New Chicago man has sex with a guinea fowl
Is nothing safe?... More »
Is nothing safe?... More »
IF Switzerland were outside your bedroom window, would you bother to open the curtains and take a look? More »
All aboard. I said ALL aboard! More »
The End Is Near! More »
Senator Chuck Schumer has taken to holding imaginary conversations to dodge the media... More »
Do you know Russell Hobbs? What about Morphy Richards? Following news of a family of kettle thieve in Cyprus, who was accompanied by a child the victim claims looked like Madeleine McCann, the Express announces... More »
It's more loaded than Prince Harry at a frat house party... More »
"Anyway, just before I left the rehab clinic over there, the docs had given me some medication to take with me..." More »
The walk in disc drive... More »
Ever seen a moon tower? In the 19th Century moon towers were “the future of municipal lighting was glowing orbs suspended high above cities”... More »
"What did you say?" Repeat to fade... More »
Mr Johnston tips the scales at 40 stone... More »
"It's the oddest thing I’ve ever seen in 20-plus years of law enforcement. I’ve seen horns on foreheads and stars on necks, but I’ve never seen..." More »
Ever been fraped? Galway Senator Fidelma Healy Eames has been highlighting the perils of fraping to the Oireachtas communications committee... More »
In "REVENGE OF SAVILE VICTIM", the Express introduces us to Leisha Brookes, 45... More »
So. About those guns… More »
To the hospital,where @Grawly is telling the world about his ordeal: he has vibrator stuck inside his anus... More »
About those separate buses for Israelis and Palestinians. You know, the story Prada headlined: "Israel rolls back to Apartheid." ... More »
Do they all look like their chums..? More »
So. What does go with your Mystery Science Theatre 3000 headboard? ... More »
Hugo Chávez has been lying in state in an open casket in Caracas. The poor looked on and in. Many wept... More »
Lee left Ten Years After in 1973. He then recorded 14 solo albums. But this was his defining moment. Not every musician get one... More »
oth Bale and Saurez cheat when they dive. But only one of them is vilified in the British press. Is it the swarthy Uruguayan? Or is it the Welsh lad? Take a guess... More »