7th, February 2013
Celebrities
Kai The Hitchiker: the autotune remix is a Smash! Smash! Suh-MASH!
Kai the homefree hero is a star... More »
7th, February 2013
Celebrities
7th, February 2013
Reviews
Idiots vote for cat's inclusion in Monopoly
You can make a good judgement on a human by viewing which piece they decide to play with in Monopoly. Basically, the rule is this: If they choose the dog, they're an idiot... More »
7th, February 2013
Music
1 Eurovision stars: Yan Kasepava shows Gloria Gaynor Azerbaijan the door
To kick of the newlook show, here's Azerbaijan's Yan Kasepava showing Gloria Gaynor the door... More »
7th, February 2013
Politicians
Those Chris Huhne-Vicky Pryce Tapes - a reality TV show beckons
Get this family a reality TV show now... More »
7th, February 2013
Sports
Mario Balotelli is AC Milan's tame 'crazy nigger'
Mario Balotelli is black. Many Italians have noticed... More »
7th, February 2013
Sports
6 Manchester United website praises Tom Cleveley for Man City 'keeper Joe Hart's double save
The Manchester United Official Website - twinned with Pravda... More »
7th, February 2013
Strange But True
3 Japanese want to put undercrackers on naked statues
Artists are all absolute filth aren't they? Go into any gallery and chances are, you'll see some boobs or, worse still, a little naked, flying child... More »
7th, February 2013
Celebrities
David Beckham, Jimmy Savile, Ronnie Irani, Maggie Thatcher and Jeffrey Archer: the five biggest charity boasters
Yes, Brand Beckham is back in Europe, with a new story to tell and a new shirt to sell. But this time it’s all for charidee, as DB will be donating his all his earnings to a French children’s organisation... More »
7th, February 2013
Celebrities
2 Barack Obama bites Chris Rock in the ass
Speaking truth to power... More »
7th, February 2013
Reviews
Daily Mail launches Knackers Mothers' Wine Club day after warning or women 'killed by alcohol'
Stick to the pills... More »
7th, February 2013
Strange But True
Croydon flower stall thief caught when getaway horse conks out on speed bump
Criminal of the day is George Smith, 36, of Croydon, south London... More »
7th, February 2013
Reviews
Nine-year-old Dafne gives birth in Mexico
In Mexico, Dafne, a 9-year-old Mexican, has given birth by C-section... More »
7th, February 2013
Strange But True
Holden driver posts footage of himself breaking the law
Look at me! More »
7th, February 2013
Strange But True
5 Human tooth found in Tesco meat sausages
With horse meat no longer on the menu, Tesco is looking elsewhere to bulk up its budget meat meals... More »
7th, February 2013
Strange But True
1 Man arrested for selling half-eaten chicken sandwich to cop looking to buy marijuana
Pass the oregano... More »
6th, February 2013
The Consumer
1 Plastic bags kill five people a year in San Francisco
In a 2011 study, four researchers examined reusable bags in California and Arizona and found that 51 percent of them contained coliform bacteria... More »
6th, February 2013
Sports
Criminal investigation starts with Lance Armstrong, but he'll keep £7.7m
Armstrong is going to be investigated for obstruction, witness tampering and intimidation... More »
6th, February 2013
Film
3 When We Went Mad: the documentary of Mad Magazine (with added Jimi Hendrix fold in)
The fold-in movie... More »
6th, February 2013
Flashback
1976: the Star Trek cast meet the Space Shuttle Orbiter Enterprise
It was no coincidence that the first Space Shuttle Orbiter was called Enterprise... More »
6th, February 2013
Money
2 John Redwood Does Sarcasm
The top 1% took home 11.2% of the nation’s net income under unequal Labour in 2009-10... More »
6th, February 2013
Reviews
2 CCTV footage of disabled spot being painted around car while parked
Getting a parking ticket or your car getting towed away is infuriating enough, but imagine if you'd parked legally and someone painted a disabled parking spot AROUND your car and then towed it away?... More »
6th, February 2013
Madeleine McCann
Madeleine McCann: A jailed troll and police swab kids in New Zealand
McCann is back in the news. Why? Well, the Daily Star has news... More »
