11th, March 2013
Strange But True
1 New Chicago man has sex with a guinea fowl
Is nothing safe?... More »
11th, March 2013
Strange But True
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11th, March 2013
Sports
Marten the Marten enlivens the Thun v Zurich football match (video)
IF Switzerland were outside your bedroom window, would you bother to open the curtains and take a look? More »
11th, March 2013
Strange But True
Man tries to get off tain - fails miserably
All aboard. I said ALL aboard! More »
10th, March 2013
Key Posts
Terrible adverts: the world's greatest one-bedroom apartment (with cracking photos)
The End Is Near! More »
10th, March 2013
Politicians
Senator Chuck Schumer and Paris Hilton are stuck in a lift
Senator Chuck Schumer has taken to holding imaginary conversations to dodge the media... More »
10th, March 2013
Madeleine McCann
3 Madeleine McCann: Interpol seek Russell Hobbs and Morphy Richards
Do you know Russell Hobbs? What about Morphy Richards? Following news of a family of kettle thieve in Cyprus, who was accompanied by a child the victim claims looked like Madeleine McCann, the Express announces... More »
10th, March 2013
Reviews
The Falklands referendum: photos of a loaded vote
It's more loaded than Prince Harry at a frat house party... More »
10th, March 2013
Sports
When wasted Paul Gascoigne ended up on the wrong plane to southern Mexico
"Anyway, just before I left the rehab clinic over there, the docs had given me some medication to take with me..." More »
10th, March 2013
Flashback
1956 Hard Disk Drive - loading IBM's storage unit on a PAA jet
The walk in disc drive... More »
10th, March 2013
Technology
The Moon Towers of Austin Texas
Ever seen a moon tower? In the 19th Century moon towers were “the future of municipal lighting was glowing orbs suspended high above cities”... More »
10th, March 2013
Celebrities
Justin Bieber challenges a photographer to a fight (shanking with laughter)
"What did you say?" Repeat to fade... More »
10th, March 2013
Reviews
Pizza thief too fat to attend court
Mr Johnston tips the scales at 40 stone... More »
10th, March 2013
Strange But True
Police warning: if you bought a fridge from skull-face man it might be stolen
"It's the oddest thing I’ve ever seen in 20-plus years of law enforcement. I’ve seen horns on foreheads and stars on necks, but I’ve never seen..." More »
10th, March 2013
Technology
Irish senator wants laws to stop fraping (Facebook rape)
Ever been fraped? Galway Senator Fidelma Healy Eames has been highlighting the perils of fraping to the Oireachtas communications committee... More »
10th, March 2013
Reviews
2 Vengeful woman kept names of Jimmy Savile's BBC paedophile 'ring' in her autograph book
In "REVENGE OF SAVILE VICTIM", the Express introduces us to Leisha Brookes, 45... More »
9th, March 2013
Reviews
1 TV shooting show presenter Gregory G. Rodriguez shot dead by angry husband
So. About those guns… More »
9th, March 2013
Strange But True
Man live tweets getting dildo stuck up his anus
To the hospital,where @Grawly is telling the world about his ordeal: he has vibrator stuck inside his anus... More »
9th, March 2013
Reviews
The truth about those Israeli apartheid buses
About those separate buses for Israelis and Palestinians. You know, the story Prada headlined: "Israel rolls back to Apartheid." ... More »
9th, March 2013
In Pictures
Crufts 2013 photos: backstage, dogs, owners and winners
Do they all look like their chums..? More »
9th, March 2013
The Consumer
Must haves: The Mystery Science Theater 3000 vinyl wall decal
So. What does go with your Mystery Science Theatre 3000 headboard? ... More »
9th, March 2013
Politicians
Hugo Chavez funeral photos: a charismatic bigot who knew his crowd
Hugo Chávez has been lying in state in an open casket in Caracas. The poor looked on and in. Many wept... More »
9th, March 2013
Music
Alvin Lee goes home (RIP)
Lee left Ten Years After in 1973. He then recorded 14 solo albums. But this was his defining moment. Not every musician get one... More »
9th, March 2013
Sports
7 Spurs' Gareth Bale teaches Liverpool's dumb foreigner Luis Suarez the Great British dive
oth Bale and Saurez cheat when they dive. But only one of them is vilified in the British press. Is it the swarthy Uruguayan? Or is it the Welsh lad? Take a guess... More »
