5th, July 2012
Sports
Robin Van Persie has already been sold three times! - video
YouTube user KSIOlajideb delivers the ultimate diss... More »
5th, July 2012
Sports
5th, July 2012
Reviews
Woman has 50 Shades of Gray triplets orgasm
50 Shades of Grey is the subject of an article by Yahoo! that epitomises modern journalism. All you need do to write an article is... More »
5th, July 2012
Reviews
Tupperware drama: police swoop on Megabus coach from Preston to London
Old Mr Anorak was making his way back to London when something happened on the MN6. He had just tipped his thermos of hot custard atop his Tupperware boxed Eve's Pudding when... More »
5th, July 2012
Celebrities
1 Pudsey the dog signs his own death warrant with warts and all autobiography
This Christmas, you can read Pudsey the Dog's autobiography. udsey is the winner of Britain's Got Talent. Pudey has been signed by Little, Brown for £350,000... More »
5th, July 2012
Reviews
Judge says it can't be rape because the victim was a man dressed as a woman
To Sweden, where judge Dan Sjöstedt of the Örebro District Court, tells the accsued rapist: “The intended crime never had the possibility of being fulfilled."... More »
5th, July 2012
Strange But True
3 Oxford thief trapped by 'pull' door he tried to push
The state of Britain's criminal classes is lamentable. If we're not reading about Latvian muggers and Russian mafia, it's homegrown idiots. Take James Allan... More »
5th, July 2012
TV & Radio
The auctioneer sells a horse
Arsenal may care to look on with interest. The auctioneer may be speaking Dutch... More »
5th, July 2012
Royal Family
4 Andy Murray's Wimbledon victory is a chance for Kate Middleton to shine
How do the nation's newspapers report the news that Andy Murray (current status: British) is through to the semi-finals of Wimbledon?... More »
5th, July 2012
Sports
Uefa used camera trickery to lie: crying German fan was pre-recorded
Andrea from Dusseldorf, the German football fan seen crying when her nation's team were losing to Italy at the European Championship, didn't... More »
4th, July 2012
TV & Radio
Midget wrestling face slide of the day video
I saw this and ten seconds later it made me laugh... More »
4th, July 2012
Strange But True
Toddler falls on pencil that pierces her brain (X-Ray)
Wren Bowell is 2. At her home in Peasedown St John, Somerset, she was racing to show her parents a picture she had just drawn... More »
4th, July 2012
Celebrities
3 Eric Sykes - a life in photos
Eric Sykes was the comic actor who always seemed old; the uncle who made you laugh, in spite of yourself and your cynicism... More »
4th, July 2012
Photojournalism
The best US Independence Day photos
Happy Independence Day... United Kingdom... More »
4th, July 2012
TV & Radio
The greatest firework fails compilation video
Take one idiot. Add one lit firework... More »
4th, July 2012
Key Posts
Robin Van Persie aims to bring back glory days for his beloved Arsenal by playing for a different club
RVP will not be signing a new contract at the Gunners. He has one year left on his current contract. So. Why is he leaving? Well, the Dutchman has issued a statement... More »
4th, July 2012
Money
This latest euro bailout won't work either - here's why
The last couple of years have been something of a sad sight: we keep seeing the EU stumbling from one attempt at correcting the euro mess to another without ever quite reaching the point where they've solved it.. More »
4th, July 2012
The Consumer
Cool ad watch: The Granny Deaths
The Granny deaths for Zonajobs... More »
4th, July 2012
The Consumer
Sexism and the shaving arms race
Sexism means that men are sold fancy goods that have been chunky and big in your hand. It's all pathetic, of course... More »
4th, July 2012
Celebrities
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor and general monster to Katie Holmes and Dawson's Creek shark
Tom Cruise has been announced as the highest paid actor in the world, according to Forbes magazine's annual list. Surely he's been in bugger-all films for some time now, thanks to that whole Scientology Business?.... More »
4th, July 2012
Sports
Glazer's continue to milk the Manchester United cash cow with New York IPO
The ruling Glazer family intend to list Manchester United on the New York Stock Exchange. The floatation would raise funds to reduce the club’s debts... More »
4th, July 2012
Reviews
2 Why the Occupy Movement never got its official cookbook
Cook and Occupy sympathiser Devra Gartenstein spotted a market for an official cookbook. The book - Cooking and recipe ideas for the 99%, by the 99% - would be a hit. Only... More »
4th, July 2012
Celebrities
2 Beckham hates Spice Girls 'bad vibes'
Every woman in the mid-twenties went barking crazy when the Spice Girls got back together to launch their musical. However, the reunion was laced with undiluted hate and the gloves are coming off... More »
4th, July 2012
Strange But True
3 Shetland bride and groom declare their love in slurry
"IAIN loves FIONA". The declaration of love is written in animal shit in a field owned by Fiona Halcrow's parents... More »
