How to write a Daily Mail story: the D-list celebrity attack
"Facing 2013 alone... Tamara Ecclestone's balding ex Omar Khyami looks stressed as tries to relax poolside in Miami.." More »
"Facing 2013 alone... Tamara Ecclestone's balding ex Omar Khyami looks stressed as tries to relax poolside in Miami.." More »
"MASSACRE GUNS ON SALE IN UK," yells the Sun. "Lethal assault rifles like the one uses in America's Sandy Hook massacre are being LEGALLY sold in Britain."... More »
"C.W. Nevius’ column about Most Holy Redeemer banning drag queen performers incorrectly stated that entertainer Peaches Christ appeared at an event at the church’s hall with a dildo shaped like a crucifix..." More »
You'll believe a gorilla can walk to freedom... More »
In the Ukraine, a Black Sea bottlenose dolphin named Gosha has learned how to crawl on land... More »
Book of the day is for those of viewing the gaping year ahead with apathy and misery... More »
Have a good one... More »
In 2013, we will be working out with Jim Body the gymfantastic pride of Wausau, Wisconsin... More »
"My poor Lanny, how blind you are! A woman is jealous only when she has nothing..." More »
Paul makes the case for cutting benefits... More »
The Watford Observer carries a headline that might not distract you from the photo beneath... More »
He's visited an A&E centre... More »
Others dashed to help. And one-by-one they too slid into the freezing waters... More »
What did Pakistanis view on YouTube when the site was live for three minutes?... More »
Fun for all the family... More »
To Peru. to meet the spider that forms twigs and dead insects into spiders More »
"Duchess Catherine craving lavender shortbread". Available from... More »
The immortality of greed... More »
About that Cartier diamond necklace and rare orchid you were given for Christmas... More »