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27th, November 2013 Flashback

Garfield's Primal Self: When The Cuddly Cartoon Cat Wanted To Rip Your Throat Out

Never trust a cat... More »

27th, November 2013 Celebrities

East Sussex Loses Gary Gritter

True Grit... More »

27th, November 2013 The Consumer

Epic Ads: The Doritos Glory Hole

A funny ad... More »

27th, November 2013 Sports 1

Spurs Balls: Selling Gareth Bale Sees Spurs Earn More Points Than Last Season

Life after Bale... More »

27th, November 2013 Sports 5

Spurs Balls: Daily Mail Ignores The Facts To Slam AVB For Not Being Harry Redknapp

The daily AVB kicking... More »

27th, November 2013 Reviews 1

Isn't This Lovely, Julian Assange Can Go To Sweden Now

So, Assange fought the extradition to Sweden and when that didn't look like it was going well he skipped bail and took asylum in the Ecuadorean embassy. Where he's still holed up costing us millions in police costs... More »

27th, November 2013 Film

Happy Hanukkah From Chewbanukka

And drink your gin and tonnukah... More »

27th, November 2013 Sports

When Joanna Lumley Met The Australian Ashes Team In Her BIkini

Howzat? More »

27th, November 2013 Money

Shocker: Daily Mail Australia NOT Modelled On Guardian Down Under

Why copy a model that loses money hand over fist? More »

27th, November 2013 Key Posts 1

Doctor Who And Toast of London

You spotted a plot hole did you? And you think Stephen Moffatt can’t write women? Yeah. Alright. Take it to your Twitter account. Maybe write a blaaaaag post about how it annoyed you and how the (virtually) free entertainment has offended you... More »

27th, November 2013 Strange But True 2

iPhone Thief Sends Victim Huge Handwritten List Of Contacts

When Zou Bin's phone was stolen by a man with whom he'd shared a taxi ride in China's Hunan province, he sent a text to the "I can assure you that I will find you. Send me back the phone to the address below if you are sensible"... More »

27th, November 2013 Reviews

Santa Claus Arrested For Molesting Elf

Hey, kids, worrying news. Herbert Jones, better known as Santa Claus, has been arraigned in a Massachusetts court on an indecent assault and battery charge... More »

27th, November 2013 TV & Radio

Meanwhile...Outside Harrods, London: The Bagpipes Steel Drum Busker Mash-Up

FIGHT! More »

26th, November 2013 Key Posts 1

TSA: Molesting And Groping Americans Was Just For Fun

It's obvious that the God of Situational Irony hates America’s Transportation Security Administration almost as much as I do... More »

26th, November 2013 Reviews

Chilli From TLC Is Peta's Dumb Animal Of The Month

Chilli to replace tigers... More »

26th, November 2013 Flashback

WWII British Rations Clothing Card (1942)

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26th, November 2013 Reviews

Brits Are Most Adventurous Lovers, Says Sex Survey

But there has been a big rise in women having a same-sex partner, up from 1.8% to 7.9%... More »

26th, November 2013 Reviews

Universities UK Says Segregation Of British Students Is Allowed

Women to the side... More »

26th, November 2013 Arsenal

Arsenal Balls: Liverpool Legend Says Spurs Show Wenger The Right Way Forward

On August 31, Graeme Souness told Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger that football is "not rocket science"... More »

26th, November 2013 Reviews 1

Man Swaps His Testicle For A Nissan 370

Mark Parisi doesn't seem to mind the idea of being a ball down and seemingly has rather simple tastes, giving up a nad for a car that is thunderously unexciting.... More »

26th, November 2013 Sports 1

Spurs Balls: Paulinho's Ace And The Nightmare Maths

Facts... More »

26th, November 2013 Liverpool 1

Liverpool Balls: Sturridge Says England More Important Than Reds And Vice-Versa

Daniel Sturridge only made it onto Everton's pitch in the 79th minute of last weekend's derby match. The reason was that he'd been less than sparkling in training... More »

26th, November 2013 Celebrities

BBC Headline Fail: 'Will Young To Teach Kids What Gay Really Means'

Oooer.... More »

26th, November 2013 Money

London Slaves: Giggles And Oh-Shits About The Culty Three

The short version of it is that yes, of course, we'd all like to make sure that we've good and strong laws against slavery. However, what we're going to get is a harsh and strong law about something entirely different... More »

26th, November 2013 Sports

Chelsea: Mourinho Cuts His Own Hair - One Man Went To Mow

Mourinho is cutting... More »