The best advert for sorting out old people
The old. What to do with them? These adverts are here to help... More »
The old. What to do with them? These adverts are here to help... More »
It gets better when marketing man David Cameron calls Jimmy Carr "not morally right". Has there ever been better badge of honour? Wear it with pride, Mr Carr... More »
It's all about the hats. The man dress like Lord Snooty emerging feet first own a drainpipe. The women go for novelty hats... More »
First one to yell 'That's racist!" wins... More »
All life is out there... More »
Paparazzi photographers are, to all intents and purposes, scumbags. However, most people in Britain are awfully interested in what they do, making absolutely everyone scumbags by default... More »
Ascot, as anyone whose been knows, is the kind of place Chelsea footballers buy houses near. The ladies wear demented feathery hats at Ascot and the men, in tribute to Noddy Holder and The Beano's Lord Snooty, wear toppers... More »
Today the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall met up with the Dalai Lama at Clarence House, London... More »
The Sun calls BBC West Midlands radio host Adrian Goldberg an "insensitive" bully for mistakenly tweeting "twerp" instead of "tweep"... More »
You search the internt. And then - suddenly - you find it... More »
Is Facebook good for revenge? No. Should you put everything up on Facebook? No... More »
That feeling of nausea you feel every single second of every single stinking day is about to erupt out of your eyes and nose in a disgusting, almost beautiful, flowing arc... More »
Rock singer Boy George touches up his makeup while tablemates Brooke Shields and rock singer George Michael are deep in conversation... More »
WHAM! are back. Those of you who bought tickets for The Final, that Wembley concert on June 28 1986 (and I was there) can think about getting their money back... More »
The Kremlin is planning to create its own Facebook-style social network, where users with personal accounts will be able to upload content and discuss the issues of the day.... More »
Having shone a harsh light on Jimmy Carr's tax affairs, the Times leads with "Taxman v Take That". No, not a fight to the death... More »
This is 1950s America, after the war against the Nazis had been won. Still, in the USA - Land of the Free - homophobia was State sanctioned. We've come a long way, baby... More »
When Satoshi Motoyama was shunted off the Le Mans track, the rules stated that he could not allow his car to be touched by another's hand... More »
Richards, of Boston, Lincolnshire, has been told that he faces arrests if his post decrying relgions as "fairy stories" causes offence.... More »
TO the toilets at the Walmart in Monticello, Kentucky, where a woman has been stuck to a toilet for over an hour. More »
What is the point of a duck if you can't eat it? The duck at the farmers' fair in Wenzhou, Zhejiang province, Chaina, is sporting a handwitten sign that states... More »
Juxtaposed images of the day feature the paedophile priest, the dog hurter, the ferry jumper and the teen rapist… More »
When police heard that The Feathers in Laleham, Surrey, was to feature live music "from 4am" they swooped... More »
The hosts scored a good goal that the referee missed. But it was ok. Really it was. The ITV commentator told us that there might have been an offside in the build up and "justice had been done"... More »