28th, September 2012
TV & Radio
The best school outing ever - a black pupil recounts his trip to the cotton farm
Language is NSFW.... More »
28th, September 2012
TV & Radio
28th, September 2012
Film
Small Frenchman Monsieur Merde attacks Tokyo
Monsieur Merde appears from Leos Carax’s episode of TOKYO! Monsieur Merde is Denis Lavant marching to the tune of the Godzilla theme... More »
28th, September 2012
Sports
John Terry left out of Chelsea's Dolce & Gabbana shoot
Terry, football's oil slick, has been fined £220,000 and handed a four-match ban for not being a racist, rather for saying racist-themed words... More »
28th, September 2012
Celebrities
Ke$ha says she's had sex with a ghost
And so, we find ourselves with the news that Ke$ha thinks she's had sex with a ghost... More »
28th, September 2012
Technology
German government bans laptops - gets typewriters
The state parliament of Schleswig-Holstein, Germany, is looking to ban lap-tops from meetings... More »
28th, September 2012
Celebrities
Was woman who never knew Katy Perry murdered by Johnny Lewis?
The media rule is that any story benefits from a dash of stardust... More »
28th, September 2012
Key Posts
Megan Stammers' lover Jeremy Forrest sings Home, Where Have You Gone
Megan Stammers is in Paris. Maybe... More »
28th, September 2012
Money
Why are they being so stupid about minimum pricing for booze?
I've been saying, as have many others, for years now that this idea of minimum pricing for booze just won't work. For it's illegal under EU law... More »
28th, September 2012
Politicians
Barack Obama supports the message of more swearing at kids
Obama's pal Samuel knows bad words... More »
28th, September 2012
Strange But True
Lucky women finds mouse meat in Tesco sandwich
Kate Crabtree, 31, found a free dead mouse in her Tesco bacon and chicken meal sandwich... More »
28th, September 2012
Key Posts
2 Pakistani rape gangs demonise Asians and the trashy white working class
There's talk of a nationwide forum to save underage girls from being sexual exploited. This new “special interest” outfit will share information and knowledge on paedophiles who abuse vulnerable and impressionable children... More »
28th, September 2012
The Consumer
Tube Map of the day: The Have I Got News For You map
Elephant and Castle might be rhyming slang More »
28th, September 2012
Strange But True
Michael Turley made 'terror' film to test how long it took for police to shoot his nephew
To Phoenix, Arizona, where Michael Turley, 39, recorded his nephew dressed in a sheet while pointing a fake grenade launcher at passing cars... More »
28th, September 2012
The Consumer
Daily Express says chips give you cancer, fatso (maybe)
SALT? Vinegar? Cancer? The Daily Express leads with "CANCER IN YOUR CHIPS". More »
27th, September 2012
Politicians
Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu makes nuclear war funny
Thanks to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel, we all get to meet nuclear war with a wide grin and a titter.... More »
27th, September 2012
Sports
John Terry: guilty of racially abusing QPR's Anton Ferdinand in FA hearing
What do you do about racists? Tell them they're wrong? Well, that doesn't work because there's no reasoning with racists... More »
27th, September 2012
Celebrities
Justin Lee Collins and his lover entertain the schoolchildren
Remeber when Rufus Hound stole Justin Lee Collins' entire career from him by being Rent-A-Hirsuite-Wacky-Man? ... More »
27th, September 2012
Celebrities
1 Has fat turned Lady Gaga into a raging psychopath?
Quote of the week was supplied by the Daily Mail Reporter on the matter of Lady Gaga's arse... More »
27th, September 2012
Flashback
FLASHBACK to 1970: fabulous furry fight fans for Muhammad Ali
FLASHBACK to December 7, 1970. Muhammad Ali was fighting Oscar Natalio Bonavena from Argentina, at New York's Madison Square Garden... More »
27th, September 2012
Flashback
3 Cannon Towels put the gay into the Army
You're in the Army now, you're not behind a plough... More »
27th, September 2012
Technology
Luton Town fans seen through the iPhone Image Blender
The new retro More »
27th, September 2012
Reviews
4 Police want to arrest Jeremy Forrest for child abduction: Megan Stammers was groomed?
If he wasn't running before, Jeremy Forrest might now be... More »
27th, September 2012
Money
The real problem in Spain is the provincial governments
Great, so, the EU can, through various cobbled together funds provide that money and also lower the interest rates being paid. Great, so, why isn't this the solution?... More »
