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23rd, July 2013 Royal Family

That Royal Baby - the newspaper front pages and 'pull outs' (with forceps)

A Royal baby is born. Hold everything. Was is over. Get the experts to pen 300 words on blue planceta:... More »

22nd, July 2013 Sports 1

Transfer Balls: Brendan Rodgers leaves Liverpool's Luis Suarez confused

Anorak looks at Liverpool's Luis Suarez... More »

22nd, July 2013 Key Posts

Brands use the royal baby to flog their crap - the best and worst examples of desperate marketing

Desperate marketing... More »

22nd, July 2013 Celebrities

Hyperflesh masks of Jack Nicholson, Ron Jeremy, Mike Tyson, Barack Obama and Charlie Sheen

Big 'eads... More »

22nd, July 2013 Royal Family

Royal baby: Prince William beat Hospital at Ballinrobe

Horses are never wrong... More »

22nd, July 2013 Celebrities

Artichoke: Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson are a vegetable sculpture

We are a vegetable... More »

22nd, July 2013 Royal Family 1

PROOF! Kate Middleton gave birth last week (says US tabloid)

Shocker! More »

22nd, July 2013 Strange But True

Giant mouse found in Tesco store was by sent by God as punishment for supporting gay rights

Why did a "giant mouse" run amuck at a Tesco store in London's Covent Garden in 2012? ... More »

22nd, July 2013 The Consumer

The greatest way to sell a baby we've ever seen

How do you sell babies / peaches / carrier bags? Like this... More »

22nd, July 2013 Technology

David Cameron voter caught private browsing for pearl necklaces on the internet (video)

On Internet Explorer you can opt for 'private' browsing. What's that you say, Bill Gates? It's not all about porn?... More »

22nd, July 2013 Celebrities

The six best photos of Mel Smith using the European Film Award as a hairy phallus

In 1998, Mel was at a photocall at London's Old Vic theatre to trail his appearance as a presenter of the European Film Awards... More »

21st, July 2013 Sports 1

Transfer balls: Arsenal buy Higuain for £9m less than Napoli bid for the Real Madrid striker

More talking balls... More »

21st, July 2013 Strange But True

Man committed suicide because a crow sat on his head

"I am waiting for the post-mortem report, but even I think he took the extreme step due to the crow incident..." More »

21st, July 2013 Reviews

In photos: a seagull kills a pigeon in Kensington Gardens

PIGEONS. Love them. But could you eat a whole one... More »

21st, July 2013 Strange But True

Plague of drunk seagulls follow plague of flying ants in Devon - locals fret over first born

IT'S OK. Do not panic. We've found out why the seagulls are attacking people in Devon. They are drunk on a plague of flying ants... More »

21st, July 2013 Strange But True

Accrington bird gives birth on bed of nails

We wouldn't say the pigeons in Accrington are hard, but this one's made a nest on pile of nails... More »

21st, July 2013 Sports 2

Transfer balls: Barcelona's 'non-transferable' Fabregas snubs Manchester United for Arsenal

TRANSFER Balls: Is Barcelona's Cesc Fabregas on his way to Manchester United, Arsenal or...well, anyone else?... More »

21st, July 2013 Sports 2

Transfer balls: Luis Suarez leaves Liverpool to team up with Higuain at Arsenal

Taling balls... More »

20th, July 2013 Reviews

The best signs from today's Justice for Trayvon Martin protests

Today in America, Trayvon Martin protests were held in more than 100 US cities. The protests were over the acquittal of George Zimmerman in a Florida murder trial... More »

20th, July 2013 Politicians

Barack Obama is no Trayvon Martin - he's a hypocritcal version of George Zimmerman

Obama says he is Trayvon Martin, the black unarmed teenager killed by a "white hispanic" vigilante.... More »

20th, July 2013 Strange But True

Albuquerque jogger wanted for malicious faecal distribution

Who is the female jogger pooing next to a man's home in Albuquerque? ... More »

20th, July 2013 TV & Radio

Costco Shopping carts filmed invading South Carolina

When shopping carts attack... More »

20th, July 2013 Sports

Transfer Balls: Manchester United target Gareth Bale and Andre Villas-Boas head to Barcelona (so they say)

The Daily Bale - a look at the Tottenham Hotspur star in the news media... More »

19th, July 2013 Sports 12

Transfer Balls: Liverpool invite Arsenal to come and get Luis Suarez

Brendan Rodgers... why say anything? More »

19th, July 2013 Strange But True

How to write your name in cat language

Stop the Internet. We have a winner... More »