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13th, June 2012 Strange But True

Mother creates sex cave in disused bunker to test her limits

To Nordmaling, Sweden, where two fisherman have discovered an old army bunker converted into an pleasure palace, with silk sheets on a bed, ropes chains, dildos and multiple leather items. The fishermen called the police... More »

13th, June 2012 Celebrities

Rot-oh! Hugh Laurie: RoboCop

Did you know that there was a remake of RoboCop afoot? You have 20 seconds to comply with your answer... More »

13th, June 2012 Music 1

Drummer goes home from Stone Roses Gig in Amsterdam (video)

Fooooools.... More »

13th, June 2012 Royal Family

Queen, Prince William and Kate Middleton go to Nottingham - photos

The Queen, Prince Williams and Kate Middleton, for it is ever she, have been on a trip to to Nottingham... More »

13th, June 2012 Celebrities 5

Justin Bieber's perfume sold to Elizabeth Arden: is he being ripped off?

Bieber's perfume, Justin Bieber's Girlfriend, has been sold to the company Elizabeth Arden. All seems fair enough on the face of it, brands change hands all the time. However... More »

13th, June 2012 Sports 2

Eamon Keegan meets Croatia's ministry of culture at the European Championships

“We were all in Poznan, with all the Irish fans at the game and these two Croatian girls walked through and everyone started singing ‘Get your t*ts out for the lads’... More »

13th, June 2012 Celebrities 2

Katie Price paints her pot black

"Is it a berk? Is it a cow? No, it's..." More »

13th, June 2012 Key Posts 1

Shot Girls: Vanity Wonder uncovers the black market in silicon buttock injections

"Her breasts were huge and she had a big jiggly booty. She was over 6ft tall though, with huge hands and feet and her voice was kind of, well, deep. I blew it off like maybe she was just a big woman..." More »

13th, June 2012 Film 1

Behind the scenes on famous movies - can you name them?

We go behind the scenes on famous movies? Can name the films... More »

13th, June 2012 Reviews 1

Rat runs up woman's leg on New York Subway - she drops trousers

Ann Vargas, 40, says that whilst riding the A train New York City a rat ran up her trouier leg. She tells the NY Daily News: “I thought it was my pants moving.”... More »

13th, June 2012 Sports

River Plate’s Leo Ponzio pops his haemorrhoids on the pitch (video)

Johnny Giles and Nobby Stiles look away now... More »

13th, June 2012 Strange But True 1

Romanian gang rob speeding lorry (video)

To Romania, where the country's Department for Organised Crime and Terrorism (DIICOT) have recorded villains trying to steal a speeding lorry... More »

13th, June 2012 Technology

Kiss your dancing fears away with the robot Tutu

Never be embarrassed again, dancing dad. Slip on a Dancing Tutu and all your cares are gone... More »

12th, June 2012 Money 3

So We Should Stop Wind Turbine Subsidies Immediately

Everything's just great as long as we ignore all of the costs and shuffle them off to the side there and ignore them... More »

12th, June 2012 Sports 6

England fans unfurl racist banner at European Championships? - photo

Garlic is not a perfume - but prejudice can stink... More »

12th, June 2012 Film

Gene Wilder writes a gentle critique of his Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory costume

"Dear Mel, I’ve just received the costume sketches. I’ll tell you everything I think, without censoring, and you take from my opinion what you like..." More »

12th, June 2012 Celebrities 1

GaGa shows off black eye and has a pop at Madonna in the process

Gaga has tweeted the picture of the black eye she got after being smacked about the head with a metal pole during a gig... More »

12th, June 2012 Key Posts

The best fan outfits at the European Championships - cross -dressing leprechauns for Jesus

The European Championships are underway. But what's the best fan outfit the cameras have picked out for us? The Dutch love the orange; the Irish love shiny green suits; the Swedes have a passion for cross-dressing; and the English fancy militant Christianity... More »

12th, June 2012 Sports

Jingoism of the day at the European Championships: The Sun wants Steve Gerrard sacked

Jingoism of the day at the European Championships: Sorry to have missed this gem in the Sun... More »

12th, June 2012 Reviews

Mystery solved: a dingo did kill Azaria Chamberlain and ruin Lindy Chamberlain's world

A dingo killed Azaria Chamberlain on August 17 1980. The dingo took Azaria Chamberlain from a campsite in Uluru. She was nine weeks old... More »

12th, June 2012 Celebrities

Rihanna likens The Sun to a 'baggy ass condom'

Is the Sun on its way out..? More »

12th, June 2012 Reviews

Nathan Rao predicts - Daily Express weather expert's May review

More weather according to the Daily Express's Nathan Rao... More »

12th, June 2012 Celebrities 1

Lindsay Lohan lied to the police? Prison beckons? As if....

Just when Lindsay Lohan looked like she'd stopped being in trouble, the long hook of bother has felt up her collar again. So, when she's not being called a jewel thief, or a common assaulter, or a drug wreck, or a booze hound, she's now being accused of lying to the police... More »

12th, June 2012 Fashion

Video compilation of catwalk models falling over

Blame the shoes... More »

12th, June 2012 Sports

Glen Johnson forgets the pre-match photo - European Championships gif of the day

Why did the official England pre-match photograph not feature Liverpool's Glen Johnson?.. More »