Robin Van Persie has already been sold three times! - video
YouTube user KSIOlajideb delivers the ultimate diss... More »
YouTube user KSIOlajideb delivers the ultimate diss... More »
50 Shades of Grey is the subject of an article by Yahoo! that epitomises modern journalism. All you need do to write an article is... More »
Old Mr Anorak was making his way back to London when something happened on the MN6. He had just tipped his thermos of hot custard atop his Tupperware boxed Eve's Pudding when... More »
This Christmas, you can read Pudsey the Dog's autobiography. udsey is the winner of Britain's Got Talent. Pudey has been signed by Little, Brown for £350,000... More »
To Sweden, where judge Dan Sjöstedt of the Örebro District Court, tells the accsued rapist: “The intended crime never had the possibility of being fulfilled."... More »
The state of Britain's criminal classes is lamentable. If we're not reading about Latvian muggers and Russian mafia, it's homegrown idiots. Take James Allan... More »
Arsenal may care to look on with interest. The auctioneer may be speaking Dutch... More »
How do the nation's newspapers report the news that Andy Murray (current status: British) is through to the semi-finals of Wimbledon?... More »
Andrea from Dusseldorf, the German football fan seen crying when her nation's team were losing to Italy at the European Championship, didn't... More »
I saw this and ten seconds later it made me laugh... More »
Wren Bowell is 2. At her home in Peasedown St John, Somerset, she was racing to show her parents a picture she had just drawn... More »
Eric Sykes was the comic actor who always seemed old; the uncle who made you laugh, in spite of yourself and your cynicism... More »
Happy Independence Day... United Kingdom... More »
Take one idiot. Add one lit firework... More »
RVP will not be signing a new contract at the Gunners. He has one year left on his current contract. So. Why is he leaving? Well, the Dutchman has issued a statement... More »
The last couple of years have been something of a sad sight: we keep seeing the EU stumbling from one attempt at correcting the euro mess to another without ever quite reaching the point where they've solved it.. More »
The Granny deaths for Zonajobs... More »
Sexism means that men are sold fancy goods that have been chunky and big in your hand. It's all pathetic, of course... More »
Tom Cruise has been announced as the highest paid actor in the world, according to Forbes magazine's annual list. Surely he's been in bugger-all films for some time now, thanks to that whole Scientology Business?.... More »
The ruling Glazer family intend to list Manchester United on the New York Stock Exchange. The floatation would raise funds to reduce the club’s debts... More »
Cook and Occupy sympathiser Devra Gartenstein spotted a market for an official cookbook. The book - Cooking and recipe ideas for the 99%, by the 99% - would be a hit. Only... More »
Every woman in the mid-twenties went barking crazy when the Spice Girls got back together to launch their musical. However, the reunion was laced with undiluted hate and the gloves are coming off... More »
"IAIN loves FIONA". The declaration of love is written in animal shit in a field owned by Fiona Halcrow's parents... More »