Spurs fans attacked in Lyon for being Jews
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“The most disappointing thing is that I spoke to the police a couple of days ago about the potential for trouble because of what people associate Tottenham being.”... More »
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La Bonas's mother is Lady Mary Curzon, a siren of the Swinging Sixties with five children by three of her four husbands. She is the Carol Jackson of high society... More »
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David Quantick slays Marcus Mumford as “the Michael McIntryre of folk” (OUCH!)... More »
Heather Frost, the Sun's "dole Queen", might move into a custom-built six-bedroom council "mansion" in Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire... More »
Under questioning, Detective Hilton Botha changed the details of his testimony. The copper was the first policeman on the scene... More »
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Called Speidi: Scandal, Secrets & Surgery!, the show is a warts-and-all-removed look at the couple who defeated Toadfish from Neighbours Sam Robertson from CBB and aide to masturbation Lucy Banghard to be stars... More »
We also contract out things that other countries don't: the most obvious is the lifeboats... More »
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Right now, Dan Tan's programmers are busy reverse-engineering the safeguards of online betting houses... More »
"I reached in and let him lick my hand. 'Yeller,' I said, 'I'll be back. I'm promising that I'll be back." To shoot you... More »
So bad was it that the Sun's Steve Howard spotted Gunners fans starting to leave "after just 19 minutes". Really?... More »
Arsenal are heading out of the Champions' League. A 1-3 defeat to Bayern Munich spells exit... More »
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"I said, 'Jill, if there's ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony ... take that double-barrel shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house..." More »
WOOOOOO! A spooky video has emerged online of CCTV footage showing a spectre appearing at a community centre in north-west London!... More »
In China, everything is fake. Assume that, and you will not be disappointed... More »
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