Andre Villas-Boas has £270m to spend at Spurs
The announcement has been followed by some great news for Spurs fans, althogh it depends on which Murdoch paper you read... More »
The announcement has been followed by some great news for Spurs fans, althogh it depends on which Murdoch paper you read... More »
This momentous happening is brought to the world in Comic Sans, the font of authority... More »
Arron Jeremy Vaughan has been banned form swearing at anyone in Wales... More »
Mermaids do not exist. The National Ocean Service has issued a decree on its Ocean Facts website... More »
With the style and grace of a petulant Italian footballer, the quitting Chief Executive of Barclays Bank, Bob Diamond is going all out to bang it into the back of the Bank of England's net today... More »
Bob Diamond's daughter is called Nell Diamond. She is one letter off being a tribute act to Neil Diamond... More »
Lineker's contract with the BBC is due to end soon, and BT - which paid £788 million to air 38 premier league matches from 2013 to 2016 - is keen to have a big face represent the brand when it kicks off... More »
We are indebted to the Sun's Ally Ross for spotting this gem from jobbing ninny Tom Parker-Bowles... More »
A wet night in July cold only mean one thing: the premier of Katy Perry Part Of Me 3D at the Empire Cinema, Leicester Square, London... More »
If Amanda Holden ever comes off the lettuce, she a shoo-in for the archery... More »
"Dear sister. Oh! I've emptied bottles three/ And pass out..." More »
Alan Noble was responding to reports that Muslims had “stoned” Christian evangelists in Dearborn. Were the reports accurate? More »
Alex James, who found fame with Blur, is selling his cheese in Asda, Pudsey. As the last nodding head observer, wrily: "Really, really special."... More »
These are not photos of life in small village in West Virginia. Really, Those folks don't have cameras any more. No. These are compilation photos of one face copied onto everyone else's... More »
Troubled is a word that has followed Mel Gibson around for some time now... More »
There's a lot more to come out about this LIBOR rigging scandal than most seem to realise at the moment.... More »
MP Craig Emerson, the Australian Minister for Trade and Competitiveness, is dancing to the Greens' tune... More »
The world’s largest ever drugs pusher, the mind-boggling huge GlaxoSmithKline, has pleaded guilty to criminal and civil charges of healthcare fraud... More »
We join the action in the U-31 Bar and Cocktail Lounge on University Avenue at 31st Street, San Diego, where a 22-year-old woman who got her hand stuck inside a pool table.... More »
Doug Pitt is “the second most famous Pitt in his family”. The ad gives him “a taste of his brother’s lifestyle”... More »
It's like London's Olympic vision, only with the IOC replaced by less expert sharpshooters and candour... More »
Can you name the films? Would you want to marry an actor who can laugh on cry on cue? ... More »
So. Why didn't the victorious Spanish team sing the words to their national anthem before the European Championships final with Italy? That question to you RTE'S Eamon Dunphy.... More »
What's Sir Cliff Richard up to now that he's been effectively banned from singing to the rain soaked masses at Wimbledon's Centre Court thanks to a retractable roof... More »