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14th, August 2012 Celebrities 1

Rav Wilding tweets: Chantelle Houghton is 'fame hungry tramp'

As BBC TV's in-house ex-copper Rav Wilding announces his engament to Loose Women producer Jill Morgan, ex-love Houghton tweets... More »

14th, August 2012 Sports

London 2012 legacy watch: Olympic stadium goes up for sale - advert in full

For Sale: One stadium... More »

14th, August 2012 Reviews

Indonesia jihadis says Assad is Hitler - praise indeed

At the protest, party members carried a banner proclaims Assad to be like Adolf Hitler. Is this a good thing? The PKS have links to Indonesia's Hizbut Tahrir... More »

14th, August 2012 Reviews

Who says Mars Bars can Cure Alzheimer's?

Did you know that chocolate can stop dementia? The Daily Express leads with Jo Willey's report. We are told... More »

14th, August 2012 Gifs

A lemur is eating popcorn - cute overload

" I asked fot sweet not salty"... More »

14th, August 2012 In Pictures

Slutty T-shirts on nice girls - 2

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14th, August 2012 Key Posts 4

Tia Sharp: Daily Mail blames police failure on Muslims, working women and the white working class

Tia Sharp is front-page news... More »

13th, August 2012 Sports

Mo Farah running away from things: photos

Do the Mo Commotion... More »

13th, August 2012 Sports

Give the Olympic stadium to Leyton Orient and make them Team GB FC

Russell Brand could invite his ex-shags along and the place would still look empty... More »

13th, August 2012 Film

The Expendables 2 premiere in photos: The A-Team in Corduroy vein suits

If Paul McCartney cannot make it to open your event with Hey Jude, Hofit Golan will most likely rock up.... More »

13th, August 2012 Reviews 16

In photos: Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe, Berlin

How does Germany mark the Holocaust? A memorial is one way... More »

13th, August 2012 Reviews

Pussy Riot are now a Russian Doll

Hey. Doll face, any more like you at home...? More »

13th, August 2012 Celebrities 1

Rihanna LP scores number one with paltry sales: The record industry is dead man, miss him, miss him...

RiRi's Talk That Talk album went to the top spot with a paltry 9,578 copies sold. Now, consider that you'd need to shift half a million or more to get in the British Top 20 in the late Sixties... More »

13th, August 2012 Politicians

Racism fears see author endorsed by Mike Huckabee and Glenn Beck dropped by publisher

“I almost wish that there would be something like a simultaneous telecast and all Americans would be forced, forced—at gunpoint, no less—to listen to every David Barton message” - Huckabee. And then... More »

13th, August 2012 Money

Now we get the bollocks about the Olympics being a blueprint for the economy

Now that the actual Olympics Games themselves are over all we've got left are the vacuous claiming them as support for their fat headed plans... More »

13th, August 2012 Celebrities

Do not adjust your brains: Van Damme talks about his affair with Kylie

Sometimes a headline alludes to something, only to avoid delivering. 'CHERYL COLE'S ENJOYS THREE IN A BED PUSSYFEST' could well be about a picture she's tweeted of herself, in bed with two farting felines... More »

13th, August 2012 Gifs

Tick. Tock. Your life in a Gif

Which came first - tock or tick? More »

13th, August 2012 Flashback

Flashback: The Indoor League - 81 pints and the Terry Yorath table-football fight

The Indoor League was broadcast live from the Leeds Irish Centre... More »

13th, August 2012 Sports

RIP Sid Waddell: the magic voice of darts in great quotes

I love watching darts on the telly. Sid Waddell made it even better... “There’s only one word for that: magic darts” More »

13th, August 2012 Sports

London 2012: Olympic athlete gives finger to BBC at closing ceremony

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13th, August 2012 TV & Radio

90s nostalgia: Nineties Boy VS Endoflevelbaddie - Take Control

Having used the London Olympics 2012 to reverse the world's opinion of Great Britain... More »

13th, August 2012 Strange But True

Other parents: Why is Silas Sim happy?

Why is Silas Sim so happy? Finally, the truth can be revealed... More »

13th, August 2012 Strange But True

Anti-gay golfer hits ball through homosexual Church window

Is there something about golf that lends itself to intolerance? Do people who like rules enjoy golf?... More »

13th, August 2012 Flashback 1

A modern history of Vandals: why do they do it?

No sooner had the first golden post box been unveiled to honour Britain’s Olympic champion, than it was duly vandalised... More »

13th, August 2012 Celebrities

For sale - King of Poop: The Michael Jackson car windscreen bird poo

Jackson is now a bird poo on a car windscreen. Splatto Jacko - the King of Poop - fell from the Heavens onto the 1996 Cadillac Seville owned by 29-year-old Brandon Tudor of Oswego, Illinois.... More »