30th, December 2012
Celebrities
Kate Winslet to be sent to space with her new, awful surname
Then, everyone saw what her new husband was called - Ned Rocknroll... More »
30th, December 2012
Celebrities
30th, December 2012
Strange But True
Man has stroke and wakes up speaking Welsh
Imagine then, you wake from having had a stroke and finding out that you can't speak your native language anymore... More »
30th, December 2012
Money
The latest investment scam: rare earth metals
The Mail has a piece on investment scams. The usual list of people trying to sell you over-priced opportunities to lose money... More »
29th, December 2012
Key Posts
Bad toys - 14 more terrible toys
An empty package on December 25? When it comes to crap Christmases, you can’t beat that.... More »
29th, December 2012
Books
1 April Bloomfield’s A Girl and Her Pig: Recipes and Stories - the hilarious reviews
"I cannot imagine the “book” being displayed where young children are present..." More »
29th, December 2012
Reviews
Legalise cannabis now: it's lost its stigma
The drug has lost its stigma. It's acceptable to smoke it. So. It must be fine to smoke it every day. Right?... More »
29th, December 2012
Celebrities
Green shirt Leonardo DiCaprio uses up world's oil and petrol as fast as possible
Leo will make us turn to renewable energies by using up the old ones as fast as possible... More »
29th, December 2012
Celebrities
Did Lady Penelope break up jealous Gerry Anderson's marriage to Sylvia?
Lady Penelope had played a part in the disintegration of the Anderson marriage... More »
29th, December 2012
Celebrities
Brian Cox autotunes his way back to the beginning of time
And now, Brian Cox has been turned into a space-crooner with a 'mash-up' (a dreadful term, granted) by John Boswell.. More »
29th, December 2012
Money
They've got more than one way of stealing your money you know
Get found with more than $10,000 in cash on you in the US these days and the police will just take it... More »
29th, December 2012
Reviews
Kabang the child-saving hero dog with no nose saved from cancer
'My dog has no nose.' 'How does it smell?' 'It can't you idiot as half of its face is missing!' More »
29th, December 2012
Strange But True
Man overdoses on Brussel sprouts (it's a gas, gas, gas)
Sprouts can kill you... More »
27th, December 2012
Celebrities
2 RIP Gerry Anderson and his supermarionation heroes
Gerry Anderson and his supermarionation heroes... More »
27th, December 2012
Celebrities
Sammy Davis Jr. sings Mary Hartman for New Year's Eve: plink plink fizz
Plink! Plink! Fizz! More »
27th, December 2012
The Consumer
11 23 horrible children hate their Christmas presents
My parents are soooooo rubbish.... More »
27th, December 2012
Reviews
One Pound Fish Man Muhammed Nazir wins free trip to Pakistan
So. Goodbye Muhammad Nazir, the Pakistani who stood in Queen’s Market, East London, to belt out his One Pound Fish song... More »
26th, December 2012
The Consumer
The Scotch Tape pictures: how to wear Christmas gift wrapping
Thanks to New Mexico-based photographer Wes Naman we know what to do oith all that used Christmas gift wrapping. We wear it... More »
26th, December 2012
Flashback
Christmas Cards from the Soviet Union space race
Santa zooms to the stars... More »
26th, December 2012
Reviews
Scientists prove Rudolph the Reindeer's nose does glow red
"They also put the reindeer on a treadmill..." More »
26th, December 2012
TV & Radio
Why you're addicted to watching Christmas TV
"Normally wanting and liking are tightly bound together..." More »
26th, December 2012
Reviews
Christmas Day swim photos: Exmouth, Sandycove and the Serpentine
Braving the waters... More »
