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15th, November 2013 Flashback

Clowns Look Like Serial Killers And Perverts In Black And White Photos

Creepy... More »

15th, November 2013 Books

Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook

Stuck for a cocktail?... More »

15th, November 2013 Key Posts

Baby P's Mum Tracey Connelly Is Free: But Why Did The Sun And David Cameron Let Police Evade Justice?

A sorry tale... More »

15th, November 2013 Celebrities

Miley Cyrus's Granny Tattoo Creates Christmas Mayhem

By now you'll be wondering what Miley Cyrus has been up to... More »

15th, November 2013 Royal Family

Prince Harry's Broken Toe Is 'Very Much On'

Hoes goes Prince Harry's plans for a trek with wounded soldiers to the South Pole - the Walking With The Wounded South Pole Allied Challenge?... More »

15th, November 2013 Celebrities

Britney Spears Smells Of Clowns' Farts

Spears is back. And to herald her return to Anorak's pages, a new perfume... More »

15th, November 2013 Arsenal

Arsenal fan now homeless thanks to Man United bet

Football crazy... More »

15th, November 2013 Reviews

UK Border Police Seize A Dead Owl - Photos

Why would you import a dead owl..? More »

14th, November 2013 In Pictures 2

Ashoura Celebrations In Photos: Trials Of Blood And Heat

Bloodletting... More »

14th, November 2013 Celebrities

FLASHBACK to 03/11/1973: Celebrities Pose For Paul McCartney's Band On The Run

A Who's Who of pap... More »

14th, November 2013 Technology

Tesco Stars In An Unusual C-Word Conversation On Twitter

The C-word... More »

14th, November 2013 Reviews

The Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham Mistakenly Decpitates One Of Its Own

Whoops... More »

14th, November 2013 In Pictures 13

Britain's Worst Cycle Lanes: Photos of That Olympics Legacy In Action

The Warrington Cycle Campaign has been documenting cycle lanes and the people and thing that block them... More »

14th, November 2013 Money

It Wasn't Derivatives That Caused The Financial Crash So Why Regulate Them?

The crash involved housing finance, yes, certainly that's correct. But a CDO is not a derivative... More »

14th, November 2013 Sports 1

The Martin Keown Ward at Oxford General And Other Ways To Make England Great At Football

Panic over. Martin Keown, the once formidable Arsenal enforcer, has created "blueprint" for England football.. More »

14th, November 2013 manchester united

Manchester United Januzaj Watch: No Chris Waddle There Are No Turks Playing Football For Germany

Chris Waddle, formerly of Newcastle United, Spurs and England, has a question, that might be rhetorical (but isn't)... More »

14th, November 2013 Key Posts 2

Subtitles Are Not TV's Kite Mark: Not Unless You Want To Sing Along With Simon Cowell And Clive James

It’s not philistine to think subtitles are a pain the bum nor that Mel & Sue aren’t charming as hosts of the Great British Bake Off or that Richard “The Hamster” Hammond should grow up... More »

14th, November 2013 Celebrities

Great Ads: Jean-Claude Van Damme Splits for Volvo

This is brilliant... More »

14th, November 2013 Flashback

The Story Of Sonja Suder And Germany's Armed Revolutionaries: From Opec To Entebbe

A tale of murder, racism and revolution... More »

14th, November 2013 Money

Edward Snowden Reveals A Good Idea: The NSA Spies On OPEC

The latest earth-shattering Snowden revelation emanating from the Russian Front aka Der Spiegel is that NSA and GCHC have spied on OPEC.. More »

14th, November 2013 Reviews

Who In The Vatican Stole A Copy Of Football Manager 2013?

Who in the Vatican downloaded a pirated version of Football Manager 2013?.. More »

14th, November 2013 TV & Radio

A Song For Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day

Josh Cake sings... More »

14th, November 2013 In Pictures

Coffee Tattoos

Black on white... More »

14th, November 2013 Key Posts

Firoozeh Bazrafkan's Passion For Freedom: The Elite Censor The Artist Scared Of Islamism

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14th, November 2013 Strange But True

Cooking Ravioli On Hawaii's Kilauea Volcano

Heating bills... what heating bills..? More »