Photos of the day - Kate Winslet can't find Frank Zapper's phone
To entertain you.... More »
To entertain you.... More »
The Lancet reports that patients are being forced to accept lungs from dead smokers. Four in ten lungs donated to the needy are from smokers. Given the option of no new lungs or those that have tasted the evil weed, the patient has no choice... More »
The Serbian footballer who plays for Fiorentina upset national coach Sinisa Mihajlovic for not singing the national anthem before his side’s match with Spain on Saturday... More »
When the Daily Mail thundered"PAINKILLER 'SABOTAGED - Animal rights protestors suspected of tampering with Nurofen" we blanched. Time to toss away those over-the-counter pain relief capsules... More »
In "BALOTELLI STALKED ME", the Sun leads with news that Mario Balotelli, Manchester City's charismatic striker, is a stalker?... More »
From now on minced lamb, beef and that ferret will not cost an extra 20% if served above room temperature.... More »
Punk is a sly old slag. It pretended to be anti-establishment (ie, anti-corporate and therefore, anti-money) when all along, it was just waiting to cash-in... More »
Do tell us if you see anything awful being flogged as Diamond Jubilee merchandise... More »
How funny is the Queen? Has she ever cracked a joke?... More »
Cricket understands Mondays... More »
Signs at journalism is dying: Beyonce Knowles has won an award for her writing.... More »
Smetana was sentenced to 100 days in prison for refusing to serve the terms of his community service order - an order he earned for defacing political posters stuck to buses in the city of Olomouc... More »
Duffy tells Sun readers that David Baddiel is to "take Class A drugs live on telly"... More »
Now, he's a wanted man by the police.... More »
More satisfying patt falls and dives... More »
The Queen has had 11 Prime Ministers. Ooer... More »
For, you see, the iron ore price is essentially driven by the Chinese economy.... More »
Is the GCSE Religious Studies exam question "Explain, briefly, why some people are prejudiced against Jews" racist? Michael Gove, the education secretary says it is... More »
Bruschi is the 4-year-old Boston terrier whose eyes each measure 28 millimeters in diameter... More »
It' 1962 and dad has a plan... More »
To the pre-game pleasantries of the football match between the USA and Scotland (final score: 5 -1). Singer Victoria Zarlenga is doing her best to make the Scots feel relaxed by murdering the US National anthem... More »
Cats and butter will save mankind... More »