Transfer Balls: Moyes says 'disgusting' Manchester United are trying to 'destabilise' Everton over Baines and Fellaini
How's David Moyes getting on at Manchester United? Well, he's after Everton's best players... More »
How's David Moyes getting on at Manchester United? Well, he's after Everton's best players... More »
Talking Arsenal balls... More »
And it's Italy, so he can't fire anybody or lower wages or anything. So, over the annual shutdown he simply packs up all the kit and exports it to Poland... More »
The top twelve tunes from the Golden Age of Pop that have served with distinction in the football grounds of Britain, and continue to be sung to this day… More »
The short clip shows a large hairy ape-like creature, tootling across a forest hilltop before disappearing out of sight... More »
They really have found that those who shag more get more money. So the obvious recommendation is that you should shag four times a week or more and then the boss will give you a pay rise.... More »
Balls.. More »
Meanwhile, as the West rows of abuse of women on Twitter, scores of churches burn in Egypt... More »
The internet reacts... More »
Luis Suarez heading to Arsenal from Liverpool... More »
Poor old Manchester United. Everybody hates them and the powers that be have had a conspiracy against them... More »
It's worse than places in the Lake District that are freezing, inhospitable dung heaps... More »
Completely ignoring the millions of perfectly normal young people who like nothing more than singing 1D songs and dancing around their bedrooms with a hairbrush, Channel 4 squarely looked at the boyband's obsessive following, which prompted a rather angry response... More »
Russia's ideas about gays are at odds with everything the sporting event stands for and now, the Russians athletes are towing the party line, either through choice or fear... More »
Anorak presents a Whodunnit, Scotland style... More »
They were asked, 'When did you last make love to your partner without being under the influence of alcohol?', with 11% answering more than half a year ago... More »
In the Renaissance babies were ugly... More »
Much of the rest of the piece is about how awful it is that BT is being used. Slow and expensive apparently. No, not their service, but their putting the wires into the ground. We're offered a shining vision of what could be done though... More »
Says Harry of his side's big match win the Championship against mighty Huddersfield Town: "Huddersfield are a big club. I remember them being in the top division and doing well...." More »
There has been quite the hubbub about Jeremy Paxman and his beard this week, with some people near-orgasmic in praise, while others somersaulting in disgust... More »
“When the gentleman came to the counter and said he wanted to do a special delivery I did notice the package had damp patches on it.." More »
Nominative determinism watch: the woman eaten by her own cats was called...Janet Veal... More »
Channel 4 - fast becoming the bottom feeder that we all thought channel Five would own for years... More »