Maths offers absolute proof that Zombies don't exist
The same mathematical technique has been used in the past to show that vampires cannot exist as well. More »
The same mathematical technique has been used in the past to show that vampires cannot exist as well. More »
Fifty years ago the great worry was, well, how do we make the poor rich? And we've found the answer too... More »
Does anyone fancy going to the cinema to watch Human Ghjac in the latest blockbuster, Worinelve?.. More »
West Bromwich Albion have recruited Czech international Matej Vydra from Udinese. What did his agent, Ondrej Chovanec, to say on the move?.. More »
One does not expect much from Fox News at the best of times; but a recent interview with Reza Aslan has – deservedly – come under particular mockery for the interviewer’s ignorance and bad faith... More »
Sloths rule... More »
Is that a Cross in your pants or are you just in the KKK? More »
Of course, one should point out that adults should avoid having sex with people if they're in doubt about someone's age because, y'know, a bit of resolve goes a long way... More »
See, down at Farnborough FC, they've signed ‘Lionel Messi’, ‘Franz Beckenbauer’, ‘Paul Gascoigne’, ‘Pele’, ‘Diego Maradonna’ and ‘David Beckham’ amongst others, giving their manager a real selection headache... More »
Is Liverpool's Luis Suarez going to Arsenal?.. More »
How environmentalism works... More »
Russian top dog, Vladimir Putin, is waging some chilling war against homosexuals and people are 'going missing', being tortured and arrested for having the audacity to be born liking the same sex. More »
Prince Gore gets a theme tune... More »
As Hawk-Eye is launched at the Emirates, bringing goal-line technology to the Barclays Premier League at last, we look back on ten landmark innovations that have shaped the game we know and love... More »
Two-year-old Alexandra Hill is dead because the state of Texas in its infinite wisdom believes “violent foster parents prone to flinging toddlers about like rag dolls” are more suitable caretakers for children than “the child’s own loving parents, if one of those parents occasionally smokes the dreaded illicit marijuana.” More »
So. You've got the beats. You've got the rhymes. You've got the money, What you now need is nice Yiddisher lawyer to look after you... More »
You Might Remember Me From... is a Tumblr collection of posters from Troy McClure's Film and Television Career... More »
Eurosport has a question about Liverpool's loverly Luis Suarez: 'Do Arsenal really want a player with a rap sheet as long as Luis Suarez's? Let's take a look.'... More »
Matt Damon - compare and contrast... More »
We've all the joke that starts with 'a horse walks into a bar...', but what about a bear? Well, this is no joke as, over in Colorado, CCTV cameras caught a bloody great beast wandering into a pub!... More »
MORAL PANIC More »
You say tomato... More »
In the city of Detroit, 47 percent of adults are functionally illiterate. Students in Detroit’s public school system have a higher chance of going to prison than they do of graduating high school.”.. More »