76-year-old drugs smuggler did it to keep active
How do you keep active in your dotage?... More »
How do you keep active in your dotage?... More »
A court sentenced Anders Behring Breivik to prison on Friday, denying prosecutors the insanity ruling they hoped would show that his massacre of 77 people was the work of a madman.... More »
Heard the one about Katherine Jenkins having an affair with David Beckham? No, neither had anyone else on Earth, ever. That was until Jenkins issued a statement on Twitter saying that she wasn't having an affair with the squeaking footballer... More »
From the paper that told us Simon Cowell was dead and Madeleine McCann has been on the telly, more front-page news: "OUR RED-HOT NIGHT WITH DIRTY HARRY"... More »
Tadder and his team aimed “to capture the explosion of water at various intervals” by tossing water balloons at the heads of bald men. Water Wigs are here to help... More »
The paper reads: “Assange to be arrested in all circumstances ... he comes out with diplomatic officials, in diplomatic bag, in diplomatic vehicle.”... More »
Justin Davenport, tells Evening Standard readers that "Scotland Yard is to ask Prime Minister David Cameron if he wants to continue funding an inquiry into the disappearance of Madeleine McCann"... More »
They had never met. There's a film in this... More »
Probably the best result possible in the ongoing patent wars between the two companies.... More »
You can take the boy out of Eton but you cannot take Eton out of the boy... More »
From May 2010, an exchange between Michael D Higgins (who was elected President of Ireland last year) and Tea Party-loving radio guy Michael Graham on Irish radio station Newstalk 106-108fm... More »
Katherine Jenkins wants us to know what she has not had an affair with David Beckham. She heads to Twitter... More »
Hard is the life of a big tough rapper when something vaguely dangerous happens to you... More »
Ever wondered what happens to a squid when it listens to Cypress Hill's Insane in the Brain? You're not alone... More »
Idiot of the day is James Allan, who attempted to rob Martin's newsagent in Northcourt Road, Abingdon, Oxfordshire... More »
When driving take care to secure the 25-litre bucket of paint resting on the backseat of their car. A minor shunt can result in rapid redecoration... More »
Which women's magazine hack dare to say mena can't multi-task?.. More »
Armstrong will not contest the decision to ban him from cycling for life. He will not fight for his integrity. He will not fight to honour all those lucrative contracts that added brands to the champions jerseys... More »
Police in Edmonds, Poulsbo, Redmond, and Stanwood in Western Washington are hunting the man who they have called the “Duct Tape Bandit.”... More »
Hypnotic... More »
Cohen hit the streets of New York City, where the bridge and tunnel crowd come to see the lights and maybe a face... More »
No longer will you need to speed on the hard shoulder of the motorway? Wave goodbye to asking for the toilet key at service stations.... More »