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27th, September 2012 Reviews 9

Police let paedophiles rape in Rochdale and Rotherham: Charlene Downes is still missing

This fear of offending - this view of white girls as sexualyl available, promiscuous liars - is what allowed the BNP to say it was right and gain traction.... More »

27th, September 2012 Film

The best movie death scene ever?

As seen on From Turkish flick Kareteci Kız 1973.... More »

27th, September 2012 Books

Funny names of real authors

Funny names of real authors. (The author of the family planning book is ANITA HARDON)... More »

27th, September 2012 Celebrities

Herbert Lom RIP (the funeral speech)

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27th, September 2012 Reviews

Liverpool school wants mums and nannies to stop smoking weed before 9am

Parents, au pairs, nannies and Filipino maids are requested to stop smoking cannabis outside Huyton’s Longview Primary school, Merseyside... More »

27th, September 2012 Reviews

Photos: 'AKA Peace' at the Institute of Contemporary Arts in London

Guns for hire... More »

27th, September 2012 Flashback

Before health and safety: The Candy Knife slices like a razor

LIKE A RAZOR! More »

27th, September 2012 Reviews

Whale washes up on Druridge Bay, Northumberland

Face of the day: A 26ft (8m) minke whale washed up after gale force winds and high seas at Druridge Bay, Northumberland... More »

27th, September 2012 Reviews 2

Megan Stammers is seduced by fame

Megan Stammers is a white 15-year-old on the lam in France with Jeremy Forrest, her maths teacher at Bishop Bell School, near Eastbourne... More »

27th, September 2012 TV & Radio

The unicycle Red Hand Gang at play

The Red Hand Gang are downsized in austerity USA... More »

27th, September 2012 Reviews 2

Bolton police launch Operation Lagerfeld to cut down on youth crime and bad fashion

Police in Bolton have launched Operation Lagerfeld... More »

27th, September 2012 Celebrities 4

Justin Lee Collins, Anna Larke and 'The One Night Stand You Will Always Remember'

Justin Lee Collins, the cuddly, TV funny man, is in court, accused of assaulting his former lover, Anna Larke, and threatening to “put her in a hospital unless she shut up”... More »

27th, September 2012 Strange But True

Soldier shoots colleague in face to cure his hiccups

Ways to cure hiccups: No. 342b - shoot the patient in the face with a hand gun... More »

27th, September 2012 Strange But True

Dad offers $40m prize for any man who can seduce his lesbian daughter

Fancy an easy £40million?... More »

26th, September 2012 Royal Family 1

Queen wanted him out but State had a use for Abu Hamza

The Queen wanted Abu Hamza, the hooked-handed, one-eyed gurning loon of Finsbury Park deported... More »

26th, September 2012 In Pictures 1

Andy Williams - a life in photos

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26th, September 2012 Celebrities

Madonna has to point out irony of calling Obama a 'black Muslim'

It is a sorry state of affairs when people have to point out when they're using irony... More »

26th, September 2012 Money 1

Why we don't want a mansion tax

This Lib Dem idea of a mansion tax is simply stupid... More »

26th, September 2012 Technology

Coca-Cola magazine as becomes an iPhone speaker

The dream... More »

26th, September 2012 Technology 2

Apple wipes Blackburn from the face of the Earth

The new iPhone has eradicated Blackburn. What the Venkys and the Germans never accomplished, Apple has... More »

26th, September 2012 Sports

Wonderful Liverpool FC graffiti at John Lennon Airport

Ha-ha More »

26th, September 2012 Reviews

Southampton Church bans Hindu yoga classes

There will be no yoga at St Edmund's Church, Southampton. Father John Chandler says "yoga is a Hindu spiritual exercise". It is banned... More »

26th, September 2012 Key Posts 1

Kelvin MacKenzie says he's a victim of Hillsborough

He doesn't get it, does he... More »

26th, September 2012 Reviews

The wet autumn weather in photos

It's wet out there... More »

26th, September 2012 Politicians 1

Andrew Mitchell and his f*cking bike are a song

Andrew Mitchell, the Government's Chief Whip, and his bicycle are now a song. It is NSFW. It is also repetitive, which kind of makes it work... More »