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15th, March 2013 Fashion

H&M employs plus-sized mannequins

if you like big, plastic women... More »

15th, March 2013 Strange But True

Church gives underage teens 'qualified for sex' certificates

Teenagers who passed the "Love and Sexuality" course run by the Church of Sweden were given awards... More »

15th, March 2013 The Consumer 1

Malmesbury gets a make-over

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15th, March 2013 Strange But True

Dog responds to being dressed in a nappy (video)

Bringing up baby... More »

15th, March 2013 TV & Radio

The mermaid and the Manta Ray (video)

This is mellow... More »

15th, March 2013 Celebrities

RIP Norman Collier (taps microphone)

You had stop-start career in comedy. And that was the way you wanted it.... More »

15th, March 2013 Key Posts

Artist gives Queen Elizabeth a make-over on Australian five dollar note

It's all pretty samey - unless she see what this artist has down to her likeness on the Australian five dollar note... More »

15th, March 2013 Madeleine McCann 4

Madeleine McCann: six or eight British cleaners in a 'mysterious' white van

“The officer said it had been drawn to their attention there were British people that cleaned the apartments who they needed to speak to..." More »

15th, March 2013 Key Posts 1

I was Pope Francis's 12-year-old lover (says Vera Duckworth look-alike)

Pope Francis fancied 12-yer-old Amalia Damonte.... More »

14th, March 2013 Reviews

Marge Simpson becomes speaker for Islamic Education at UCL

This image is taken from the website of Islamic Education and Research Academy... More »

14th, March 2013 Strange But True

City bans man with high IQ banned from being a policeman

Jordan was barred from being a policeman with the New London, Connecticut, force because he was too clever... More »

14th, March 2013 Reviews

Twin prostitutes Louise and Martine Fokkens retire at 70: The Ladies of Amsterdam

Louise and Martine Fokkens, 70, have been lyind down on the job for 50 years... More »

14th, March 2013 Reviews

In photos: the Royal Marines Commando cold weather warfare camp, Norway (with epic Northern Lights show)

With the Royal Marines Commando Reservists to their training base in Norway... More »

14th, March 2013 Royal Family

Duchess Kate calls her child Elizabeth Diana Carole

USWeekly says Duchess Kate's baby will be called Elizabeth Diana Carole. They'll name the child after Prince William's granny. Middle names will be nods to the couple's mothers... More »

14th, March 2013 Reviews 2

Fox News celebrates Women History Month with creep shots of their boobs (video)

Fox are, as we all know, completely mental and this week, they've outdone themselves while covering Women's History Month... More »

14th, March 2013 Reviews 1

Operation Yewtree has turned the Met into vigilantes and all adults into suspects

Slow news day? Worried that the plebs are getting restless? Then tell them things are okay because there are going to be lots more "significant" arrests in the wake of the Jimmy Savile scandal... More »

14th, March 2013 Reviews

Pope Francis is Jack Duckworth (photo proof)

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14th, March 2013 The Consumer

eBay seller thedoctorwhoguide2012's 10 best offers (these are fantastic)

Dot Cotton... More »

14th, March 2013 Reviews

Schoolchildren forced to strip before exams

To prevent cheating, school officials in Sagore, central India, were ordered to strip to their underwear... More »

14th, March 2013 Politicians 3

If Lord Ahmed is a pariah why doesn't the Labour Party kick out more members for alleged anti-Semitism?

The Labour Party has suspended their Lord Ahmed for his alleged comments that a Jewish conspiracy lurked behind his imprisonment for driving offences in which a man was killed... More »

14th, March 2013 Reviews

Alice Spring's last prostitute leaves town

I've had enough of the violence and the crime in town and there's nothing done about it..." More »

14th, March 2013 Politicians 1

Nick Clegg won't be visiting his friend Chris Huhne in prison

This should be a spoof. But it isn't... More »

14th, March 2013 Politicians

Politician Skull Reaper A-ji refuses to remove his mask in council chambers

That you Kendo Nagasaki in the Japanese city of Oita?... More »

14th, March 2013 Reviews 5

Pope Francis says the Falkland Islands belong to Argentina: Vatican Army muster against British?

Falkland Islanders might have opted to remain a outcrop of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but God's representative on Earth, Pope Francis, formerly Cardinal Bergogli, says Las Malvinas belong to Argentina... More »

14th, March 2013 Politicians 4

Labour peer Lord Ahmed blames the Jews for his imprisonment

Is Ahmed foremost a Muslim, a criminal or just an obnoxious, vain pillock?... More »