14th, July 2012
Money
2 Plants lap up carbon dioxide in record levels - carbon tax is a scam
In Australia, taxpayers pay for producing carbon. In the UK, plans are afoot for a unilateral carbon tax. Only... More »
14th, July 2012
Money
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14th, July 2012
Strange But True
Huge testicles dispute upsets warring New Yorkers
To New York, then, where Shirley Draper, of Moulton Ave., Tonawanda, has erected a big set of fake testicles in her rear garden... More »
14th, July 2012
Strange But True
Man drove road rage driver to police station on bonnet of car (video)
To Melbourne, Australia, where Krish Kalli and family are motoring through Dandenong... More »
13th, July 2012
Celebrities
1 Buy Jimmy Savile's Jim I’ll Fix It chair for £15,000
"The 1970s Jim I’ll Fix It mechanical host’s chair for Sir Jimmy, red plush upholstered board construction, one arm incorporating an ashtray..." More »
13th, July 2012
Celebrities
Frank Ocean lets it Be
Which celebrity told Frank Ocean - the bisexual rapper: "Be Fearless. Be Honest. Be Generous. Be Brave. Be Poetic. Be Open. Be Free. Be Yourself. Be In Love. Be Happy. Be Inspiration"?... More »
13th, July 2012
Celebrities
Sharon Stone flashes her magnetic poles
Stone, an actress famous for not wearing Y-fronts, crowing her legs (veins, Sharon. Veins!) and shagging a younger man is enlarging on her history... More »
13th, July 2012
Money
We can all donate to Wikileaks again! Visa Iceland saves the world
That's great if you're sitting in Iceland with a Visa card: not really of much help anywhere else in the world... More »
13th, July 2012
Celebrities
Target refuse to stock Frank Ocean's album... nothing to do homosexuality, obviously
A spokesman for Target said that this baffling decision was based on "a number of factors, including guest demand"... More »
13th, July 2012
Sports
Big shot Michael Owen delivers Championship football to Manchester United
"Not being disrespectful when I say I wouldn't play in the Championship." So says self-aggrandizing Michael Owen... More »
13th, July 2012
The Consumer
1 The faux-gina panties are camel toes for men
For the man who always wanted a vagina... More »
13th, July 2012
Celebrities
Justin Bieber sued for $9.2m by ear-owner - Stacey Wilson Betts has heard enough
Bieber is being sued for $9.2 million by an Oregon woman who claims that her ears have suffered permanent damage, thanks to the singer with the squidgy fontanelle... More »
13th, July 2012
Money
3 What the McDonald's Olympics tells us about shyster-friendly Government
That's how we end up with PFI deals that cost the Moon and the Ministry of Defence has been known as a get rich quick scheme for shysters for four centuries now... More »
13th, July 2012
Reviews
Daily Telegraph blogger Inspector Winter is prisoner Ellis Ward
You will be familiar with the work of Inspector Winter, who worked the Twitter beat... More »
13th, July 2012
Reviews
Germans celebrate Snuff World Championships (it's what Hitler would have wanted)
Following news of Angela Merkel's Hitler-like moustache, news of the 18th annual Snuff World Championships in Bavaria, Germany.... More »
13th, July 2012
Strange But True
2 Chinese road barrier falls like dominoes (video)
Who makes the stuff the Chinese buy? Do they import it?... More »
13th, July 2012
TV & Radio
1 Woman versus car park barrier (video)
Who wins? You know who wins... More »
13th, July 2012
Strange But True
One-armed fugitive who drank battery acid charged
Dr Richard Kimble can rest easy. Police have found the one-armed fugitive, hiding in a Portland, Oregon, shed.... More »
13th, July 2012
Celebrities
Kate Middleton and Prince William: No 'sex for months'
Are you one of those people who preoccupies themselves with how much and what kind of sex other people are having? ... More »
12th, July 2012
Sports
2 John Terry highlight of the day: please, please, please, please
John Terry is asked to repeat evidence that he had been sent off four times in his career. The judge wants him to speak up... More »
12th, July 2012
Celebrities
Lady GaGa: S&M pipe smoker
Lady GaGa has been off the radar for a while now, making the alarming decision to 'concentrate on her music'.... More »
12th, July 2012
Key Posts
Prince William and Kate Middleton angry they're treated like any other honeymooning celebs
Kate Middleton and Prince William are reportedly furious after an Australian magazine published private pictures of their honeymoon... More »
12th, July 2012
Reviews
Eva Rausing's Belgravia death house soars in value
When Eva Rausing was found dead in her London home, the media did what it usually does and investigated the value of her property.. More »
