4th, July 2012
Sports
Andre Villas-Boas has £270m to spend at Spurs
The announcement has been followed by some great news for Spurs fans, althogh it depends on which Murdoch paper you read... More »
4th, July 2012
Sports
4th, July 2012
Technology
7 Higgs boson 'God particle' is brought to you in Comic Sans
This momentous happening is brought to the world in Comic Sans, the font of authority... More »
4th, July 2012
Reviews
Newport court bans Man from swearing at anyone in Wales
Arron Jeremy Vaughan has been banned form swearing at anyone in Wales... More »
4th, July 2012
Strange But True
1 Mermaids do exists - the US National Ocean Service is lying
Mermaids do not exist. The National Ocean Service has issued a decree on its Ocean Facts website... More »
4th, July 2012
Money
1 Bob Diamond strikes to the heart of The Establishment
With the style and grace of a petulant Italian footballer, the quitting Chief Executive of Barclays Bank, Bob Diamond is going all out to bang it into the back of the Bank of England's net today... More »
3rd, July 2012
Money
Nell Diamond tweets Bob Diamond's survival
Bob Diamond's daughter is called Nell Diamond. She is one letter off being a tribute act to Neil Diamond... More »
3rd, July 2012
Sports
2 Is Gary Lineker leaving Match of the Day?
Lineker's contract with the BBC is due to end soon, and BT - which paid £788 million to air 38 premier league matches from 2013 to 2016 - is keen to have a big face represent the brand when it kicks off... More »
3rd, July 2012
Royal Family
What news from Beirut, Tom Parker-Bowles?
We are indebted to the Sun's Ally Ross for spotting this gem from jobbing ninny Tom Parker-Bowles... More »
3rd, July 2012
Celebrities
Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D Premiere! in photos
A wet night in July cold only mean one thing: the premier of Katy Perry Part Of Me 3D at the Empire Cinema, Leicester Square, London... More »
3rd, July 2012
Sports
Saucy seaside card wishes Team GB a great Olympics
If Amanda Holden ever comes off the lettuce, she a shoo-in for the archery... More »
3rd, July 2012
Photojournalism
Drunk Texts from Famous Authors
"Dear sister. Oh! I've emptied bottles three/ And pass out..." More »
3rd, July 2012
Reviews
7 Spinning an anti-Islam line at the Arab International Festival 2012 in Dearborn Michigan
Alan Noble was responding to reports that Muslims had “stoned” Christian evangelists in Dearborn. Were the reports accurate? More »
3rd, July 2012
Celebrities
Alex James sells grated cheese in Pudsey - Alan Partridge has a cousin
Alex James, who found fame with Blur, is selling his cheese in Asda, Pudsey. As the last nodding head observer, wrily: "Really, really special."... More »
3rd, July 2012
Photojournalism
Whose face is it anyway? The spot the face meme photo game
These are not photos of life in small village in West Virginia. Really, Those folks don't have cameras any more. No. These are compilation photos of one face copied onto everyone else's... More »
3rd, July 2012
Celebrities
Mel Gibson's own stepmother Teddy Joye Hicks Gibson get restraining order against him
Troubled is a word that has followed Mel Gibson around for some time now... More »
3rd, July 2012
Money
Crazy Bob Diamond's signed - now blame Ed Miliband and Ed Balls for the LIBOR mess
There's a lot more to come out about this LIBOR rigging scandal than most seem to realise at the moment.... More »
3rd, July 2012
Politicians
MP Craig Emerson expresses himself through the power of dance
MP Craig Emerson, the Australian Minister for Trade and Competitiveness, is dancing to the Greens' tune... More »
3rd, July 2012
Key Posts
UK drugs pusher GlaxoSmithKline nailed as British disease infects the markets
The world’s largest ever drugs pusher, the mind-boggling huge GlaxoSmithKline, has pleaded guilty to criminal and civil charges of healthcare fraud... More »
3rd, July 2012
Strange But True
Woman gets hand trapped in pool table
We join the action in the U-31 Bar and Cocktail Lounge on University Avenue at 31st Street, San Diego, where a 22-year-old woman who got her hand stuck inside a pool table.... More »
3rd, July 2012
Celebrities
Meet Doug Pitt - Brad Pitt's brother lives the high life
Doug Pitt is “the second most famous Pitt in his family”. The ad gives him “a taste of his brother’s lifestyle”... More »
3rd, July 2012
Reviews
Islamists destroy ancient mosques in Mali
It's like London's Olympic vision, only with the IOC replaced by less expert sharpshooters and candour... More »
2nd, July 2012
Film
The best movie laughs ever - video
Can you name the films? Would you want to marry an actor who can laugh on cry on cue? ... More »
2nd, July 2012
Sports
Eamon Dunphy explains the Spanish national anthem
So. Why didn't the victorious Spanish team sing the words to their national anthem before the European Championships final with Italy? That question to you RTE'S Eamon Dunphy.... More »
2nd, July 2012
Celebrities
Cliff Richard pays tribute to Seb Coe at Olympic Torch rally (photo)
What's Sir Cliff Richard up to now that he's been effectively banned from singing to the rain soaked masses at Wimbledon's Centre Court thanks to a retractable roof... More »
