Simon McCoy was doing his thing to camera, talking about ‘drunk tanks’ (not nearly as exciting as they sound) when he accidentally picked up a stack of A4 paper instead of his tablet... More »
18th, September 2013
Celebrities
She's the first ever Indian American crowned Miss America. This means that to the enlightened mob on Twitter she's a a terrorist Muslim... More »
18th, September 2013
Celebrities
1 Curtis wants to talk about stars, like Matt Smith, Jude Law and Damien Hirst. But he needs to find a way to work the celeb beat. So. He talks about diets as well... More »
18th, September 2013
Reviews
Compare and contrast... More »
Why didn't United spend bigger? More »
18th, September 2013
Celebrities
Smith thinks that the world would be a much better place if everyone dropped out of school. Of course, he might be a bit young... and rich... and mental, for saying something so bold... More »
18th, September 2013
Sports
The Chelsea manager has been taking about eggs ahead of the Blues Champions' League match against FC Basel... More »
Want to know why he did it? More »
18th, September 2013
Technology
The iQ... More »
18th, September 2013
Sports
Wayne Rooney has now scored 200 goals for Manchester United. Stella stuff from the best English footballer. So. How does the Sun report on that news?... More »
18th, September 2013
Politicians
Browne MP, minister for crime prevention at the Home Office, has been captured by Google Street View walking along a street in Paddington. He calls it "unnerving"... More »
And they're off... More »
17th, September 2013
Music
What music would drive you mad? We've trawled the archives to bring you the list of songs used by torturers to make their victims squirm... More »
17th, September 2013
Music
We turn to the news that 54-year-old North Charleston woman Vernett Bader, allegedly, was “wielding a knife in an assault on her roommate after he refused to stop listening to rock music by the Eagles on Monday night”... More »
17th, September 2013
Reviews
With their two young children (newborn Rabah and Ardith, 3) and his father, the family left Arizona. They would aim for Kiribati, a place free of abortion, homosexuality and "the state-controlled church"... More »
17th, September 2013
Film
These were guidelines that she learned from her more senior colleagues on how to create appealing stories... More »
17th, September 2013
In Pictures
1 These pictures were all taken by estate agents with the aim of securing a sale. They are bad enough to be hilarious... More »
17th, September 2013
Reviews
Kite has managed to pen one of the most ridiculous columns ever about drug legalisation.... More »
17th, September 2013
Sports
1 Redknapp is the Daily Mail's worst football pundit... More »
17th, September 2013
Sports
Given that refs are routinely called biased and some countries have had issues with officials being bribed, Halsey comes across as bit of a berk... More »
17th, September 2013
Sports
Oh, the irony... More »
17th, September 2013
Celebrities
3 Pie and Mash, the traditional cockney staple, is under threat. An ageing fan base, coupled with a shortage of eels, has accelerated the decline of the traditional eel and pie shop... More »
17th, September 2013
Strange But True
Fears over a poor vanilla crop has been salved. The Swedish National Food Agency (Livsmedelsverket) says the anal secretions from the beaver, in the form of castoreum, tastes just like vanilla... More »
17th, September 2013
Key Posts
3 I WAS the first to publish report about the 2006 total solar eclipse in the newspaper in Nigeria when I was writing for the defunct New Age newspaper," says University of Lagos post graduate student, Chibuihem Amalaha. And then he showed us his experiments... More »
