tissier Admitted Playing To Win A Bet
There has been alleged match-fixing in English football. It's not just the funny foreigners at it, allegedly... More »
1st, December 2013
Fashion
1 Top 5 Fashion Offenses of The 1970s
Before launching into the typical “Oh, aren't those Seventies fashions so terrible” spiel, let’s get one thing out of the way: 70s' fashions are an easy target because they took chances... More »
1st, December 2013
TV & Radio
Meet The Real Walter White, Alabama's True Meth King
Walter White is real... More »
1st, December 2013
Key Posts
3 London Slave Cults: Catholics And Marxists All Follow The Bearded Jew
Are cult members stupid. Brainwashed? Or did they want to belong and made a conscious decision to join and remain?... More »
1st, December 2013
Sports
Spurs Balls: Is Graeme Souness The World's Worst Pundit?
Souness is still talking about Spurs in his dire Sunday Times column... More »
1st, December 2013
Sports
Spurs Balls: Harry Redknapp Never Did Know Madrid's Mighty Gareth Bale
Compare and contrast the world of Gareth Bale, formerly of Spurs and now knocking them in for Real Madrid... More »
1st, December 2013
Reviews
1 Samatha Lewthwaite: The White Widow's Recipes For Love, Weight Loss And Peanut Butter Bombs
Juggling family life with global jihad can be taxing. Take, Samantha Lewthwaite, the so-dubbed White Widow... More »
1st, December 2013
Celebrities
1 Fast And The Furious Actor Paul Walker Dies In Car Crash
RIP... More »
1st, December 2013
Reviews
16 Reasons Why Bulgarians Are Worried About British Immigrants Flooding Their Country
WHAT do we know about Bulgaria? Well, the story goes that the country is making ready to relocate to Melton Mowbray. Time to know more about our new neighbours: More »
30th, November 2013
Reviews
Gung-ho Homeowner Ronald Westbrook Shoots Dead Lost Alzheimer's Sufferer Ronald Westbrook
To Georgia, USA, where 34-year-old Joe Hendrix man shot dead 72-year-old male Alzheimer's sufferer Ronald Westbrook, who was lost... More »
