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6th, February 2013 The Consumer

Aeroflot crew sacking: the curious case of Tatiana Kozlenko's finger

Tatiana Kozlenko posted a picture of someone giving the finger to passengers travelling with Aeroflot... More »

6th, February 2013 Money

This is a damn good way to spend the education budget: more orgasms

There's little that's going to make your life more pleasant than understanding the female orgasm... More »

6th, February 2013 In Pictures

Bad product names - the Luis Suarez Negrito and other treats

So. You invented a product. Then you gave it a name... More »

6th, February 2013 TV & Radio

TV caption: Boy rides bike without helmet and lives

A slippery slope... More »

6th, February 2013 Strange But True

Carlise man banned from speaking to any lone woman for ten years

Delahunty could be arrested even if he merely says hello in any public place to any woman he does not know... More »

6th, February 2013 Celebrities

John Lennon arrested for murder in Brazil and other letters of note

So popular is Lennon, The Beatles chief cynic, that you can buy a book of his letter... More »

6th, February 2013 Reviews

Have you been taken up The Shard?

Anyone considering using The Shard as a venue for dates, should heed the words of OK! magazine's Natalie Posner... More »

5th, February 2013 Key Posts

Hitchhiker Kai gives the greatest TV interview of 2013

Jett Simmons claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ before making racially charged threats and ramming... More »

5th, February 2013 Strange But True 2

One day after meeting Lesya Toumaniantz let Ruslan Toumaniantz tattoo his name on her face (photos)

“It’s a symbol of our eternal devotion. I’d like him to tattoo every inch of my body.”.. More »

5th, February 2013 Reviews 6

Adios: Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat v Penelope Soto

Soto is 18. Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat is older than time. They met at a courthouse in Miami-Dade County... More »

5th, February 2013 Technology 2

France bans lights at night

The Dark Ages are returning to France... More »

5th, February 2013 The Consumer

Corpsing yoga woman sues New York studio for masturbating handyman

She "felt that there was a person next to her, and she opened her eyes to find a Pure Yoga employee, a maintenance associate, about two feet away, masturbating."... More »

5th, February 2013 TV & Radio

A banker goes begging on the New York Subway (video)

I pay my taxes... More »

5th, February 2013 Reviews

Count the grammatical errors in Arizona teacher's letter!

Teachers eh? We all know better than those idiots don't we?... More »

5th, February 2013 Sports

Betting insider lifts lid on football betting scam

Shadowy goings on the world of football. And shadowy reporting to highlight the story... More »

5th, February 2013 Reviews

Theme park to be built on Bin Laden's corpse

Quite literally on top of this, is the small news that a £19million theme park is going to be built where Osama bin Laden was killed... More »

5th, February 2013 Celebrities

RIP Reg Presley: the star who let others shine

RIP Reg Presley, lead singer of 1960s British rock band The Troggs, singer of the hit Wild Thing in 1966... More »

5th, February 2013 Reviews

Why we like to squeeze cute creatures like Justin Bieber: to let the air out

The study’s researchers, led by Rebecca Dyer, a graduate student in psychology at Yale University, dubs the phenomenon “cute aggression.”... More »

5th, February 2013 Politicians

Ron Paul explains why he never made it to the White House: no such thing as a just war

The former Congressman has made a diplomatic and weighty speech on Chris Kyle, the US Navy Seal sniper who was shot dead, allegedly murdered, in Texas... More »

5th, February 2013 Key Posts 1

Peter's Huhne's texts to his dad Chris Huhne, an autistic piece of s**t'

Few things are more rewarding than watching a liar undone. Especially if you're LibDem MP Chris Huhne's wife and son... More »

5th, February 2013 Money

No, really, Apple still isn't avoiding UK tax

What Apple is actually doing is selling all of its kit from Apple in Ireland... More »

5th, February 2013 Strange But True

Sheikh Abdullah Daoud introduces burkas for babies: parents of ugly kids rejoice

Slow news day? No worries. Just point a camera at some Islamist loon and wait... More »

5th, February 2013 Strange But True

Dog face: Tonik the Poodle/Shih Tzu mix has a 'human' face

He looks a tad judgemental, no? More »

5th, February 2013 TV & Radio 3

Who says cats are cute? Not them

Awwwww. Shucks... More »

4th, February 2013 In Pictures

Blocao dog carnival parade in Rio de Janeiro - photos

Release the hounds... More »