Pope Francis' first tweet: 'Pray for me'
"Cos it's all about me... More »
The Fonz is armed and dangerous... More »
In "Dying breed: The decline of the English centre back is bad news for Hodgson" Martin Keown laments the state of English-born defenders. He illustrates the decline with some examples... More »
The Cardiff Reptile Centre has said that the spider - probably a Chilean Rose Tarantula - has invariably grown to a nauseating 7 inches in diameter since it shat its skin off... More »
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This is a picture of Bill Cosby in the centre of a pentagram... More »
British sporting coverage is lousy compared to what you can see in the States... More »
There are bad budgets and then there are bad budgets. And this one is a true stinker in at least one respect. Osborne's decided to try and pump up house prices. The simpleton fool... More »
If Skippy, Slipper and Lassie taught us one thing it is that animals will do anything to save a human life... More »
Destination Freedom was a politically driven half-hour radio drama that gave a voice to African Americans... More »
"I was predicting the absurd way my description of, my apology for, the intolerant would no doubt be misinterpreted..." More »
Huhne is in prison. He's been as newsworthy inside than he was outside. To date we have been told... More »
Daily Mail spots a censorship horror at the BBC. It's over use of the word ****** More »
Readers of the London Evening Standard knew what was in the Chancellor's Budget before George Osborne had adressed Parliament... More »
When security at Guangzhou International Airport spotted the female passenger's bottle of liquid. she was told to drink it or toss it away. She drank it. But she refused to swallow... More »
The painting that spawned a million posters.... More »
Meat the rich... More »
Who funds your MP?... More »
Now that was entertainment... More »
A fight broke out after a man was told he looked like former Newcastle United footballer Joey Barton... More »
RIP Harry Reems, the accidental porn star... More »
SHEESH! German words are long. Whats' your favourite German compound word?... More »
The FA will not punish Wigan Athletic's Callum McManaman (English) for his dreadful tackle on Newcastle United's Massaido Haidara (French)... More »
All you have to do is not speak... More »