4th, November 2013
Reviews
False Black Widow Demands Chance To Eat A Celebrity Or Real Black Widow Dies
The autumn has been marked by a series of panicky stories about spiders... More »
4th, November 2013
Reviews
4th, November 2013
In Pictures
Just The Two Of Us: Photographs Of Cosplayers At Home
Do you like to dress up? If you do, do you consider it a form of acting? Are you just getting into character? What, dear boy, is your motivation?.. More »
4th, November 2013
Madeleine McCann
Madeleine McCann: Finally We Get A Black Suspect (And He's Dead)
Having rounded up and let the gypsies go (for now) the Daily Mirror tells readers that the latest "suspect" is a black man... More »
4th, November 2013
Strange But True
Man Who Pooed On Penzanze Pub Tables Placed On Restorative Justice Programme
The entertainment in Cornwall pubs is niche... More »
4th, November 2013
Strange But True
Doctor Guilty Of Placing Tongue In Patient's Mouth Who Bit Part Of It Off
The Roane County Circuit Court calls former MD Kenneth Seen, 52, of Spencer, West Virginia... More »
4th, November 2013
Strange But True
1 Woman Repeatedly Ran Over Boyfriend Who Refused To Stop At McDonald's
File under Low Blood Sugar this story of the Tennessee woman who wanted her boyfriend to stop at a drive-thru McDonald’s... More »
4th, November 2013
Music
Jimmy Somerville Joins Berlin Busker In Rendition Of Bronksi Beat's Small Town Boy
A buskers sings a duet... More »
3rd, November 2013
Celebrities
Mr T Has An Inscrutable Cat On His Forehead (Photo)
Cat is thinking... More »
3rd, November 2013
Celebrities
Paul Gambaccini: The BBC's Gay American DJ Had An MI5 Christmas Tree By His Name
Paul Gambaccini speaks... More »
3rd, November 2013
Flashback
Charlotte 'Lottie' Collyer And Daughter Marjorie Recall How They Survived The Titanic Sinking
It was on a Wednesday we took the train to Southampton. Some of our friends were at the station to see us go, and some of them saw us off on the boat, I didn't think there was any boat in the world as big as the Titanic. .." More »
3rd, November 2013
Celebrities
TV Stripper Tells Of Magical Nights In Ashley Cole's Chelsea-Themed Vomitorium
It turns out that the way to seduce Ashley Cole is not offer him a deal for a lucrative marriage nor write 'puke here' on your face but to compliment his feet... More »
3rd, November 2013
Flashback
On This Day In Photos: Bush And Cheney Beat Kerry And Cheating Edwards To Win US Election
On This Day In Photo: George Dubya Bush wins a second term as US President... More »
3rd, November 2013
Flashback
On This Day In Photos: Laika The One-Way Cosmonaut Dog Takes Off
On This Day In 1957 the Soviet Union launched a dog named Laika (Woofer) into space... More »
3rd, November 2013
Books
2 William S. Burroughs Sings Songs Of Poets From The Beatnik Book
William S. Burroughs collaborated with rock musicians in the 1990s... More »
3rd, November 2013
In Pictures
Fighting Kids: Up Close With Muay Thai Fighters
I've seen pre-teens fighting in Thailand in the UK. It is brutal. It can be hard to watch, especially as the adults and coaches ringside egg them on... More »
3rd, November 2013
Caption Competition
Dickie Bird Caption Challenge: Barnsley's Raised Finger Raised
Former cricket umpire Dickie Bird was displeased that persons unknown were hanging things from his famously raised finger - bras, knicker, pizzas etc... More »
3rd, November 2013
Sports
Transfer Balls: Robert Lewandowski Snubs Manchester United And Heads To Chelsea And Bayern Munich
More balls... More »
3rd, November 2013
Sports
James Keene: The Only Englishman Playing Champions League and Europa League Football Overseas
How many English footballers representing non-British clubs have played in the group stages of this season's Champions League and Europa League?.. More »
3rd, November 2013
Arsenal
Local Views: Liverpool Create No Chances As Arsenal Celebrate Easy Win
Local news watch... More »
2nd, November 2013
Celebrities
If Shaun Ryder Can't Convince Us Of Alien Life Can Flava Flav?
Convinced from an early age that UFO’s exist after spotting one in the sky above his house in Salford, Shaun sets off on a quest to find out the truth... More »
2nd, November 2013
The Consumer
Selly Telly: Prize Island And Jonathan Ross For Guinness Milk ITV's Stupid Viewers
When Selly telly went mainsgream... More »
2nd, November 2013
Arsenal
Arsenal: Ozil Spotted Looking Youthful In Argentina
The pain of being a lookalike... More »
