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22nd, February 2013 Reviews

Irfan Naseer, Irfan Khalid and Ashik Ali walks into a car: the best jokes from the Brummie bomb squad

Rahin Ahmed, another member of the cell, knew he could make a mint trading online currency. He lost £9,0000 An error occurred while he was making a cup of tea and not watching his screens... More »

22nd, February 2013 Music

Jorge Pérez spanks women’s bottoms and says it's music (video)

Jorge Pérez of patáx slaps woman on the bottoms for his art... More »

22nd, February 2013 Sports

After Liverpool lose to Zenit Brendan Rodger and Dominic King leave us laughing

Two quotes about the game are worthy of repeating here... More »

22nd, February 2013 Key Posts 3

Oscar Pistorius wins bail: 'some kind of species the world has never seen before' (photos)

But will the accused flee, destroy evidence, imperil the trial or upset the public at large?... More »

22nd, February 2013 Key Posts

Oscar Pistorius from despair to bravado: the changing face of the Olympics star in court in photos

Has Oscar Pistorius's look changed in court? More »

22nd, February 2013 Flashback

Vintage milks bottle tops

Hairy Green milk? More »

22nd, February 2013 Reviews 1

Crocodile spotted in River Thames

Again, we find ourselves looking at a world where animals are slowing taking over Earth, presumably so they can enslave us and eventually start wearing us as coats and turning our beautiful flesh into tinned meat... More »

22nd, February 2013 Politicians

Mayor balanced strawberry on manhood in unwelcome photo

To South Africa, where Jonas White, mayor of Cederberg municipality, is accused of sending unseemly photographs to his deputy, Lorna Scheepers... More »

22nd, February 2013 Strange But True 1

Police pull drunk woman from horse (video)

The police are here to help... More »

22nd, February 2013 The Consumer

Bad Ads: Las Vegas is where the gays go to laugh at straight couples

Thanks to R&R Partners' work in promoting Las Vegas, we know how not to dress gay... More »

21st, February 2013 Celebrities

Groping Jeremy Irons helps stupid woman find their own bottoms

Says Jeremy Irons in the Radio Times: “If a man puts his hands on a woman’s bottom, any woman worth her salt can deal with it. It’s communication.”... More »

21st, February 2013 In Pictures

Death Row inmates last meals - these men were all innocent

The stark reality of death... More »

21st, February 2013 Sports

Facebook fail: New York dentist invites dead football star to open offices

Lalor Creekside Dental asked its Facebook followers to help pick a celebrity to be there for its new office grand opening in April.... More »

21st, February 2013 Strange But True

Kara Vandereyk arresged for having al fresco sex with a pit bull

"Hi," said the woman, who proceeded to "touch the dog in a sexual way"... More »

21st, February 2013 Sports

Gay former mayor of Barnet says he had sex with Arsenal striker

Coleman, 51, a former mayor of Barnet in North London and now serves as an independent on the London borough's Council, writes on his blog that he once had sex with an Arsenal striker... More »

21st, February 2013 Sports

Arsenal marketing department flashes media list of Wenger's targets

Don't panic Arsenal fans. Get those season ticket renewals in asap. Arsene Wenger has got lots and lots and lots of money to spend. Fact! More »

21st, February 2013 Sports

Never leave a Coventry City match early: Dan calls the radio station (Audio)

Dan left before the end of Coventry's match with Crewe. He called BBC Coventry and Warwickshire... More »

21st, February 2013 Politicians 1

George Galloway wasn't misled into speaking to Eylon Aslan-Levy: he just never did his research

They're laughing at your, George Galloway. They're laughing at you... More »

21st, February 2013 Reviews

Cheap pizza in America if you order it with a gun

All Around Pizzas in Virginia Beach is giving customers a 15% discount on takeaways if they are openly carrying a gun... More »

21st, February 2013 TV & Radio

How to shake a black guy's hand - a video guide

It's Black History Month. You need to know... More »

21st, February 2013 Celebrities

Jimmy Savile interviewed in 1964: did he have sex with a 16-year-old when he was 4?

Based on London's Old Kent Road, New Venture News was talking with "personality of the moment", Radio Luxembourg DJ Jimmy Savile.... More »

21st, February 2013 In Pictures

The 11 worst business taglines ever

"Pushing down hard on high prices" (Hydro Active plumbing) - that tagline is illustrated by a man sat on a toilet seat, his face contorted in the prusit of gravity... More »

21st, February 2013 Royal Family 2

How Tom Parker-Bowles got a job: ouch!

OUCH! More »

21st, February 2013 Celebrities

Mitch Winehouse wears Amy Winehouse as a waistcoat at the Brits

He never did duet with her. Yet... More »

21st, February 2013 Strange But True

Blackpool stress-ball worker pulled knives on boss

Darren Baldwin, of Blackpool, was removed from his job packing stress balls for SPS... More »