20th, September 2012
Celebrities
Paris Hilton thinks all gay men have AIDS does she?
When Donna Summer made some dodgy comments about AIDS, her career vanished down the toilet. At least Paris Hilton has no talent of to waste... More »
20th, September 2012
Celebrities
20th, September 2012
Film
John Travolta goes half cocked at Salma Hayek's cleavage: Savages photo call
Who cares what kind of a film Savages proves to be... More »
20th, September 2012
Key Posts
8 Arm all police officers? Depends if you're Jean Charles de Menezes, Marc Duggan, Pc Fiona Bone or Pc Nicola Hughes
PC Fiona Bone and PC Nicola Hughes were murdered on duty. Last summer, when Marc Duggan was shot dead by polcie, the call was for less police guns... More »
20th, September 2012
Politicians
Nick Clegg sings his apology: he never did make the world better
And it's goodbye from Nick Clegg... More »
20th, September 2012
Reviews
Fresco artist Cecilia Gimenez wants royalties for revealing true face of Jesus (but not his wife)
Cecilia Gimenez, the famous Spanish artist, wants money for her rendering of Jesus... More »
20th, September 2012
TV & Radio
Video proof that cats are better than dogs - is the toxoplasma gondii talking?
Are cats better than dogs? Or have cats just turned humans into their slaves? Is this the sond of toxoplasma gondii?... More »
19th, September 2012
Celebrities
The Kardashian Klan are in panto - plot and photos
Kim Kardashian stars in Booty & The Beast... More »
19th, September 2012
Celebrities
21st Century Presidents v The 3 Disgraces
Lindsay Lohan, singer Britney Spears, and socialites Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are ready to be mocked... More »
19th, September 2012
Celebrities
Lindsay Lohan has been arrested, which is a massive surprise!
The LAPD must be sick of the sight of Lindsay Lohan by now. She's been arrested so many times that she's probably got a worn arse-groove on bench at the station... More »
19th, September 2012
Key Posts
World Cup Mascots: From Willie to the Nutty Armadillo
SO, an armadillo it is. Not the most obvious choice for Brazil’s World Cup mascot, but then the nut had already been by Crystal Palace’s legendary P. Nut... More »
19th, September 2012
Film
The Hobbit trailer is here! Sadsacks rejoice!
Warner Bros. has released a brand-new trailer for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (surely it's a pretty 'expected' journey involving that pissing ring?)... More »
19th, September 2012
Money
2 Why George Osborne is screwing with updating benefits
Because, you see, the thing is that updating benefits in line with average wages would, in normal times, increase benefits faster than inflation... More »
19th, September 2012
Key Posts
7 The Guardian continues to lie abut the Mavi Marmara raid
There is much dispute as to what happened. But Conal Urquart is misleading... More »
19th, September 2012
TV & Radio
Honesty in journalism: Lucy Yang is trapped by flood waters
Up the creek with a microphone... More »
19th, September 2012
Flashback
Comic book star Archie's 1972 vision of life in 2012
Flashback to a 1972 Archie comic where our hero time-travels to the year 2012... More »
19th, September 2012
Key Posts
The best of the New York Bubble Project - making adverts better
The Bubble Project lets anyone with pen add their thoughts to speech bubbles stuck onto pubic adverts... More »
19th, September 2012
Sports
Local News: Nephew of Thierry Henry's cat found alive and well in Reading
Setting out to prove that any story can be shone with a sprinkle of celebrity dust, Get Reading reports on Alan Cooke's cat... More »
19th, September 2012
Strange But True
10 Cross dresser who raped neighbour's pet goat to death escapes prison
To West Virginia, where Mark Lucas, 20, is accused of raping his neighbour's pet goat in his bedroom... More »
19th, September 2012
Flashback
The catfish that triggered the Tokyo earthquake - pictures
What causes earthquakes? The Japanese thought it was a giant catfish... More »
19th, September 2012
Celebrities
When Kym Marsh married in OK! we pined for Jagger and Bianca
Last week, OK! showed us Kym Marsh (Coronation Street actress formerly married to EastEnders actor Jack Ryder) tie the knot with Jamie Lomas (actor on Hollyoaks)... More »
19th, September 2012
Reviews
4 Joe Hildebrand and Rebecca's Kay's Jew stare (video)
Following violent protests in Sydney against the film Innocence of Muslims, Today Tonight features a cheery exchange between journalist Joe Hildebrand and Muslim convert Rebecca Kay... More »
18th, September 2012
Reviews
Who created the Dale Cregan Hero page on Facebook?
Fiona Bone, 32, and Nicola Hughes, 23, have been murdered in Abbey Gardens, Hattersley, Greater Manchester... More »
